Thanks for Dying Jesus, This Candy is AWESOME!

Even secular folks can join Christians in celebrating the excruciating death of their God on a cross today. If he didn’t die, would we be getting all this awesome candy? I’m not so sure.

So thanks, Jesus! Om nom nom.

Thanks for dying Jesus, this candy is AWESOME!

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  1. Of course we would get candy, because Easter is simply the Roman spring Festival!

    Xtians don’t know when Christ was actually crucified, so they conveniently choose the same week as the Roman celebrations of the Goddess Flora because Christ rose being dead like her flowers do.

    (Never mind the that old testament commanded them not to take traditions from other cultures.)

  2. this gave me quite the chuckle this morning.. reminds me of the eddie izzard skit about easter..on the dress to kill show

    The pagans had big festivals
    on Easter and Christmas.

    Christians had big festivals
    at Easter and Christmas.

    Jesus died on one and was born
    on the other. Hm-hm-hm-hmm?

    Cos…Jesus I do think did exist.

    He was a guy
    who had interesting ideas

    in the Gandhi area, the Nelson
    Mandela area – relaxed and groovy.

    The Romans thought,
    “Relaxed and groovy? No

    So they murdered him.

    Kids eat chocolate eggs
    because the color of the chocolate

    and the color of
    the wood on the cross…

    Well, you tell me.

    It’s got nothing to do with it,
    has it?

    People are going, “Remember kids,
    Jesus died for your sins.”

    “Yeah, I know, it’s great.”
    “No, it’s bad.”
    “It’s bad. lt’s terrible”
    “Whatever you want.
    Just keep giving me these eggs.”

    And the bunny rabbits, where do
    they come into the Crucifixion?

    There were no rabbits going,
    “You putting crosses in our warrens?

    “We live below this hill, all right?”

    Bunny rabbits are for shagging,
    eggs are for fertility.

    It’s the spring festival.

  3. It should also be submitted to: http://failblog.org/

  4. Me, I think we’d be nomming chocolate for the Equinox, which was weeks ago. Damn you Jesus! Postponing my chocolate!

  5. Isn’t it obvious what Jesus and rabbits have to do with each other? No animal gets nailed more than a rabbit…

  6. Q: What were Jesus’ last words?

    A: Ow. Ow. Ow.

  7. I can haz candee? Om nom nom nom!

  8. Why don’t they just make chocolate Jesus? We could bite the ears off first, just like chocolate bunnies.

  9. rodneyAnonymous

    Cadbury Mini Eggs are like Platonic (perfect, ideal) M&Ms.

  10. Quote:
    Xtians don’t know when Christ was actually crucified, so they conveniently choose the same week as the Roman celebrations of the Goddess Flora because Christ rose being dead like her flowers do.

    J. Allen, don’t you know Jesus entered Jerusalem to celebrate Passover. The Passover meal was the Last Supper. The Bible speaks, therefore, specifically about when Jesus died, and is not just the Roman ‘Spring Festival’. You want to know why Easter jumps around the calender like an ADD sufferer with a caffeine addiction? It’s cause it’s based on the Jewish calender, and Passover occurs during the first week after the first full moon after the Vernal Equinox.

  11. Everyone knows that Easter is when the Easter Bunny Jesus comes out of his hole after three days to lay colored eggs all over the yard. While he’s out, if he sees his shadow, we get 4 more weeks of winter. If he doesn’t see his shadow, he goes and gets all of the stuff that he lent out to people when he thought he was going to die, which is where lent comes from… people spend 40 days trying to learn to do without what Jesus gave them in case he wants it back on Easter.

  12. I don’t believe in any gods.

    Therefor i’m not a hypocryt and don’t celebrate any days that have to do with any religion.

    I had a talk about that with a friend of mine today, and we agreed that people should create their own special celebrations.

    Mine are old/newyear, my birthday and whenever i feel like suddenly throwing a party (which is about 5 times a year)

  13. Hilarious!

    Along the same lines: http://www.zombiejesusday.org

  14. LOL!!!! This cracked me up. Thank you

  15. In spite of the mockery on this blog, our risen Lord still loves each and every one of you. As long as you are alive, God will hold back His judgement and give you the opportunity to know Him. Christ didn’t come to condemn any of us, but to save us.

    “16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

    17 For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.

    18 Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son. John 3:16-18

    Happy resurrection day!

  16. Love this!

    Just posted my own Happy Easter bit:

    http://billpost.blogspot.com/2009/04/happy-easter.html

  17. Don’t really like this, provocative and insulting just for a cheap laugh which isn’t really witty or humourous.. kind of childish

  18. the story I heard about collecting easter eggs & bunnies comes from the N. sea islands where every spring people used to row out to collect the eggs of seabirds. the birds hunt fish during the day, meanwhile, wild rabbits crawl in their snuggly nests to keep warm. it still happens but the bird eggs are protected now (mostly)

  19. this blog is very short-sited…if you really knew what jesus did he didnt just die after the third day he rose from the dead! idk bout you but thats what im thankful for, not having to spend eternity in hell, i get to spend it with my savior who showed me ultimate love by giving up his life for me and everyone else.

    • I wish christians would think about their mythology instead of just mouthing it like parrots.

      Where is your Jesus now? He’s at the side of the father, no? Where is the sacrifice if God still has his son?

  20. do you by any chance have a Christian Background? and if so do you think you are a good person? if you do think that you are good than please go to http://www.wayofthemaster.com and do the Good Person Test. it’s really cool!!!!

  21. Would a patient participant – or perhaps the blogmaster -care to explain the rationale behind the angst towards Jesus Christ that’s present in this thread?

    It seems a bit untoward to cruelly jest about someone’s vicious murder, if one doesn’t believe that it really happened.

    In Christ,
    CD

  22. I am sorry that today was the day to bash Christianity. It’s sad that there is so much anger here. I clicked on the blog just checking Wordpress. Disconcerting that this would be their image on one of the Holiest days of the year. I realize that many of you feel enlightened by rejecting Christ. I hope you reconsider. Have a good weekend.

  23. I love it!

  24. Roger asked: …do you know what this blog is about? At all?

    Actually as far as I know this is my first visit here.

    This being said I had assumed this is an atheist blog, in which case I should expect that no particular deity would receive any particular notice or interest.

    But perhaps it’s actually an anti-theist blog?

    If so, then I might expect that all deities might receive more or less equal time being ridiculed, pilloried, etc.

    Maybe because this is the week that many Christians worldwide meditate upon Jesus Christ’s passion, cross work, death, burial and glorious resurrection He gets some special treatment? Maybe a little gratuitous abuse? Maybe a little razzle-dazzle to rile up the poor, ignorant Bible-thumpers?

    It just seems rather petty…that’s all. See, here’s the thing – I would think that maybe people who don’t believe in something might have other more important, pressing, or interesting things to do than sit around at their keyboards and viciously malign things they don’t even believe in, you know?

    For example I should find it quite strange indeed if this blog were dedicated to heaping contempt, disdain, and ridicule upon “The Flying Spaghetti Monster”, and the combox participants were busily making up jokes and leaving harsh remarks about how utterly foolish, hateful and sinister the concept of a”Flying Spaghetti Monster” truly is.

    Just a thought.

    In Christ,
    CD

  25. Unthinking lightweights constantly attempt to infer a continuation of ancient festival celebrations as a backdrop for christian traditions. Obviously Jesus death was very specific and intended to be completed at the height of the Passover week since he was the true sacrifice for the world. The Jewish passover was only a foreshadowing of what was required to appease God’s wrath against sin. His rising from the dead brought new life and hope into the world.

  26. Roger said: Oh, get over it.

    Hmmm…seems a bit less than hospitable of you, but after all, it’s your blog space and your life, right?

    Carry on!

    In Christ,
    CD

  27. I’m not an atheist, I was raised in a Christian household/community.

    However, I have found over the years that the one thing that bothered me the most about organized religion was how it took away the right of the people to believe what THEY wanted to believe.

    I never understood how we could have traditions that were so NOT a part of what Christianity supposedly stood for and actually represented everything that Christians stood against. How could we celebrate the birth of Christ in December when he was born closer to the summer (June/July?). Why do we buy into all the commercialism that comes with these “holy traditions”. Why must we have the best decorations? The most twinkle lights? The glowing baby Jesus? The biggest tree? The chocolate eggs? The bunnies? The massive amounts of CRAP that we spend money on just to impress other people or buy a one way ticket into those pearly gates?

    And WHHHHY won’t Christians, Muslims and Jews realize that most of the worlds religions all have something in common? That there is text older than the scrolls proving that holy stories similar to Christian ones, were being told hundreds of years before Christ and Christianity?

    I never understood how, as Christians, we condemned other religions. Wasn’t God about love, acceptance, respect for fellow man and all that good stuff? Why did this sect have to be more right than that one? Why all the different sects? Because there were so many rules? Who made those rules? Pretty sure it wasn’t Jesus. Man wrote the bible and Man made those rules.

    I’m spiritual but not religious. I believe that there is a God (or God’s or even Goddesses) and I believe that I should live a good life because it’s the right thing to do. NOT because I want some free pass into Heaven.

    Thanks for this blog…I like that you can point out the fact that some who would call themselves devout spend more time following traditions and spouting forgiveness while quoting text than actually trying to do good for themselves or their fellow man.

    Now excuse me, I have some chocolate bunny ears to eat.

  28. The invention would not have been possible at all.

  29. oh, i love this so much!

  30. It’s even better – candy plus eternal life!

  31. Deborah Bancroft

    …because nothing says devotion like a wind-up, egg-pooping bunny!

  32. Isn’t freewill wonderful? We all have the opportunity to at some point in our lives come to understand our brokenness, and then decide just how to deal with it…there’s that river in Egypt approach, and the “I’m much too fast to take that test” approach, even the “someday when sin just isn’t so much fun I’ll consider it” approach…Someday we’ll all “approach” God, on our knees, confessing the truth! personally, I think that you guys need to come up with some much better material,if you try spouting off some of the stuff I’ve read here to Him it’s NOT going to be pretty…it’s YOUR eternity,and YOUR choice, choose wisely…

  33. I don’t think I’ve ever seen “Om nom nom” in writing before; yet, I can hear a cartoon character nom-nomming so clearly when I read it. Great job.

  34. I find it interesting that chocolate is so extensively used for Easter when the folks of that time didn’t even know it existed!

    Chocolate comes from the cacao plant and that is indigenous to the Americas :)

  35. And also, if your imaginary sky friend is so all powerful, then why did it need a blood sacrifice to “appease” it’s wrath? Seems kind of…stupid, don’t’cha think?

    The answer to your question is no, it isn’t stupid at all.

    The One True and Living God of the Holy Bible is the unique and sole Creator of all things in existence, and all things hold together by the power of His Word alone. Mankind became sinfully corrupted when the federal head and representative of our race, Adam, rebelled against the Creator, bringing God’s curse upon all those born of the flesh after Adam, which includes every human being ever born apart from the Lord Jesus Christ.

    The curse of sin and death corrupted every part of the fallen creature man, who is now subject of futility in his life and mind. Even his reasoning power – his thought life – is full of sin and rebellion against the knowledge of God. As you might imagine this places man in a terrible predicament because he still retains the knowledge within his own consciousness that he is made in the image of God – that even in his fallen state he is still God’s image bearer – yet he is driven by his sinful heart of rebellion and active personal disobedience to God’s authority to suppress the knowledge of God in unrighteousness. And it must be noted that mankind is morally and personally (individually) culpable and responsible for his own rebellion and he knows it.

