Thanks to everyone who participated in the subscriber giveaway. The signed book goes to Michelle B. from Michigan. Congratulations, Michelle!
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This really makes me question my faith in the FSM.
I guess it just wasn’t according to His will…
Ah. Because I am sort of short, but not a midget, the FSM loves me more than you. Had a midget, or perhaps a midget pirate applied, I would not be quite so lucky. Praise be to His Noodliness.
@Jasen: I am sorry to hear that you are questioning your faith in the FSM. Perhaps it is because you were never a true follower? Did you ever really love him, Jasen?
Doubt not. His Noodley Presence came upon me and revealed to me that you are a great sinner — yet these sins can be forgiven with a large check made out in my name. If you do not do this, you will burn in anti-pasta forever.
FSMdammit, I never win anything!
Oh, and congratulations Michelle.
@John: Don’t you ever take the FSM’s name in vain again!
Haha, I’m just kidding, buddy. May the FSM bless you in your endeavors!
We should all stop for a moment, and give thanks to the great and glorious FSM for blessing Michelle so graciously. May we all partake in the holy communion of our FSM! Pass the bowl of spaghetti, and take a healthy serving, for this is the body of the FSM. Pass the case of beer, and help yourself to a cold one, for this is the blood of the FSM. Now consume both, and be happy, and be healthy, and remember the one who has blessed you, and blesses us all, with his Noodly Appendages and his Noodly Love.
RAmen!