This is weird but strangely tempting as a gag gift:
Perch on your throne and strain over full colour brain training puzzles that will have you in the bathroom for hours. There are hundreds of mind boggling games on the Brain Training Toilet Paper and the answers are on there to!
Brain training quizzes are all the rage at the moment as people want to test their memory and brain skills to keep our minds healthy and active. Our Mind Trainer Toilet Roll helps squeeze out your knowledge and challenge your perseverance and ‘wee-knesses.’
So many puns come to mind, but they’re all so crappy. Er, oops.
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Too funny!
:O I want it!!
Interesting blog btw. I’ve recently stopped being Christian myself and came from an Evangelical church.
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Ahh, hemorrhoids!
bigjohn756 is right – this is a recipe for some literal pain in the butt.
Can this really be considered for actual use?
There are so many gag toilet papers, it’s funny.
I guess whoever wrote the blurb needs to use that toilet paper, and not on their bum. They use “to” instead of “too”, and I’m pretty sure people want brain training quizzes to keep their own minds healthy and active, not the minds of toilet paper makers.