    Man clearly sees the revelation of the One True and Living God in the natural order, man sees his power on display everywhere and at all times and man even senses his Creator’s infinite perfections within immaterial and transcendent universal laws such as logic itself. The very foundation of reason requires the presupposition of a perfect and holy transcendent God, yet the rational materialist cannot account for things such as transcendent universal laws, and must therefore by necessity be driven to futility and irrationality, because the alternative is nothing less than to acknowledge the truth of the absolute authority of the One True and Living God of the Holy Bible.

    The Muslims don’t have a god like the One True and Living God, in fact the Koran rejects Him outright, substituting “Allah”, the moon god, in His place.

    The Jews have rejected the One True and Living God because they rejected Him when He came into the world as Jesus Christ. They have substituted the vain traditions of men and legalism for the knowledge of Him.

    Like Islam and traditional Judaism all the religions of men that have ever existed are idolatrous and are merely streams of the one false religion of human merit. People are driven to do “good things” because their Creator made them to serve Him, but since He is rejected people turn their desires to do “good things” toward idols, thereby corrupting any goodness they may have thought to do in the process and heaping even more sin upon their own heads.

    Biblical Christianity is the one pure and true religion which is based not upon what men do for their “god”, or for other men, or for themselves, but rather is based upon what God has done for men. God Almighty miraculously took on human flesh and came into the world in the person of Jesus Christ, the second Adam, to live the perfect life that God demands of all people everywhere. In doing this Christ fulfilled all the obligations of God as revealed in the Holy Bible, thus being fully and totally righteous in and of Himself, something no other human being could ever have done.

    Christ stands in the place of sinners as their substitute, reconciling to God all those who come to Him by grace alone, through faith alone. Jesus Christ bore God’s holy wrath against sin upon the cross making Himself the only mediator between God and men, and the only hope of salvation leading to eternal life. The alternative is abiding under the eternal wrath of God in hell.

    Because of these truths all men and women everywhere who are apart from Christ stand condemned, abiding under the wrath of the Holy, Holy, Holy Lord God Almighty to whom all praise and glory is due from all His creatures.

    And perhaps the saddest part is that people recognize these truths in their heart of hearts. They know something is wrong, even if they can’t place their finger on it. In their heart of hearts they know they abide under the wrath of an angry, righteous God above them, they know they have a guilty conscience within them constantly wagging its accusing finger in their face crying “guilty, Guilty, GUILTY!”, and they know there’s a yawning hell beneath them where there is eternal punishment in flames and weeping and gnashing of teeth.

    It’s for these Christ came. He came to seek and save the lost and gave His life for them.

    Allah didn’t do that.

    Buddha didn’t do that.

    No one else did that.

    The God of the Holy Bible is wrathful and requires justice because He is perfect. This is why he requires appeasement of His wrath. He would be less than perfect and in fact would be an unjust judge if He simply “forgave” people out of some sort of feeling of cosmic benevolence.

    Even sinful lost human beings can see the breach of justice. If a judge simply “forgave” everyone who came before his bench, regardless of the crime committed and without any consideration of the guilt or innocence of the accused we’d call him unjust and demand that he be removed. If every judge acted in this manner then all the criminal justice systems in the world would collapse.

    It’s because God is just that He requires punishment for crimes against Him, and it’s because He is merciful that He came and paid the price Himself. Christians call this grace.

    I wish you all a happy Resurrection Sunday!

    In Christ,
    CD

  36. “It’s for these Christ came. He came to seek and save the lost and gave His life for them.”

    Ironically enough there are billions of miserable awful people in the world. What did Christ do wrong?

    Meanwhile the Buddha tries to set your soul at ease and help you understand what happiness is despite who you are while Christ is being a judgemental asshole, leading a whole religion of stubborn judgemental assholes. WHAT A COOL GUY!

  37. Coram Deo said, “Christians call this grace.”

    – My cat is named Grace :) She likes bunnies but she’s not so much into big spikes or chocolate candies.

  38. glanceskyward17

    God is Love.

  39. “I wish you all a happy Resurrection Sunday!”

    I am now in heaven using a heavenly computer until monday.

    Thank you Christ for the foretaste of heaven.

  40. I can’t get enough of this circular reasoning. “I’m right because I’m right because I’m right…”

    Pointing at yourself and saying “am so!” isn’t convincing. It’s childish.

  41. “19 since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them.”

    I am still waiting in heaven for God to make it plain to me, sadly He and his angels are on earth celebrating with christians, so lonely up here, but I will be back on earth on monday.

  42. Hitler was a Christian, so he’s automatically good in their book, right? One of them.

    Well, let the zombie worshiping death cultists believe whatever they want.

    All of you who are *not* insane, I hope you have a great weekend and… try to do something fun for the pagan fertility celebration these pseudochristians are going on about, OK?

  43. I wonder if my cat, Grace, would like ^ Donny’s ^ porn?

    *shudders*

    Hey! Keester rhymes with Easter!

    =P

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  45. As a Rhode Islander, I’d like to point out proudly that Jesus was crucified in our state. And anyone who doesn’t believe it just hasn’t looked at that scroll nailed to the top of the cross.

  46. You guys ar sure uneducated about the facts. Easter is connected with the PAssover of the Jews. That’s why John the Baptist called him the Lamb of God which takes away the sins of the world. Jesus Christ died on Passover Day in 32 AD. He was the last Passover lamb to be slain. A pagan historian by the name of Thallus who lived in A.D. 52 recoreded that there was a miraculous darkness covering the face of the earth on Passover 32 A.D. So the hoiliday or day of celebration is rightly timed on the calendar. About the candy, I agree that it is not in keeping with the awesomeness of the event, yet, no other religion including Atheism can claim such a tremdous foundation of belief backed up by the facts. Easter is so exciting because shortly afterward the disciples of Jesus went into an upper room in Jerusalem where they were filled with the Holy Spirit and literally changed their known world. In fact Christianity was so powerful that even the Roman Eperor Constantine embraced Christianity for political purposes. This doesn’t sound like a farse or anomoly of sorts. They were so powerulf in their witnesses and miracles that their movement was irresistable. They had received God’s Spirit and it changed their lives. I use to be agnostic of sorts but when I encountered God first-hand it litterally changed my life. No one can refute that and it has been about thirty five years of joy and happiness. So guys, don’t knock it till you’ve tried it. I’m not talking about church, I’m talking about a personal encounter with God.
    Thanks and Prayers
    Greg
    FocusonFreedom.net

  47. fabulous!

  48. This is funnier–and perhaps less insulting?–than George Carlin’s bit about pork chops.

  49. Just another reason why so many folks so dislike atheists. Pretty childish, this.

  50. marsha O'Brien

    Truly funny people don’t have to belittle others spiritual beliefs to get a laugh. Turn about is fair play- “when you die, I hope you fry!” Ha ha- A riot, eh?

  51. I will never understand the relation. Anyway, how is babby formed?

  52. The bible was written by illiterate arabs back when they thought the earth was flat. Any 12 year old today knows incredibly more about the universe than the wisest man of biblical times.
    Religion could not possibly be started today. Can you imagine a woman walking into any major hospital anywhere in the world today and explaining that she was a pregnant virgin and that she was carrying the child of a man or spirit in the sky.
    “Code 69. Get someone down here from Psyche, STAT!”

    Religion is something one inherits from their family,society, or culture. If Osama Bin Laden had been born in Kansas he would probably be a Baptist. If he had a good education he would probably be a scientist.

  53. ok, maybe I scrolled too fast and missed this along the way, so bear with me, but yesterday I was at Barnes and Noble and saw this actual book (the one that began this thread). And so, having seen it here on Unreasonable Faith, I just had to read it and what a fine read it was indeed.

    “It’s fun to decorate Easter eggs… turn page… BUT Jesus___________”. “It’s fun to wear new clothes, BUT Jesus________”. “It’s fun to go on egg hunts with my friends, BUT Jesus_______________”.

    Dry heave. Nothing but a book to alleviate parental guilt that with all this fal-da-ra of new clothes, baskets, bunnies, and eggs, that oopsie- Jesus is getting lost in all the commotion (funny how Jesus does that so much- gets lost so easy I mean. Like my keys). So- let’s just fix that by having a fun little book to remind us of priorities here. Uh-huh. Like when you have to open the frickin’ card before you attack the wrapping on the present. Learned impulse control. Sorta like my black lab who must “shake hands” to get her treat. But can’t you see? She gets it. She’s not after the treat really- she wants to shake hands with you. Really. She does…

  54. annabellasepiphanies

    That was HI-larious! It’s a good thing you were listed as a top post, or I would never have come across your blog-and that would be ashame. YA RLY.

    I was raised Catholic, and over 15 years ago (I’m 29) I realized that what the christian religion was trying to sale was complete and utter nonsense. Not so much about “God”, or a higher-power, (whatever you wish to call it) but in the sense of tradition. Organized religion is nothing more than a traditional superstition.

    As far as the Bible is concerned, people only see/read what they want too. Line 10 random people up, have them read the same passage, and then ask each one what their interpretation was-you’ll get a different answer nearly everytime. Beyond that, any person of intelligence can clearly see the inconsistencies and contradictions amongst the “word of God.”

    If I had to choose a religion, it would probably still be Roman Catholicism. This specific sect intrigues me, and I am convinced the Vatican knows way more than they are letting on. “Stigmata” is one of my favorite movies, the screen writer is a brilliant philosopher, and though the movie is technically fiction-it rings more truth then people realize.

    annabella@

    “Your Daily Dose of Random Revelations”

  55. Jesus is not God he was born of a sinner woman, virgin birth, angels singing on his birthday, three kings bowed at him and etc. he is still not God.

    God cannot die but Jesus died God is Spirit, formless but Jesus died and went to hell and the Spirit of God came to rescue him the so called resurrection. Jesus God needed another GOD to save him? What type of God is this? Your salvation is questionable and that’s why Christians are suffering miserable life you sideline God and worship man who is dead man can’t bless or save you.

    Another thought God don’t eat but Jesus asked for food from the disciples at the seashore, after his resurrection. There are thousands over scripture stated Jesus is not God and he even deny of himself and said ‘no man is good but God the Father in me is ‘

  56. Wow, Daniel. Will you ever run out of material? I mean, how many days in a row can you rake on Jesus before it gets a little old? I don’t know how old you are, but your material is stuff you could find if you went to the library and read stuff that is too old to get archived on Google (which has about a 5-year memory.)
    Yeah. Joking about the crucifixtion and chocolate Easter bunnies is about as original as an NBC police show. It’s all been done before, but I guess that doesn’t stop people from still trying.
    Reminds me of the Athiests Convention. They have one, you know. Every year, they have a keynote speaker. I would guess it’s the same talk – “There is no god!”
    But we get it. You don’t believe in Jesus. That’s your right. But keep it coming. Never get tired of the “Why there was no Jesus” commentary. Been out there for 2000 years.

  57. Religion is man trying to connect with the one Supreme God the Creator of the Universe unless your naive to believe all this happened here on earth and in the universe by Chance. Christianity is God sending His only begotten Son to earth in order to have a relationship with man and see his heart turn away from sin and closer to His creator.There is a hole in our heart we try to fill with religion, drugs, sex, anger, fear, unbelief etc that can only be filled by God. Take all the knowledge in the world. Maybe you know a dot on the grid. What if that dot of knowledge in the bigger picture is inaccurate and just maybe there is a God? We all have a choice to follow the ways of God in the Bible i.e. love, patience, kindness, worshiping God and no other idols etc. Or you can reject Him as they did Christ but no other figure who has walked the earth has split time as He did and no other figure has more followers who followed him in theses past 2,200 years.

    Something to consider since none of us know it all. I bid you peace.

