Comments on: Tract-or-treat

By: Michael

Michael — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 20:35:26 +0000

That was made of Awesome!!!! With genuine Chick Tracts to boot!!!

By: Metro

Metro — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:53:49 +0000

@wazza:
Hey! What do the Mormons have to do with this?

Oh, wait … silly me … I got confused.

LSD is the powerful drug that can affect your perception of reality temporarily.

LDS is a powerful opiate of the masses that can affect your perception of reality for a lifetime.

So easy to confuse the two.

By: Mikel

Mikel — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 14:33:32 +0000

Uh. That made me feel queezy. Do people actually do things like that?

By: Daniel Florien

Daniel Florien — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:17:27 +0000

@masonjars: Just found it on another site (see the “via” link).

By: Mike aka MonolithTMA

Mike aka MonolithTMA — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 12:41:22 +0000

“do these people want to give kids nightmares?”

I recall an account of an angry father rushing to save his distraught toddler who was screaming something like “why does Jesus want to burn me!” He found out they had shown the children a video of an unrepentant sinner burning in hell.

Yes, they do want to give them nightmares.

By: wazza

wazza — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 07:15:43 +0000

I’ll tell you what does work…

LSD!

Seriously, Ben Folds wrote a song about it.

By: masonjars

masonjars — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 02:42:40 +0000

haha! that video was.. hilarious, and scary at the same time. Do you know the people that made it, or did you just happen upon it on youtube?

p.s. I agree about Obama. I’m super stoked :)

By: Daniel Florien

Daniel Florien — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:01:15 +0000

@Bellesouth:

do these people want to give kids nightmares?

Of course they do! How else will they get them to pray some prayer to an invisible god-man named Jesus? They have to tell them they’ll burn forever. What’s a simple prayer compared to that?

By: Bellesouth

Bellesouth — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 19:58:57 +0000

Man, this is why I am scared like crazy to let my kids go anywhere without me.

Last year I was at a mall with my best friend and her daughter and some dude in a Santa suit was passing out these nicely-wrapped “gifts” to unsuspecting children.

Rip off the tissue paper and it was some card talking about HELL. Good gravy, do these people want to give kids nightmares?

By: Mike aka MonolithTMA

Mike aka MonolithTMA — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 17:51:47 +0000

I’m proud to say that was never me, thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster! I hated all that fake witnessing bullshit. I guess that should have been my clue that I’d end up an atheist. ;-)

By: Bob

Bob — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 17:24:37 +0000

Yep, that was me so many years ago…how sad.

By: Postman

Postman — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:08:10 +0000

Daniel,
My posterior actually disconnected from the rest of my body due to laughter.