Jesus’ crappy 3-day weekend

This comment from Chayanov made me laugh:

 Jesus had a crappy 3-day weekend, so now everybody ever since owes him for it.

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  1. This is funny! The true meaning of Easter.

  2. I went to the same resort as Jesus during that weekend, and I had a good time. However, Satan will cheat in a snowball fight. Be forewarned.

  3. I found a book at Amazon God vs. Satan : The Untold Story which claims to be the Little Book predicted to explain God’s Mystery to mankind in Rev. 10. Even explains why he went into hiding, and when he would surface again, and why.

    My family didn’t believe it, but we read it anyway. And it is true. I understand everything Jesus said. EVERYTHING! Even know where he left out information on purpose because his generation wasn’t ready for the truth.

    I understand souls, God, how Satan’s Kingdom is divided, and how God and Satan fight in the world today. Except the actual truth is different from what anyone expects. It explains all the crime in our urban cities. And how to change it.

    It is a small book, as predicted in Rev. 10, every page is packed with new ideas. The words draw pictures, making the understanding easy. Even how creation started. And what the Holy Ghost is made out of.

    It was written in the Bible that it would come in the hands of an angel to the world from God. I read it, and I don’t believe any human mind could have that much new information by itself. A thousand geniuses couldn’t have written that book. Or this
    Einstein of religion kept himself hidden from the world for a long time.

    The fact that book is here today amazes me. We must be in end times for it to exist. I need an expert on Revaluations to comment on the book.

    I understand now why God went into hiding. Once you understand his mystery, what he really is, his early involvement in world affairs, and his absence later on becomes obvious. So does his return and when and why.

    No one religion captured the truth. But many got pieces of it. But the real truth makes complete sense of reality.

    • Feel free to tell us what that truth is, please.

    • Your website makes the baby Jesus weep bitter, bitter tears. Every time someone looks at the background, the sobbing starts afresh. Only your inability to properly link to your own page preserves your soul.

    • I feel overwhelmingly honored to be on the same thread as one of the only people on the entire earth (that’s over 6 BILLION poeple) who knows the Truth! Party on, ExplainingEvilandGood. All the freethinkers, theologans, philosophers…were all just waiting for you!!!! We await your tablets from the Mount with baited breath.

    • I see from Amazon that the same author also wrote “God : Using Psychic Ability to Find Him”. As you may’ve guessed the author is a psychic who tells you how you can be a psychic too in order to find God.

      Needless to say, the books are self-published.

      Also, the book descriptions have a link to ExplaingEvilandGood’s website, so it seems he’s trying to promote his own books.

      Jerk.

      • In fact, I think he should be banned.

      • “Also, the book descriptions have a link to ExplaingEvilandGood’s website, so it seems he’s trying to promote his own book”

        I don’t think EplainingEvilandGood understands the concept of “target audience, let alone intelligent thought.

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