  58. andbabymakescrazy

    Great post. Funny too, when buying candy for the kids at Target last week I told my husband we should throw some toys in the baskets this year and skip the candy. He said, “but Easter has always been about the candy”. I looked at him and said, “no, honey, technically it’s about Jesus”.

  59. May be a language barrier, but the title sounds me as a horrible sin and an insult to us, the Christ followers. God forgive you.

  60. That’s what He’s supposed to be all about…forgiveness!

    =P

  61. annabellasepiphanies

    Reformed Fred:

    Hey there, what is this thread and other post you are speaking of? Can you link it? Also, if you enjoy this blog, you should check out mine. It’s not all about religion, but of many “random revelations.” If you enjoy entertainment, and controversy- you should enjoy my blog. It has everything from personal memoirs, to politics, to sports, and beyond.

    http://annabellasepiphanies.wordpress.com/

    Hope to see you soon!

    xo
    annabella

  62. Hilarious how fired up everyone gets. Let me ask, has anyone changed their mind yet because of these posts? So eloquent, all of them, it would be a shame if not even one hit home with somebody on the other side of the fence…

  63. perfect, elemenope, perfect.

  64. I’m always interested to listen in on debates about God, the existence of God, the role of God, the plan of God . . . you get the picture. Something I’ve discovered in listening and participating in such discussions is this: nobody is really out to change anyone elses mind. Everyone enters such debates with the knowledge that in such cases and hot topics as these, opinions are not changed. Rather, the whole point is to justify one’s own belief to the world, and in so doing, to make oneself look quite intelligent. I say this in regard to theists and atheists alike.

    I’ve watched the atheist walk away proudly from heated discussions which clearly he won. Did he change the mind of his opponent. Not remotely. If anything, he strengthened the future faith of the theist by pointing out the present weaknesses of his arguments. Likewise, I’ve watched a theist dominate an argument in which he had the distinct advantage of intellect; he too walking away pleased with his victory, his opponent just as opposed to theism as before. This amuses me becuase it has always seemed to undermine the very cause of the argument in the first place. If either person can walk away feeling good that he has “won” when no new facts have been presented and no minds changed, is the argument really about God? I think not.

    We all want to really believe what we say we believe. I will never believe a person who tells me that they have never doubted what they claim as truth. If the atheist argues, he does so to convince himself. If the theist argues, he does so to convince himself. The battle is internal; it has always been internal. The thrill of victory that comes after having duped one’s opponent in debate is not the result his reexamining his beliefs, but the satisfaction of reaffirming one’s own.

    If the arguments were really about God, neither party would leave satisfied. If the arguments stemmed from reasons of true, unselfish concern for others, even the “winner” would leave with sorrow that his opponent had not been enlightened. If the argument were ever about anything besides confirming pre-held beliefs to oneself, the argument itself would cease to exist, for the argument never ceases to be about self.

    To be human is to be selfish. To be human is to disagree. To be human is to believe. We argue in order that the world might know who we are. We argue in order that we might know the world. But we succeed only when we know who we are; when we know that we can convince ourselves of a thing, if nobody else; when we know that the opinions of the world matter as little to us as our opinions to the world.

  65. Oh, and Tabbie,

    “Live. Laugh. Love. Cry. Feel angry. Feel happy. Feel sad. Feel scorn. Feel pride. It’s all good, but we must remember to allow others the same choices we wish to have for ourselves. Free will, freedom of choice and freedom of thought…all these things are priceless.”

    I couldn’t agree more. I’m not arguing against argument, I’m just taking a different approach.

  66. this made me giggle, who knows what would of happened if jesus didnt die..humm..
    :)

  67. Why do the overly religious get hooked into the debates that will never be won on either side. I’m Christian, but I respect Rogers right to blog about his beliefs, and humour, and life, whatever. The arguments, all which are able to go round and round and round, bring out nothing but anger. Actually it’s not the arguments, it’s the arrogance on both sides. All religions and beliefs have schisms, and nobody will be 100% satisfied with all flavors. But each has a favorite. I myself, prefer the peanut butter/chocolate sugar free bunnies.

    Happy Easter & Peace to all…

  68. Question-I-thority

    ANGRY ATHEISTS

    Every so often a thread like this develops that brings in lots of new-to-the-blog Christians. One of the tropes that generalizes along behind is that nonbelievers in the thread are angry. Sure, there is a little anger here or there but really not much and certainly not in general.

    It’s skewed and yet happens over and over. I’m interested because I don’t have a handle on the reason.

  69. [quote]I love my family and friends.

    I love them to a degree that when i feel like meeting up with them.. i make the time to meet up with them.

    I don’t need some day that was picked by a church because of some religion to suddenly have the urge to meet up with my family.

    To be honest.. especially christmas i find disgusting.
    I really don’t need any excuse to stuff myself on any other day and i sure as hell (pun intended) don’t need some fat made up guy.. or some religion i don’t support to tell me that this 1 day i need to think about my family and friends.. and grandma who i normally wouldn’t bother to visit but i should right now because it’s christmas and otherwise i would be a horrid person.[/horrid]

    I so totally agree. Religions were made by man to explain what could not be explained in an era when there was little to no science. Now we have the ability to explain things that happen around us and no longer need religion. I am an Atheist and do not need a religion based upon irrational beliefs to tell me when I should get together with my family, eat certain foods, etc. I especially hate Christmas because of all the hustle and bustle that interferes with my shopping enjoyment. Christmas is about greed and spending money that you don’t have so to keep the economy going. The mythical Jesus wasn’t even born in the wintertime.

    My only consolation is that in the beginning, religions worshiped multiple numbers of gods and goddesses. Later, they decreased the number. Still later, they decreased it more. Now the major religions are down to one God. I can’t wait until they get rid of that one as well.

    As far as Atheist who spend their time talking about something that they don’t believe in order to convince themselves not to believe – Christians spend a lot of time talking about their beliefs and trying to convert others. Isn’t that like the same thing?

    If anyone has read Gilgamesh and about Mithraism, Zoroastrianism, and other religions that were in place prior to the advent of Christianity, they would understand why Atheist scoff at those who believe such tripe as the Bible. I would like you to consider that the death of Jesus was a suicide because he made no attempts to flee and, instead, set himself up to be killed. Isn’t that a sin? And I do find it hard believing that having an innocent person die a horrible, sadistic death in order to save the souls of sinners is a credible and reasonable way of handling sinners.

    [quote]We should ged rid of the notion that religion is in any way more “sacred” than anything else. [/quote]

    I couldn’t agree with you more.

  70. yes, Easter candy also sent by Pope to earthquake victims. my thoughts are like yours, a sarcastic, that’s awesome!
    http://osirisjournal2.wordpress.com

  71. Tool.

  72. Happy Easter!

    I am at loose ends today because I am taking care of my sick cat so I can’t drive up to join my family. My family always gets together for dinner on Easter and we enjoy it. When my generation were kids we all got visits from the Easter Bunny on Easter morning, and now it’s my nephews and nieces who get those visits. Easter is a time for flowers and fresh air and winter finally turning into spring. When I was a kid it also meant dressing up in our best, but that’s fallen by the wayside and we are all slobs now.

    Since I feel so nostalgic, I’ll say something nice about my childhood religion, Roman Catholicism. I like that it takes sin seriously. It doesn’t say: good people don’t sin, so if you sin you are a bad person and we should shrink away from you in horror and throw you out of society. Instead it says that we all sin, we are all born hopelessly corrupted by the Orginal Sin and so none of us will ever be good. In your heart, you know this is true. In your heart, you know that you have messed up and done evil.

    Christ died to wash away our sins because you can’t just pretend a sin didn’t happen. A sin is an injury. If someone’s arm is cut off you can’t say, well, that was just a mistake, so we’ll just pretend it didn’t happen and that the arm is still there. Once an injury happens, then the consequences have to be dealt with.

    So the big lesson is that we all have to watch each others backs. The people you trust and love are going to do bad things, they’re going to get problems that are entirely their own fault, and you have to be understanding and help them pick up the pieces. And they should help you in turn. Because although we should all strive for perfection we’re ALL going to mess up at times; it’s part of being human.

    I always liked those ideas. I like reading Western philosophers who understand that forgiveness and redemption are problems that need to be taken seriously. I appreciate Nietzche’s thought that we should focus on being strong, since if you spend all your time thinking about how weak you and making weakness the centerpiece of your religion then you won’t ever try to not be weak, but, nonetheless, I think there is something important int he idea that we are all sinners. I bet Nietzche knew that too: his ideas are in opposition to his religious upbringing and aren’t exactly meant to stand up all by themselves.

    People seem a bit touchy today, so maybe I should be clear about myself: I’m an atheist. So, for example, I don’t go for the Original Sin story where the omnipotent omniscient God creates sin, lays a trap for his humans, then gets all mad when they fall into the trap which he had set and which he omnisciently knew they were going to fall for, and so curses all their descendents forever. Similarly, I reject the Resurrection of Christ story too. What I like is philosophy.

    Oh, and by being “understanding” of people doing evil things I don’t mean that I forgive Hitler or child murderers or that I am willing to codependently let people dump on me. Thst is more extreme than I am willing to go. All things in moderation.

  73. Everyone is so caught up with the “when” of Christs death and resurrection, how come know one is talking about the why. Jesus isn’t a religious symbol. He was man and God in the same person, He came to do a job that none of us could accomplish. He conquered hell and death. For everyone making posts. So think of it this way, no matter who you are…. ignorant, poor, rich, black, white, muslim, hindu, jew, man, woman, politician, gay or straight, HE DIED FOR YOUR SIN!! and He knew that there would be ridicule and mockery (like these posts) but He did it any way. Jesus left His prominent place at home to come down here and be a mockery, endure shame and be blasted for you. Then, just when they mockers thought it was over and he was dead and placed in a tomb, He got up!! And He’s still up and the tomb is still empty. So give the candy jokes a rest, come down off your chocolate high and use your heart to figure out the real truth about why Easter, why Passover and why we still have freedom to write this ridiculous stuff in this country, it’s because He gave us freedom, freedom from sin, freedom from oppressive government, freedom to live.

    Who cares why bunnies and chocolate are celebrated on Easter, it’s there for the kids. Christ is the reason for the season. New life, life in Him, and while we were all still sinners, He died for us. hmmm, now that’s love!!

  74. antagonist2fools

    I guess you wanted lots of comments to your blog, so the best you could do is mock God to get them. You are truly a fool and you expose so many to their own foolishness every time you stoke their stupidity. And I can’t help but state that you didn’t try Christianity and it didn’t work, Christianity tried you and you didn’t work. And you’re still not working.

  75. Great discussions, but missing the point slightly, because it’s not about bunnies, eggs, which day or whatever! Now the chocolate has been eaten and eggs have melted back into storage for another year; but guess what we’re left with: Jesus. This is it, Easter is over for another year, whatever pagan festival it may allude to, but Jesus remains.
    He is alive! Miracle? Can we believe this today? In fact if He hadn’t risen from the dead, then we probably would not be having this discussion. He would be just another prophet, holy man, good guy, doing good things. But He got up again, that changed things.
    This guy was different because He came alive again. OOps! This is awkward! What’s going on here?
    Answer: if he hadn’t died for us then there would be no happy ever after! Now there is.
    So it’s not really about eggs and things, these distract us. It’s about the resurrection, that’s all that matters for us all.
    Happy Easter Blessings.

  76. Actually the only reason I’m taking my time writing is to say: I thought the title of this short expose is offensive.

    Nobody is asking you or anyone else here if you want to celebrate Easter; moreover, nobody is forcing anything down anyone’s throats.

