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4 Comments

  1. Don’t buy this bullshit product — what they don’t tell you in the ad is that the prayer frequency is 2.6GHz, so it like totally interferes with my Wifi.

  2. So, if I understand this, it will give me an erection??? Welll, that’s an answer to prayer right there!

  3. Ah! So that’s why my prayers never got answered….I gotta get me one of those!

  4. David Cowan: “it like totally interferes with my Wifi”

    Yes, it did with mine too, but a quick prayer not only immediately stopped this problem, but also amplified and sped up my WiFi!

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