Improving Your Psychic Abilities

This could be helpful, if it wasn’t complete bullshit.

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  1. Reginald Selkirk

    Whoa, this is good stuff! They gave instructions on doing a face-palm maneuver, exactly when I was doing the same thing myself.

  2. Dude! She had a magical invisible rainbow on her shoulder!!! :D

  3. I didn’t have my sound turned on. Was the boy showing the old dude how to cure baldness and gray hair?

  4. Mine would definitely need some improving to be useful.

  5. Man…. This made me think about when I used to take a lot of ’shrooms…. And made me glad I stopped…

  6. Old news. I’ve been doing this for years.

  7. “It’s a great way to win at Trivial Pursuit”?… I thought with great power comes great responsibility!

  8. Wow! I wonder if, on purpose, they play the fabulous background music (the first song was a famous Spanish piece) to distract the listener.

    Maybe it’s no different from a church service, where the music touches you so deeply that you have no choice but to fall at the Feet.

    As for talking to people mentally, my conversations with my mother-in-law have never been able to reach the target!
    So, I remain an unbeliever.

  9. Dude! I saw this at “Everything is Awful” earlier on today, and I was going to suggest it for your blog! Maybe we are psychic, lol :)

  10. Was this satire? Why did it end “Everything is Terrible!”? And the life of a medium sounds crappy.

  11. I am going to SO rock at Trivial Pursuit!!

  12. Wow! Finally! A step by step guide on how to, eventually, read minds! Thanks for this great bit of info, Daniel.

  13. crap- here I go again… the thing with Rick Warren reminded me that Rick so looks like Jerry Falwell (and he does, you gotta admit. .a few more church potlucks and it’s all done but the shoutin’). But this psychic chick is a dead ringer for John McCain’s wife, isn’t she?

    I drive my kids buggy whenever we watch a movie and I try to place the actor/actress, or at least try to guess who they remind me of, but c’mon isn’t this Cindy McCain for sure?

  14. I thought for sure the old guy was going to force the kids own hand to slap him and say “why are you hitting yourself? why are you hitting yourself…”

  15. If you do not see a colour, it’s certainly not a test of your psychic abilities. (at 1:17)

    Now exchange “colour” with “god” and “psychic abilities” with “faith”…

    Why FFS are people falling for the same tricks over, and over, and over, again? Must be a fine mixture of stupidity and despair.

  16. Wow. Screw Trivial Pursuit. I’m going to mortgage my house and go play some high-stakes poker!

    Although first I’m gonna hunt down the cats and ask which one barfed up the thing they ate out of the litter box in the middle of the living room.

  17. Are you Canadian?

  18. My psychic abilities tell me he is in Toronto.

  19. My psychic powers tell me that he is an American traveler pretending to be a Canadian to protect himself from extremist Muslims.

  20. … heh. Yeah, I’m a smart one…

  21. Because it came from the “Everything is Terrible” website (they posts lots of videos) but the original, as far as I know, is not a satire.

  22. Just remember, it doesn’t work unless you focus the qi in your Naruto Chakra with the proper mantra: “Aw Jeez, not this shit again!”

  23. I dunno about Cindy McCain. The woman in this video was rather lacking in that “heartless borg queen” look that Cindy so embodies.

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