    If I had the type of mentality that was given to being disdainful to anyones ideologies or sacred beliefs I still wouldn’t waste my time with this…ALTHOUGH,

    “ucbones” made a very fascinating point and in a fashion to be admired and respected…it’s not about eggs and candy but for us, Easter is about life.

    jps

  77. (sigh) why bother, nobodies going to see me all the way down here

  78. OK – This is to all the naysayers: btw…I am a former naysayer, non-conformist, humanist, new age naturalist, turned Christ-follower….I can say this because I’ve been there, where you are right now…

    THE NAYSAYER CHALLENGE:

    Search for the answer to this question: Who is Jesus?
    use whatever means you need to answer the question,

    BIBLE (John is a good place to start),

    BOOKS – Evidence demands a verdict (http://www.amazon.com/Evidence-Demands-Questions-Challenging-Christians/dp/0785243631), Case for Christ (http://www.amazon.com/Case-Christ-Journalists-Personal-Investigation/dp/0310209307)….

    Or TALK to someone you trust who is a Christ follower….

    and after you have examined “all” of the evidence and made your final conclusion, come back to me and tell me that I am insane and should be committed to a mental institution.

    Or tell me that you finally discovered the truth …then we can be on the same page and have an honest conversation about Faith, Christ and His death and resurrection…

    What is sweeter than chocolate bunnies? God’s love is sweeter and lasts longer (a lot longer)….enjoy your new journey!

  79. btw, the BIBLE is still the best source, doesn’t take a scholar to understand the Gospels…that’s why it was written in terms that children can understand…

  80. Good night my unbelieving friends!!

  81. Here’s something awesome to consider or reject.
    As ‘dougwadedesign’ said, quoting from John 1 that Jesus was the word. I agree it is very difficult to understand, but it is simple!
    Jesus existed before the universe was created. He was there at the beginning of time and will always exist. He is the source of everything. He is in everything and everything is held together by Him. If the earth was a few degrees off axis; if gravity was slightly different; if the sun was further away; or the oceans too deep, then we would all cease to exist. Scientists consider that in all the universe there is nothing like earth, it is unique.
    Jesus keeps all things stable; the seasons; the air; nature is all attributed to Him, everything is in His hands; we are in His hands. God reveals all this to everyone, that is His will. (Romans 1). It is called general revelation.
    Now mediate on this: that Jesus, this immense being, who created everything, the universe, the earth, and US, should choose to come to earth in human form and be savagely tortured ( read academic accounts of crucifixion) for the sole purpose of rescuing us from our sins. Can you comprehend the creator of everything becoming human and dying for you. Isn’t that awesome, isn’t that incomprehensible? Reflect on this, and perhaps in this he deserves your respect.
    There are only two cases here: one that He was a crazy man, a mad prophet, and two, that He was in fact God, the creator of everything, who chose to save you. He could have destroyed everything ( The Flood), but He chose not too.
    Blessings

  82. annabellasepiphanies

    Jt Crawford:

    Sorry for the delay. I will gladly give you a few examples, but let me make one thing clear; I do believe in “God”, or a higher power. I DO NOT buy into organized religion. I have experienced “miracles”, and ethereal enigmas; for that reason I believe there is an afterlife- another dimension, if you will. However, I feel it’s much more complex and beautiful then your average “christian” makes it out to be. With that said here are some examples.

    1. Sodom and Gomorrah- Most christians will tell you, and interpret this passage as an “anti-homosexual campaign.” A perfect example to my earlier post when I spoke of people seeing/reading only what they want too. For to long christians have missed the larger picture. The town wasn’t destroyed because of homosexual activities, it was detroyed because it was a town inundated with deviance. Angels were raped, incest was rampant, children were being molested, and orgies were commonplace. Homosexuality was far from mind of the maker when the town was destroyed, I guarantee you. (If the story wasn’t a fable made up to introduce the need for morality.) This brings me to the next example.

    2. When reminded of this, most christians will swiftly refer to the passage that says,” Man shall not lie with another man.” I’ll throw you another curve ball. In the same version of the Bible, it also says that it is an “abomination” to wear, or use two different clothes(like wool and cotton) for dressing. It is also an “abomination” to eat specific types of meat, or to have sex with your “wife” during her menstral cycle. It has become widely known, that in those times, many passages such as these were made for hygenic and health purposes.

    3. Since we’re on the subject of morality and the laws of the Bible, I have another bone to pick. If it is so imperative that we follow “the word of God” to a tee, and all the laws of Jesus’ time, then why are men not allowed more than one wife as was common then? It’s convieniant that in modern day society we see fit to change what we think should be changed. Bigomy is only illegal because it is morally wrong. Think about it though, who decided that it was morally wrong?, and why? Man and Woman, as we were taught by Adam and Eve, were put on earth ONLY for procreation, according to the Bible. Sex wasn’t meant to be pleasurable or to become a past-time. It was made pleasurable so procreation would be bearable. (Again, according to the argument of christians.)

    4. Lastly, for now…. The most hypocritical piece of evidence comes from a well known passage in the Bible. “JUDGE NOT LEST THEE BE JUDGED” It’s comical really, how christians are always pointing a finger. I can’t tell you the number of times, both subtly and crudely, I’ve been told I will go to hell for being this, or doing that. To judge me is just as big a sin as any, for there is no sin greater than another. A sin is a sin-there is no jusifying any variation of any sin you may have commited. No human will ever bask in the shadow of perfection as Jesus did. He died on the cross for our sins, to give us freedom of choice- and yet, choice is not an option in many christians eyes.

    Before I sign off, I want to say this: I’m aware I didn’t give exact quotes to the specific passages I spoke of, but I assure you they are there. I’m not going to go pulling out my Bible to give exact quotes for people who don’t want to see the truth anyway. I’m sure most of you have a Bible somewhere- and Google is a lifesaver, you can type in the keywords for whatever it is you are looking for specifically-or go get your Bible and skim it. It’s there. Open your eyes.

    Goodnight and much love.
    annabella

  83. annabellasepiphanies

    Doug:

    The Bible does and did take scholars, many scholars because your passges in your Bible were originally written in so many different languages. This is why it is impossible to say for sure what exactly was right, and what is not.

    Translation is a very difficult trade. Many a scholar have debated the same text and come up with an entirely different reading. Thats a fact, it’s history. Research it for yourself. In fact, there are still many scriptures that have yet to be translated, including “The Lost Sea Scrolls.” The reason for this is because they were written in Aramaic. The oldest language there is. A common misconception is that Jesus spoke Hebrew, he did not. He spoke Aramaic, and that is what “The Lost Sea Scrolls” are written in; they are believed to be one of the only REAL scriptures written by Jesus himself, as the rest were written by his disciples.

  84. More…

    According to Rferl, Across much of the non-Arab Muslim world, people are celebrating Norouz, the festival that marks the arrival of spring and the beginning of the new year.

    [...]

    Norouz traditionally celebrates the awakening of nature, life’s renewal, and the triumph of good and light over the darkness of winter. The new year is marked when the sun leaves the astrological sign of Pisces and enters Aries.

    [...]

    Among the rituals associated with the Norouz celebration is the bonfire –called Chahar Shanbeh Soori — held on the last Wednesday before the holiday. Thanks are given for the good fortune of making it through another winter. To purge oneself of any remaining “paleness” or evil, families lay down piles of wood and brush, igniting them shortly after sunset, and run alongside the fires, occasionally jumping over the flames.

    (http://www.en.baybak.com/from-azerbaijan-to-india-spring-festival-norouz-begins.azr)

  85. Sorry, looking for “african tribes” it’s too general. there are lots of different rituals in the continent. Also, looking for native cultures in new zealand and australia it’s not so easy. Anyway, you should look here for festivities in september, not march. But I think with those examples it’s enough. Isn’t it?

  86. My face is red I’m laughing so hard at these comments… This is ridiculous!

  87. rodneyAnonymous

    Many people argue with atheists by quoting scripture. Atheists don’t believe the Bible is the word of god. It is totally useless to defend the “truth” of a book using quotes from the book itself. “God is perfect because the Bible says so; the Bible is true because it’s the word of a perfect god” is circular logic. If you want to be convincing, you *must not* have “god exists” as one of the premises supporting the conclusion that “god exists”. That means, among other things, not using the Bible to support your premises.

  88. @ ucbones

    ucbones:” …. In reply to Roger’s comments I can reply: have you asked the Holy Spirit to reveal the truth to you? ”

    mark:” are you referring to Jesus Christ being our lord and savior when you say truth. ”

    ucbones:”That’s part of it, but the truth is the whole of God’s word ( John 17:17) ”

    mark:”Please give me your best understood definition of gods whole word. ”

    ucbones:”The Bible ”

    So basically we should ask the holy spirit ( a concept that comes from the bible), to reveal the holy spirits whole word which just happens to be contained in the bible. You don’t see a problem with this type of logic because from my way of thinking you could use these same process to prove that the Koran is real, or that the Jewish version of god is real?

    “Difficult to answer this one because I do not personally know everyone, but God extends His invitation of salvation to all people. ”

    How can you be sure that god extends his invitation to everyone, what do you base this statement on otherwise any follower of any religion can make same statement.

    Did god (christian god) extend his invitation to all of those who have never heard of Jesus or Christianity.

    What about people who are severely mentally challenged.

    Exactly how does god extend his salvation to all people, exactly what do you base this statement on. How can you be sure it is the christian god extending this invitation.

    “Perhaps if people have not found God then either it is not yet the time that God has ordained, or they have not approached Him in humility and repentance of their sins. I would say that God knows everyone and promises that whoever seeks God with a sincere heart will find Him. ”

    I have a problems with this statement, the bible clearly states this-

    ” Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them. Mark 11:24

    -which appears to me to contradict your statement above. This statement says nothing about approaching god with humility, also was Paul being humble when he god converted him from non belief to belief of the christian god.

    “If you became a Christian you must have found
    God! Puzzled! ”

    If I became a christian exactly what does that mean. What gives you the right to question the fact that I was a christian.For your info I became a christian the same way most people in this country become christian, I grew up in a household with christians. When I tried to learn more about god as I god older I realized that after all of the praying to your loving god who supposedly wants us to find your god was not responding. Why is your god hiding from people trying to find him, why is your god playing coy.

    “Yes! But did I claim that God does everything we ask?
    “We have to come to the Lord with a repentant heart, not with one that demands He does what we ask and tells us everything on our terms”

    Doesn’T this verse from the bible contradict this statement.

    ” Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them. Mark 11:24 “

  89. Wow. Are you all still at this? It’s time to move on. Once these people get this god thing implanted in their brains as young people it is almost impossible to get it out of them. That’s the whole reason they have to get them very early. Hell, they even have SCHOOLS ASSOCIATED WITH RELIGION!?! The ultimate crime against reason.
    If we taught all little children that they were created by Green Chairs and then we built Green Chair Cathedrals on every other street corner in American towns and cities and we met in these cathedrals once or twice a week and sang praises to the trinity of maple, oak and green paint these same little chair worshipers would grow into sedentary Green Chair worshipping adults.
    Even if they later received a good secular education and came to realize that religion is INHERITED and silly beyond belief they would always be just a bit leery of any Green Chair that they encountered. And Green Chair forbid if they should ever slip up and say GREEN CHAIR DAMN. That miscue would always have them casting sideways glances toward the nearest forest from which Green Chair material originated from virgin seedlings.
    I THINK I AM RECEIVING THE GREEN CHAIRS BLESSING EVEN AS I WRITE!?!!!! Maybe it’s a revelation! TIMBERLUJAH! I think I’m on to something! RED CHAIRS ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!! Of course. An adversary! Whether one is a Mapleite or and Oakite or a Cherryite it would be obvious to all that there is only one true Chair. Praise Green Chairs!!!!!!
    Well, I have to go now. I have definitely received a timber experience. It’s so comforting to know now that when I die I will come back as a sapling in the Hoosier National Forest!
    Peace and may you always have good wood…..

  90. No matter what you say. Jesus the Son of God was born and walked this earth for 33 years. He died on the cross for everyone.
    Though He could have called legions of angels to come to His rescue, He didn’t because but it was the love He bears for us( all mankind) that kept Him on that cross.

    Three days after He was crucified He rose from the dead and is in heaven praying for you and loving you more than you can ever imagine.

  91. 2Co 4:12 So then death worketh in us, but life in you.

    So that you suffer self-percecution so that others can live a meaningful life by putting the blame on “satan”?

  92. @markbey

    In Spite of the fall you are claiming that god against homosexuality, gay marriage etc. If this is true then why would god create humans who do not fit the deffinition of male or female.

    This is seems to contradict your beliefs that god is against homosexuality, if it doesn’t please explain how it doesn’t.

    One observation is:

    If homosexuality was the only way, or normal, or right as some will have us believe, than we wouldn’t be having this conversation. It takes one male and one female to have a sexual encounter to reproduce.

  93. also,
    because homosexuals cannot reproduce (other than adoption or by some scientific means) and that you cannot produce another human being without the male and female sexual organs. Obvious.

    Seeing as the ability to “clone” and other scientific means have only been realized within the last hundred years or so, we still wouldn’t be having this conversation.

    So to me, our very existence is proof that there is an error in this line of thinking.

  94. Sorry,
    I didn’t catch that, I didn’t mean that homosexuals could produce by adoption, I meant that they could not model a family except through adoption, and this model doesnt work either.

  95. Um, Daniel, how did my comment end up 20 miles from where it was supposed to? Either I’m going blind or it’s a glitch :-/

  96. Thank you Niva! You are just darling! I appreciate you. To answer your question, I have been in college for about 8 years. Five for undergrad and three for grad school (so far). I am seeking a PhD, so I’ll probably be in college for another five years! :( Oh, well, the things we do for passion!

    • Lol. Thanks. I appreciate you, too. Well I have yet to decide what I’m going to major in, so there’s no telling how long I’ll be in college. Hopefull not 8 years… But who knows. As long as I’m out before I get wrinkles. And I still have time to pay for it before I die.

  97. Doug keep your head up and keep looking for his return. the new tempel will be built soon and the stage is set.

    • “Doug keep your head up and keep looking for his return. the new tempel will be built soon and the stage is set.”

      Oooh, I hope they’re doing how to succeed at business without really trying! I loved that play in High School.

  98. rodneyAnonymous

    (Therefore, God exists.)

  99. Cadbury Mini Eggs are about the best damn things in the world.

    ALL HAIL THE MINI EGGS! FOLLOW THE EGG!

  100. It works better for Good Friday.

  101. Reginald Selkirk

    Why don’t they just make chocolate Jesus?

    Someone tried that, but it upset the Papists, and we can’t have that.

  102. My apologies.

    Yes, Christian Easter is based on Passover, but don’t think that there was ever a clear date on which it was celebrated. The different early sects disagreed often on the matter, or whether it should be celebrated at all.

    However the word Easter is from the Anglo-Saxon word Eostre, which is the Moon God, and whose festival was celebrated with symbols like the hare and the egg, to symbolize rebirth. These festivals where conveniently in the passover time, which makes sense because Passover became the Jewish spring festival.

    The are similar Babylonian and Egyptian festivals, so spring festivals seem pretty typical, and why not, it’s a great time of year.

    The xtians used these festivals, and their imagery, to promote Christ when they began to convert the pagans because it was easier to replicate their traditions. So my point is that Easter as we all learned in sunday school is basically the result of centuries of molding Christ’s convenient time of death into the spring festival, and making the spring festival about Christ instead of just spring, which is what the bunnies are about.

    There are 2 problems with this: The first is that celebrating the easter bunny is like celebrating the pagan gods, so it smells of polytheism. The second is that God and Jesus himself explicitly said not to take traditions from others.

    So you may say big whoop we’re still celebrating his death/resurrection, but it’s still important to recognize that Easter is a pagan holiday in it’s own right, and that xtians tacked on their own celebrations to it. So if Jesus had never existed, we’d still have a holiday at this time of year.
    /ramble

  103. The Catholic League hardly represents the rank-and-file American Catholic population in opinion or attitude.

  104. Sacrelicious!

  105. But, but, but…not even the candy?!

  106. yeah !! – I am very careful to only buy chocolate eggs that wont convert me to any religious sect.

  107. Holidays are wonderful reasons to calibrate. Congratulations for being so nonconformist and not taking advantage of events set up so that we can more easily spend time with our friends and family whom we don’t get to see often. You must be so excited.

  108. Well I never look a gift day off in the mouth. In fact, I think atheists should campaign to get more religious holidays recognized. I mean, if we could get Ramadan officially celebrated we could knock off work for a whole month around Christmas or so.

    In fact, if we do it right, we’d wind up not having to work more hours than the Japanese just to keep ourselves in Wal-Mart when we’re off work.

    Praying five times a day? Five little vacations! Sweet. Friday, Saturday, and Sunday off every week? Sure.

    In fact, properly recognizing merely the Saints of the Catholic calendar would get us oh, about 365 days off per year! Those guys have a lot of saints.

  109. Brilliant!

  110. God: doesn’t exist.
    Jesus: wasn’t resurrected.
    Easter Bunnies: don’t have jack to do with Jesus
    Quoting Bible Verses: is utterly moronic on an atheist blog.

  111. You are aware that quoting scripture at people who are already familiar with said scripture is unlikely to be an effective witnessing strategy, right?

  112. Happy Jesus is dead day!

  113. So let me get this right: this weird undefineable unknowable omnipotent omnipresent omniscient being had a human son (for some unknown reason he could only have one – doesn’t sound very potent to me), sent him off packing to good ‘ol Earth to let everyone know he really really exists (in the Palestine region no less – oy vey what was he thinking?).
    Anyway, because he loves us so much he arranges to have this poor son brutally killed, apparently because this will save us. Three days later god obviously changed his mind and zaps his son back to life, lets him walk around for another 40 days, and then says OK thats enough and sucks him back up to heaven (so where is this huge sacriface? – he got him back safe and sound).
    Because of all of this we now need to bow down and pray to this father and son, who apparently with some spook or other are all the same thing.
    You couldn’t make it up for a childrens story could you? Can you see why this story is one big wtf?
    Any wonder skeptics require evidence to substantiate such an incredible (read: so improbable as to be nonsense) story before we will join you in throwing ourselves at the feet of these products of an overactive imagination.

  114. Carlotta– I dare you to back up just ONE of your claims with factual evidence or a coherent arugment. Just ONE!

  115. So you believe that your god sacrificed himself to himself to appease his own rules which he created for us so he wouldn’t have to send us to hell for doing things which he said were bad after he created us to be able to break his standards even though he knew that we would anyway?

    Are you sure?

  116. Certainly the Easter Bunny and hiding eggs is taken from pagan traditions. Also the May pole and some other traditions. But Resurrection Sunday is wholly based on Scripture. You refer to “different early sects” and it’s not clear if you mean Jewish sects at the time of the crucification or Christian sects in the early church. In any case, the practice (or not) of some early Christian sects is not to the point. The majority of the Jews of Jesus’ time (including the Sanhedrin) observed Passover and of this there is no doubt. Gauss, who probably was smarter than both of us put together, developed a formula for calculating Easter and it’s still used by the Western churches. The name “Easter” probably did come from the pagan goddess but the event did not. The event turned a group of cowering followers of Jesus into a dynamic force which turned the world upside down.

    In any case I’ve decided not to recognize Wednesday, because it’s the day for Woden, a Norse god. I guess I should stay in bed that day, or stay home and surf the net.

    Take a look at some non-Christian cultures: China, Japan, India, Arabia, tribal Africa, Aboriginal Australia, Native New Zealand. What holidays do they have? Does this agree with your conclusion? Apparently not.

  117. Whaaaaaaattttt? You mean athiesticts read or have read the bible?? Doesn’t a bible burn up or explode in the hands of immoral, baby-eating, heterosexual marriage destroying athiestics?

  118. rodneyAnonymous

    Daniel, in the future, please be sure to post only things everyone likes.

  119. The nature of humor is cruelty. People just don’t seem to mind about that until it stabs at something close.

  120. Waaaaaaaaaah!!!!

  121. Agreed.

  122. rodneyAnonymous

    Sorry I get all mean around Easter…

  123. It’s fun pissing people off every now and then. As long as they don’t crucify you for it.

  124. So true, Elemenope. Way to nail them to the cross.

  125. It’s a God-shaped plot hole. ;)

  126. First, you mean “short-sighted.” Second, you couldn’t be less right. Third, prove the existence of this “god” and “hell” of yours.

  127. Maria, what is it you’ll actually be doing in heaven?

  128. Zombies rise from the dead. Brains…..BRAINS!!! Nom Nom Nom.

  129. maria
    this blog is very short-sited…

    And you are very illiterate.

    Illiteracy was not a sign of no intelligence before the last few decades, when people in poverty and agricultural lives couldn’t get a lot of standard education. With people in schools now, and with you, it’s lack of intelligence.

    Moving along… no reasoning or good argument will be found from you!

    idk bout you but thats what im thankful for, not having to spend eternity in hell, i get to spend it with my savior who showed me ultimate love by giving up his life for me and everyone else.

    You are a poor convincer for your chosen mythology.
    Reminds me of Robert Heinlein writing that he couldn’t imagine a god who yearned to clutch every indolent moron to his breast.

    maria’s circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular

  130. maria says, “idk bout you but thats what im thankful for, not having to spend eternity in hell, i get to spend it with my savior…”

    So maria, could you show us the get-into-heaven pass Jesus sent to you? Is it some sort of certificate that was mailed to you? Did Jesus stick a gold star on your forehead, or is it just that your anus glows in the dark now? I’d really like to know.

  131. Such piercing humor!

  132. Um, praising God for eternity, silly! ;-)

  133. If by “really cool” you mean “a boatload of solipsistic nonsense designed to make Kirk and Ray feel self-satisfied in their pathetic attempts at ‘logic,’” then you’re absolutely right.

  134. subversivechurch

    Save me Kirk Cameron!

    -mike

  135. Scarlett,

    If lying once makes me a liar, does using a plunger once make me a qualified plumber?

    Does building a Lego set make me an architect?

    Does using a toaster make me the next Julia Childs?

    No, obviously not.

    So you are forced to admit that being good and not so good are worthy of degrees…Way of the Master fails.

  136. WOW!!! Only $99 for 13 episodes – how could you not go fo a deal like that?

    But it does strike me as a bit odd; surely religious orginisations don’t usually try to make money out of us do they?

  137. You know what bugs me? Teh xtians have way cooler web pages than us un-enlighted atheists. We sure have a long way ahead of us until we can beat them at that ground.

  138. Wow, this “good person test” is really great. Especially since it still tells you that you’ll go to hell even if you clicked “Innocent” every fcuking time… Now I’m depressed…

  139. same web…

    “What should I say to someone who has lost a loved one through cancer?”

    Be very careful not to give the impression that God was punishing the person for his sins. Instead, speak about the fact that all around us we can see the evidence of a “fallen creation.” Explain how in the beginning there was no disease, pain, suffering, or death. But when sin entered the world, it brought suffering with it. Then gently turn the conversation away from the person who died to the person who is still living. Ask if he has been thinking about God, and if he has kept the Ten Commandments. Then take the opportunity to go through the spiritual nature of God’s Law. Someone who has lost a loved one often begins to ask soul-searching questions about God, death, and eternity. Many people are so hardhearted that it takes a tragedy to make them receptive to God.

    mmm… i won’t let any evangelist close to me on that situation. Just to avoid another death

  140. Scarlett
    do you by any chance have a Christian Background?

    Do YOU by any chance read before you open your mouth?
    Didn’t think so.

    More of a christian background than you.
    (The site’s creator and several people posting.)

    And far more educated, with far better capacity to reason.

  141. …do you know what this blog is about? At all?

  142. Jesus’ death can be treated many ways:

    1. The sad, premature end of an interesting life
    2. The fulcrum around which the entire universe must turn
    3. An excuse to eat lots of candy and contemplate bunnies

    “1″ seems reasonable. “2″ seems just a bit out of proportion. “3″ is eminently mock-worthy.

    Since even among Christians, “3″ tends to dominate, I hope I don’t have to draw a road map for why this is simultaneously funny and a poignant critique of tradition or tradition’s sake.

  143. What? Too Soon?

  144. Thankfully.

    I just wish the media would figure that out and stop going to the League for soundbites. There’s a wing here in NY, and they keep showing up on the news as the spokesmen for the Catholic opposition to the Vermont gay marriage ruling.

  145. Ummmm…NOPE!

  146. Everyday is an excellent opportunity to bash Christianity. It’s a big fairy tale, and should be treated as such.

  147. What I feel sorry about is the fact that so many christians won’t educate themselves. You consider today holy, but in fact, Easter is a pagan holiday based on the arrival of spring. Also, I’m not enlightened (ellucidated) by rejecting mythos, I’m enlightened (ellucidated) by studying science. I hope that you, in your stunted state, will reconsider your anti-intellectualist stance. The world is far more complicated that you imagine. Think about it. And have a good weekend yourself.

  148. That’s a big slice of passive aggressiveness you have with your martyrdom. Go have a good weekend yourself.

  149. Boy, they’re all coming out to play today?

    Shouldn’t you be in church or something, not blogging?

  150. Look, jtcrawford, I must remind you at this point that the human race has been on this planet for 100,000 (maybe as many as 200,000) years, whether you believe this or not.

    The Bible was written roughly about 2,000 years ago.

    Now I ask you: How the hell do you suppose we were able to survive these tens of thousands of years without the services of Moses or Christ???

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  151. yes, teh bibel is the garlic to christians that the garlic is to drakuleeah. Cuz we atheistical types and we agnostical types are sooooo teh sinnerzzzs. Like, I read teh bibel, and it was just so like… you know? Like whatev. I mean, OMG, whatev.

  152. I myself learned my Christian mythology from the first to the third grades, which I spent in a Missouri Synod Lutheran school.

    I myself, while I have not read much of the Bible, have read a lot about it through secondary sources. I have learned about a lot of other things through secondary sources.

    Using them saves time. Comparing them mentally with one another gradually helps a person build up a world view.

    I have done the best I can to choose secondary sources that make sense and appear reliable since I want my world view to reflect reality as much as possible.

    Even so, I can never be sure whether I am completely right or not. Nobody can. Partial ignorance is part of the human condition.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  153. Well, they have the bible on computers now, so you can read it without touching it… darn that internet.. ;)

  154. Oh, get over it.

  155. The FSM is a friend to all Atheists and worthy of praise.

  156. Christianity, because of its popularity, casts a broad shadow. In Western society, it comes under criticism in its influences more only because its influences are more apparent due to that popularity. If it were feasible to “not believe” in peace, many would gladly do so, but as religious people continue to attempt to use government to enshrine their principles above others into the law, the tension is not likely to soon dissipate.

    I know, for myself, Christianity would be nothing greater than a curiosity perhaps worthy of study but not great emotion, if its manifestations were not so aggressive and insidious. But as it is, many Christians manage to irritate me into pushing back.

    On an entirely different note, as Chesterton once pointed out, if you can’t laugh about your religion, it’s time to get a new religion. He was a Christian, it should be noted.

  157. Question-I-thority

    We don’t heap contempt, disdain and ridicule upon The Flying Spaghetti Monster because if we did then statues of His Mother would weep spaghetti sauce tears and we would all ache in our hearts.

  158. Daniel Florien, apparently after being at least a somewhat militant Christian, realized he was deceived and became a militant atheist, though not really an abusive one. I find him to be admirably modest and polite. He carries his religious and philosophical knowledge very gracefully!

    Many people like him have suffered under various kinds of Christian tyranny and feel they have been psychologically raped by the religion, such as gay people like me. You can’t expect these victims of rape to have any great affection for their rapists. That is why I am often much less polite than Daniel.

    Nobody is going to heap disdain and ridicule on the flying spaghetti monster because no one takes this monster seriously, the way no one takes the great pumpkin seriously.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  159. Fantastic Points, CD. :)

    Atheists who devote so much of their time to the discussion of things they claim not to believe instead come across, to me, as people trying to convince themselves the truly don’t believe.

    Even though there are literally millions on earth who believe in him, I don’t devote a single minute of time discussing with those of like mind the non-existence of Santa Claus, for example. But if I DID have a feeling in the back of my mind that Santa just might possibly be real, yet I didn’t want to believe it, I just might create discussions such as this one… to surround myself with other people who weren’t quite sure and to make me feel a little better.

  160. Look, Coram Deo, Christianity has caused a lot of people a hell of a lot of misery through the centuries.

    Christians are still politically strong in the United States, and among many people it is a taboo to criticize them either for their superstitious belief system or for the way they make so many people miserable.

    They diss me a lot because I am gay. Since they diss me, I feel completely free do diss them back! I find them utterly detestable and wish they would all go fuck themselves!

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  161. I’m going to go out on a limb here, and say yes, the reason I visit this blog so often is that I am trying to convince myself that god doesn’t exist — I’m trying really hard to dispel the illusion. I know rationally that he almost surely doesn’t exist, but I feel I have to beat him away with a stick. I still have very powerful dreams about religion, I still have an impulse to ‘thank’ someone for my existence, and I still find myself slipping into the ‘god of the gaps’ mindset.

    However, I know that this isn’t because god is calling me back, or because my experience truly points to the existence of a creator, it’s because of my religious inculcation as youth, or because humans are by default, biologically, superstitious, as some other animals have been demonstrated to be. It’s a malfunction of brain wiring, and it results in a perception that belies reality. Like an optical illusion, by brain tells me something my rational mind has trouble resolving. But whether it’s a reflex reaction from brainwashing, or a biological handicap, it’s an obstacle and I am trying to surmount it.

    So yes, I do dedicate a lot of time to writing and reading about something I don’t believe in. Yes, it’s obsessive. Yes, there are arguably better uses of my time. Yes, it’s just rehearsing the arguments. But this is very important to my growth as an individual. I consider this site and my own blog a form of therapy, like AA. Atheists Anonymous.

    Constructing a viable identity for myself as an atheist is part of the healing process. It may at times be viciously anti-theist as you say, but there’s a lot at stake so the revolution is going to be a bloody one. Still, I think it’s a necessary step to building confidence in my beliefs, and to find a new purpose for my life.

    There, it’s out.

  162. Your point doesn’t seem well made to me. You seem to assume that all US citizens are christians who take advantage of such holidays without considering that there is a significant proportion of our population that could give a sh*t about easter. Or any other christian holiday for that matter.

  163. I love my family and friends.

    I love them to a degree that when i feel like meeting up with them.. i make the time to meet up with them.

    I don’t need some day that was picked by a church because of some religion to suddenly have the urge to meet up with my family.

    To be honest.. especially christmas i find disgusting.
    I really don’t need any excuse to stuff myself on any other day and i sure as hell (pun intended) don’t need some fat made up guy.. or some religion i don’t support to tell me that this 1 day i need to think about my family and friends.. and grandma who i normally wouldn’t bother to visit but i should right now because it’s christmas and otherwise i would be a horrid person.

    screw that.

  164. You really need to read the About Me section…cause you’ll find it ain’t about me.

    Still, you need to get over it…and yourself.

  165. Actually, it’s “unthinking lightweights” who fail to recognize how Christianity “colonized” local holidays and such so as to appeal to the locals. Ever noticed that Easter is mentioned in the book of Acts, long before the church EVER began celebrating Easter in the way it grew to? Ever wondered why that is?

    And also, if your imaginary sky friend is so all powerful, then why did it need a blood sacrifice to “appease” it’s wrath? Seems kind of…stupid, don’t'cha think?

  166. Question-I-thority

    For your good use of ridicule, you win a chocolate cross.

  167. “Sorry I get all mean around Easter…”

    Apparently, so did the imaginary sky-friend. Good Friday? Not if your name was Jesus!

  168. The Baptist church down the street from me is having an Easter egg hunt tomorrow…as I passed by the church, I wondered, “What the hell does an Easter egg have to do with the supposed resurrection of their lord, savior, and founder?”

  169. Question-I-thority

    God had a snappy new idea — I’ll appease Me by killing Me then those foolish atheists will really, really look like unthinking lightweights.

  170. Yeah, you’re right. One reason why Christmas occurs on December 25th is because the Roman Saturnalia was celebrated at that time in winter.

    Celebrating Christ’s birth at this time helped Christians blend in with Roman society.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  171. Easter eggs have nothing to do with resurrection of Jesus, um but I do know that Easter has a large attendence and parents tend to look for fun things for their kids to do. So there really is reason behind the madness. Even in church.

  172. As they say in the Golden Shower Christian Church, it is much better to be pissed ON than to be pissed OFF.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  173. So what is your schtick, you became an atheist and thought that was an excuse to go around pissing people off for cheap immature laughs? Grow up, pal

  174. A fair point.

  175. Here’s the problem with that: the church down the street from me held their eggling ceremony today. Now, I really don’t see the point.

  176. Chocolate is chocolate..
    It’s cheaper when it comes in bars than once a year in stupid eggs :)

  177. Easy for you to say. You have access to continental chocolate, cheap. We poor Americans have to put up with substandard chocolate most of the time.

  178. Never say an unkind word about the Cadbury Mini Eggs!

    Easier to eat than a bar, and tasty as tasty things get.

  179. True and quite unfortunate.

  180. Lol. Yes… poor Americans.

  181. Just two words… Swiss Chocolate

    Yes, I know, I’m mean :D

  182. Have you guys tried Belgian Chocolate? Its awesome!

  183. This joke shouldn’t be that funny… But you know, it is.

  184. So Jesus Christ walks into a hotel, slaps four nails on the counter and asks “Could you put me up for the night?”

    Thank you very much. Try the veal … I’m here all week …

  185. No. I believe his last words were, “Aw, fuck!”

    Some U.S. senator once said that if the English language was good enough for Jesus Christ, it was good enough for him.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  186. Yeah! Don’t you be dissing the FSM – may his noodly appendage touch you!

  187. So you’re saying all muslims should convert immediately then?

  188. Yeah, but he wasn’t a real Christian.

  189. Or a pope on a rope soap…

  190. Roger– well if heaven is going to be populated by these people, then let us fun people throw a big party in hell!!!

    ;)

  191. I love the way your veiled threats do nothing to shake my disbelief in God/s, and if what you mean by ’some of the stuff I’ve read here’ is LOGIC and RATIONALITY, I’m inclined to agree with you. Such an impossible being would suely explode if forced to confront the illogicality(sp?) and improbability of its own existence. (Hopefully) Showering us with Cadbur/Lindt/Red Tulip dark chocolate bunnies!!

  192. so…so… you are not going to my heaven. It’s stale beer and strippers with STD’s for you!

  193. LRA, I don’t waste my time trying to bring evidence to people who have the mindset of rejecting God at any cost. When and if any of you will see the need for God, only then will you find real truth.

    You already reject the most obvious evidence – creation of man, heavens and the earth! So if you reject the obvious, what’s going to make me think you’ll accept anything else?

    “The heavens declare the glory of God;
    the skies proclaim the work of his hands. Psalms 19:1

    But just in case any of you are open to finding the truth about the bible, Jesus Christ and the Father, feel free to check out this site:

    http://www.tektonics.org/

  194. I’m sure teleprompter.

    Christ’s resurrection is the stamp to my faith. There is just too much evidence that He’s alive to make me doubt otherwise.

    You all prove that Christ didn’t raise from the dead, then my faith truly has been in vain and I’d stop believing in a heartbeat!

  195. The existence of matter in *no* way necessitates the existence of a god. But let’s say for the sake argument that it did. Can you now tell me how the existence of matter necessitates your *specific brand* of god?

  196. Carlotta reccommends tektonics.org. Here is an especially stoopid article from that website comparing Japanese culture to Christianity:

    http://www.tektonics.org/af/culturegram.html

    Here is a tantalizing clip of the stoopidity:

    “On a TheologyWeb discussion thread I wanted to illustrate to a debate partner how honor was valued in the ancient Biblical world. Knowing that honor was likewise valued in modern Japanese culture the same way (in contrast to how it is viewed in modern American culture) I searched for and found an invaluable article apparently by one Phil VanAuken at Baylor University. For proper credit the article in full was found here, but that is now a dead link. An item here in PDF format appears to be the same thing.

    In looking over VanAuken’s work I realized that some of the explanations he gave of Japanese custom and culture match very closely the sort we have given here in explaining Biblical passages. ”

    And also this *enlightening* tid bit:

    “If all the Japanese in Japan were lined up and asked to describe Americans and other Westerners in one word, the majority would probably come up with “selfish.” The reason for this is simple enough. The Japanese were conditioned for centuries to look upon independent, individualistic behavior—the hallmark of Americans and many other Westerners—as selfish, confrontational and disruptive. Outsiders are perceived as barbarians because they don’t conform to cultural mandates and because no loyalty is owed to them. Independence is a social stigma; interdependence brings identity, acceptance, security, and a sense of purpose. Bingo. Think of how many times we have seen Skeptics violate this one with their selfish demands that the Biblical text conform to THEIR wishes. Think how “selfish, confrontational and disruptive” applies to certain “fundamentalist atheists” we know.”

  197. Carlotta
    LRA, I don’t waste my time trying to bring evidence to people who have the mindset of rejecting God at any cost.

    That’s because you know you can’t.

    “The heavens declare the glory of God;
    the skies proclaim the work of his hands. Psalms 19:1

    Quoting from your chosen mythology to people who don’t share it is stupid.

    When and if any of you will see the need for God, only then will you find real truth.
    You already reject the most obvious evidence – creation of man, heavens and the earth! So if you reject the obvious, what’s going to make me think you’ll accept anything else?

    But just in case any of you are open to finding the truth about the bible, Jesus Christ and the Father, feel free to check out this site:

    Carlotta’s “Reasoning!”

  198. “Allah didn’t do that.

    Buddha didn’t do that.

    No one else did that.”

    Well, Dionysus did that. And so did Persephone. And so did Osiris…

    http://www.livescience.com/history/090409-bad-resurrection-myths.html

  199. You moron, don’t you know that Muslims worship the same frikkin’ “God” and that “Allah” is the Arabic word for “God”?? Geez. And you can blather on and on and, apparently, ON about sin and what not, but you never explain why an allegedly omniscient, omnipresent, omnibenevolent “god” NEEDED to incarnate itself into the form of a human, get it’s ass royally kicked, just so it could get up out of a tomb and then, all of a sudden, this “god” now likes all of humanity–just so long as all of humankind (with its diverse religions which all claim forms of divine revelation) says that this particular, local religious myth is completely true.

  200. Punishing the innocent for the sins of the guilty isn’t justice.

    A man was convicted of murder. The laws of the state demanded a life sentence, without the possibility of parole. But the judge was merciful, and he knew that the man had repented of his crime. So the judge ordered himself to be put behind bars for life, and for the man to be set free. The judge was therefore laughed out of court, stripped of his law license, and thrown into a mental hospital, for he had finally snapped.

  201. @Coram Deo: You are one profoundly deluded dude.

    Not only that you are almost astonishingly arrogant in the way you proclaim your sect is absolutely correct and all others are sinful.

    Nothing but regurgitated fundie nonsense – learn to think for yourself some day.

  202. Look, Coram Nihilo, this religious boilerplate of yours…

    “Biblical Christianity is the one pure and true religion which is based not upon what men do for their “god”, or for other men, or for themselves, but rather is based upon what God has done for men. God Almighty miraculously took on human flesh and came into the world in the person of Jesus Christ, the second Adam, to live the perfect life that God demands of all people everywhere. In doing this Christ fulfilled all the obligations of God as revealed in the Holy Bible, thus being fully and totally righteous in and of Himself, something no other human being could ever have done.”

    …is nothing more than mythology. It is no more valid than the mythological belief systems of other religions, which you no doubt would reject as false. But really, there is no way of identifying “true” religious belief systems from “false” ones, so all of them come down to being nothing more than incoherent and at times utterly mad ravings.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  203. I’m not sure about Allah, as I have not taken the time to sincerely research this religion.

    However, I can say that you are quite incorrect in your following statement:

    “Buddha didn’t do that. No one else did that.”

    Buddha, Krishna, and Lao-tzu were all written to be of miraculous births under extraordinary conditions.

    Buddha DID do that because his birth was considered from the God Brahma. Brahma, in the Indian religions represents the one omnipotent and omniscient being. Siddhartha’s (Buddha) mother had a dream of a white elephant entering her womb holding a lotus flower. In her culture, this white elephant and lotus represented gifts from heaven being pure, powerful and knowledgeable.

    Krishna was also born under extraordinary circumstances. His parents, Queen Devaki and King Vasudev had been imprisoned by his mother’s brother, King Kansa. Kansa was an evil man who had usurped the crown and imprisoned his family. A voice had told him that Devaki’s eight child would be a boy child who would destroy him. So, Kansa had killed each of Devaki’s children as they had been born. But at the birth of the eighth child, Lord Vishnu appeared in the prison, summoned a messenger to take the child Krishna to Gokul and to bring back a girl child who had been born with the spirit of Vishnu. The messenger took the baby Krishna and faced obstacles that are very similar to Christian ones…water parting and sleeping enemies.

    Lao-Tzu was conceived after his mother gazed upon a falling star. He resided within his mother’s womb for the next sixty-two years and was supposedly born an old man, already wise and learned.

    Obviously I know a bit more about Hinduism as this is what I research the most, however, each religion seems to have a commonality with Christianity and most of these were from writings pre-Christ. The Bhagavad Gita was written between the 5th and the 2nd century BC.

    So, here are my points. One, you say that the Christian God is the “One True and Living God of the Holy Bible”. But my question would be, how can this be so if there had been no mention of him previous to the Jewish faith and birth of Christ? Judaism itself is still a young religion when taken into consideration of the other entire world religions? Is it possible that all the worlds’ religions are only speaking their version of God and Belief as they understand it even if it is from the same God? If I showed you the color yellow, you would call it yellow and someone in another country may call it mustard. Heck, I might even call it an egg yolk.

    Another point would be, for centuries man has taken what he knows and learns and hands it down to the next generation. How certain are you that the stories of Christ are any more real than any of the other stories told? Because you believe the Bible? Because the Bible is the word of God? Other religions claim this also and their texts are much older. Why are they not right? Is it because you have faith? Do other religions or beliefs not have their right to faith?

    If I am to believe that God parted the Red see, why am I not to believe that waters were parted for Lord Krishna as he was spirited away to safety?

    I am not trying to say that one religion is more right than the other. What I am trying to say is that everyone has his or her own path to redemption (or lack thereof). If someone chooses to follow Brahma over Buddha and Buddha over Allah or Allah over Jehovah or Jehovah over God or God over Brahma….then who are you so say it is wrong? Who are you to say, with absolute and positive proof, that the Christian God is the only God? As far as I know, Christianity has no more proof than any other religion can provide.

    So I have this wonderful and miraculous idea…how about instead of talking as if YOUR God is the only God and MY God doesn’t matter/exist, why don’t you respect my belief as I respect yours and we all be free to go on to the next life or heaven/nirvana (or not at all if you believe that death is the end)?

    And also, please don’t come back preaching to me that my soul can only be saved through the salvation of our Lord Jesus Christ. I love Jesus, I really do. I respect him and believe his teachings are beautiful. And I believe that he might possibly have been an incarnation of God on earth. Do I believe that he was the only incarnation? Nope. What I do believe is that God, in whatever form he/she takes, wants us all to find our way to him. I believe that it is man’s own prejudice that has imposed what are the right way and the wrong way to God.

    And once again, I’m REALLY glad that this post was started. I like the fact that we can poke fun at and point out the inconsistency’s of so called devout Christians. I’m fairly certain that Jesus did not rise from the grave in order that children the world over would hunt for eggs and eat chocolate. If you are going to be devout, why practice these things? Why not just go to church and teach your children why that day is special, rather than luring them with gimmicks, smoke and mirrors?

  204. yeah but those people never actually existed! I mean- look at those funny names!

  205. Question-I-thority

    Thank you for a thought out and non-condescending post.

    And WHHHHY won’t Christians, Muslims and Jews realize that most of the worlds religions all have something in common?

    Believers and skeptics also have much more in common than things they disagree on.

  206. Oxytocin is love.

  207. I am so sad on resurrection day. I didn’t know that when I love my wife it was not me but God. I need help.

  208. So is P.F. Chang’s Great Wall of Chocolate cake with a pint of vanilla ice cream from Marble Slab Creamery, but you don’t see me worshipping it. At least with the cake, it’s something that I can see, smell and taste. Repeatedly.

  209. Lra:
    Can you now tell me how the existence of matter necessitates your *specific brand* of god?

    In my mind, there is such intrinsic design of the *matter* that you speak of, that it necessitates an intelligent designer.

    The things that exist are not mere *blobs* of mindless creation, but as we can see, things that are quite operable.

    It is just mind boggling for anyone to deny God when there is so much that points to His existence. I understand why the bible is so harsh on atheists:

    “The fool says in his heart,
    “There is no God.” Psalm 53:1

    With their ever-ending need to trash God and depend upon their own minds (pride):

    In his pride the wicked does not seek him;
    in all his thoughts there is no room for God. Psalm 103:4

    Yes, those scriptures really come to light here on this blog.

  210. You didn’t answer the question. I said that, for argument’s sake, let’s say there is a god as evidenced by the presence of matter. How is this god the christian god?

  211. Lra:
    You didn’t answer the question. I said that, for argument’s sake, let’s say there is a god as evidenced by the presence of matter. How is this god the christian god?

    There is only one God, and the God who created the heavens and the earth IS the Christian God.

    In other words, if someone was someplace where there’s no bible and no one to tell them about Jesus, then exercising faith in this “creator” would be the same as a Christian believing in God through Jesus Christ. This person would be considered “saved” (from hell).

    18 The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, 19 since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. 20 For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse. – Romans 1:18-20

    So according to scripture, man is without excuse because creation attest to God’s invisible qualities! The faith used to believe in creation is equal to the *Christian God.*

  212. Carlotta-

    Then let’s stop teaching christianity immediately! This way, everyone can go to heaven!!!

  213. AMEN (sorry I meant I AGREE)!!!

  214. Well, here’s my reason for discussing it:

    I live in Texas, where excellence in science standards is under attack by the religious right (specifically by the Discovery Institute). As I am a scientist and a certified teacher in this state, I have a vested interest in this. I am also a former christian. I hope to share scientific knowledge with people of faith so as to show them how absurd their claims often are. I am hoping that the more fundamentalist believers will actually educate themselves so that they will stop attacking science.

  215. Question-I-thority

    Atheists who devote so much of their time to the discussion of things they claim not to believe instead come across, to me, as people trying to convince themselves the truly don’t believe.

    If you take the time and effort to hold respectful dialogue with many skeptics, you will find that this is not the case in general.

    Even though there are literally millions on earth who believe in him, I don’t devote a single minute of time discussing with those of like mind the non-existence of Santa Claus, for example.

    George Bush didn’t pray to Santa before unleashing shock and awe. Santa inspired no one to fly planes into buildings. Etc., etc., etc. Many of us on this site are former Christians who honestly believe that fundamentalist, authoritarian or reason resisting organizations and people are or can too easily become dangerous.

    Also, on a personal level, my life is much better since I gave up belief in the silly, antiquated mythologies and many of the posters here share similar connecting backgrounds.

  216. “Then why continue to discuss such things?”

    Don’t you want to feel a little better as you say below?

    “I just might create discussions such as this one… to surround myself with other people who weren’t quite sure and to make me feel a little better.”

  217. Atheists would not have a blog against this unless they feel the need to stop this religious nuts madness that is trying to convert us all.

    There is nothing wrong if you believe in a god and I do not, as long as you do not try to convert us.

    Look at the US in Iraq! This is a crusade against Islam!
    It is all about Christians fighting against the Islam, but the media has been manipulated in such a way and the word terrorism has been introduced to hide the fact that Christians started an ilegal war agains other people that are none-Christians. Yes Bush was a creationist!

    The other thing is that these creationists are attacking science in the US and are tring to do this all over the world too. Throwing any progress to the dark ages.

    Look at what the Taliban did a few years ago, distroying all evidence about things that are against god.

    The creationists are doing the same thing, slowly erroding any science, forcing their ideas on young people, starting to brainwash, at this is why atheists starts these blogs to fight back extremism that are creeping into Christian believes.

    These blos is no fight agains god or denial against god but a trial to stop religious extermism before it is too late!

    If the world will end, then it is probably a religious nut with his finger on the nuclear power button believing that pushing is needed because he hear this voice from god telling him to push it.

  218. Blockquote>@Donny Pauling
    Atheists who devote so much of their time to the discussion of things they claim not to believe instead come across, to me, as people trying to convince themselves the truly don’t believe.

    Bullshit.

    They discuss things and religious nuts that are tragically too real.

    Like christians trying to control people who don’t share the christian delusions and beliefs. They use laws to make other people’s choices illegal, protests, verbal attacks (the ones who pose with their offspring can be some of the nastiest for some reason.)

  219. Donny Pauling
    Atheists who devote so much of their time to the discussion of things they claim not to believe instead come across, to me, as people trying to convince themselves the truly don’t believe.

    christians who come on to an atheist site posting all their beliefs and trying to change others’ minds come across to me as protesting too much, desperately trying to convince themselves that their chosen beliefs and mythology are real.

  220. Christians who devote so much time to the discussion of things they claim to believe instead come across, to me, as people trying to convince themselves they truly do believe. That is why Christians are often told to surround themselves with other Christians – so that they may not be lead astray by those who do not believe.

    Did you ever consider that there are millions who believe in Santa Claus but he does not exist and that could also be extended to the existence of God, that there are millions who believe in the existence of God and that He may also not exist.

    This is a blog that belongs to an Atheist. Just like Christians who get together and talk about Jesus and all that other delusional garbage, we Atheist like to get together and talk about things. If you condemn on, you also condemn the other.

  221. Why “shouldn’t be” this joke funny. We should ged rid of the notion that religion is in any way more “sacred” than anything else. We can, shall, and will, ridicule the heck out of any character in the bible, along with incompetent politicians, embarrassing celebs, and all the other real or fictitious characters we happen to share our lifetime with.

    @godhatesprotesters: ROFLMAO. That was hilarious!

  222. God: doesn’t exist.
    Jesus: wasn’t resurrected.
    Easter Bunnies: don’t have jack to do with Jesus
    Quoting Bible Verses: is utterly moronic on an atheist blog.

    Reading you guys’ and gals’ comments: Priceless!!!1oneoneeleven1

  223. Woah, you guys certainly go ballistic. I’ve not been around here long enough, but does that happen on every xtian holiday? If that is, I so can’t wait for pentecost and x-mas…

  224. LRA,

    Science and Christianity do not conflict. I suggest reading What’s So Great About Christianity? by Stanford University’s Dinesh D’Souza. I’d also recommend reading this essay (which happens to be written by a Christian):

    http://theistic-evolution.com/theisticevolution.html

    In D’Souza’s book he gives scientific evidence for why God exists… and MUST exist. Only the ignorant think it’s God VS Science. Reality is God AND Science. In fact, for a Creator to exist, the laws of the Universe must have been put in place by that creator, therefore science is an endeavor into better understanding of how God put things into place.

  225. Also, on a personal level, my life is much better since I gave up belief in the silly, antiquated mythologies and many of the posters here share similar connecting backgrounds.

    Then why continue to discuss such things? Once I realized Santa did not exist, I never once entered discussion groups with others who had likewise given up a belief in Santa.

    Lots of people pray. Lots of people believe in God. Few people fly planes into buildings. When the vast majority of those who believe in God begin killing in His name, then we’ll know the problem lies in a belief in God. Until that time, those of us who think such things through will realize that some people kill because they want to kill. They’ll use whatever excuse they find convenient to do so. Pol Pot didn’t need God to justify his actions. Stalin. Mao. Hitler. None of these men needed God to be bad people. Some people are just… bad, and again, use whatever excuse they deem necessary to explain their actions.

  226. If 80% of the adult population believed in Santa, based their lives on it, and told people who didn’t believe in Santa that they were going to hell — well, I gather you’d speak out about it, too. Or if not you, somebody should!

  227. Daniel, since for some reason I’m not able to hit “reply” to your comment, I’ll instead hit the reply button to my own and address your comment.

    If 80% of the adult population believed in Santa and based their lives about it, I gather you’d speak out about it a bit, too.

    First of all, millions still believe in Santa. ;)

    Secondly, 80% of the adult, thinking, mostly educated population believes in God because God does indeed exist. There is scientific evidence for this, and if you’d like find out about it begin with reading the aforementioned book recommendation (D’Souza) and go from there. I hardly think you’re honestly interested in such evidence, however. It’s much easier to simply deny and form discussions with others who similarly want to deny the truth… for whatever reasons you may have. For me, I denied God’s existence because I was repulsed by the hypocrisy I’d witnessed from those claiming to follow Him. After 9 years of denial, I could finally realized my problem was not with God but with those claiming to represent Him. Once that was straightened out I could no longer deny overwhelming evidence of His existence.

  228. Question-I-thority

    Then why continue to discuss such things?

    Do you ever discuss your beliefs with like minded Christians? Everyone likes community.

    And I didn’t suggest that only believers in gods commit atrocities.

  229. Question-I-thority

    Donny, do you ever like to discuss things with like-minded Christians? Everyone needs community. And like-minded people talk about things they have in common.

    I didn’t suggest that only believers commit atrocities.

  230. Question-I-Thority,

    It makes perfect sense to discuss something one believes to be true with like minded people. It doesn’t make sense, at least not to me, to sit around discussing things that one doesn’t even believe exists.

    To each his (or her) own, I guess…

    After proclaiming He didn’t exist, I was relieved to discover God does indeed exist after all. We humans sometimes are so repulsed by people that we try to do or believe the exact opposite of what those who repulse us do or believe. If that is the case for you, I hope you come to realize that you’re relationship to/with God does not have a single thing to do with any person in your life that you’ve grown to despise. You and God are you and God. Period.

    When I took off the blinders of hatred towards hypocrites, I started looking at evidence I’d never before considered. Before that I’d always had an attitude that went something like, “if ‘those people’ believe in God, I want no part of it!” After reading as much material as I could get my hands on, both from prominent atheists and numerous sources of religious thought, I found overwhelming evidence FOR God. Some might not label Him “God”, but a Creator is not something I can discount.

    Anyway… I’m rambling. Time to go feed my Mastiffs.

  231. The bible was written by illiterate arabs back when they thought the earth was flat. Any 12 year old today knows incredibly more about the universe than the wisest man of biblical times.
    Religion could not possibly be started today. Can you imagine a woman walking into any major hospital anywhere in the world today and explaining that she was a pregnant virgin and that she was carrying the child of a man or spirit in the sky.
    “Code 69. Get someone down here from Psyche, STAT!”

  232. “Once I realized Santa did not exist, I never once entered discussion groups with others who had likewise given up a belief in Santa”

    I did. Well, i mean, once I realized Santa did not exist I had to tell to my classmates, even if my parents asked me not to tell them. That’s the way most of the children knew that santa is not real. And some of those little kids cried when the ilusion was lost.

    Should I go on with the analogy?

  233. “Secondly, 80% of the adult, thinking, mostly educated population believes in God because God does indeed exist. ”

    Evidence please.

  234. Donny Pauling
    Then why continue to discuss such things?

    Stupid christians, for one.
    Stupid christians who try to force their beliefs on others and force how others live, for another.
    Unfortunately they’re more real than Santa.
    More evil, too. (Santa doesn’t force anything on people or cause the Dark Ages.)

    Lots of people pray. Lots of people believe in God. Few people fly planes into buildings.

    Oooh, I smell a “no-true-christian”. Even if it was another religious nut in that case.

    Pol Pot didn’t need God to justify his actions. Stalin. Mao. Hitler. None of these men needed God to be bad people.

    But didn’t they do so anyway?

    Some people are just… bad, and again, use whatever excuse they deem necessary to explain their actions.

    Christian beliefs work so *well* for that!

  235. Question-I-thority

    The great divide.

  236. Well, I read the article and I found many things in it that I have no problem with. Except the part about miracles.

    Why would God perform miracles when (as this guy claims) his creation was done in accordance with the laws of physics, biology, etc.? Why not just poof the world into existence as a gigantic miracle?

    Further, if Genesis can be interpreted as metaphorical, then why not the central tenet of your faith– the death and resurrection of Jesus?

  237. Question-I-thority

    Perhaps you could submit a book review of D’Souza’s book to Daniel. I don’t remember to what extent this blog has discussed D’Sousa in the past but over at Pharyngula there are many threads on his writings and videos.

  238. “All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree.” Albert Einstein.

  239. Mais vraiment, comme Laplace, nous n’avons pas besoin de l’hypothèse que Dieu existe pour expliquer l’univers. L’existence ou l’absence de l’existence de Dieu est, tout simplement, superflu pour expliquer scientifiquement la nature de l’univers.

    But really, like Laplace, we have no need for the hypothesis that God exists to explain the universe. The existence or absence of existence of God is, quite simply, superfluous for scientifically explaining the nature of the universe.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

    And here is this message in Interlingua:

    Ma vermente, como Laplace, nos non ha besonio del hypothese que Deo existe pro explicar le universo. Le existentia o absentia de existentia de Deo, tout simplement, es superflue pro explicar scientificamente le natura del universo.

  240. Recommending a book that shows that science supports Christianity that is written by a Roman Catholic is a little bit stupid, don’t you think? That is like the idiot in Kansas who has the dinosaurs tramping around with man, in the same period of time when science does not support that as having happened. It is well known that religion often contorts things so as to make science appear as if it is supporting religion. The fact of the matter is that science does not support God having created the earth, it does not support the flood, nor many of the other things that religion says happened. Only a book by a Christian will make it appear that science supports it. That is because the writer is biased and will write from a Christian perspective. You want to believe such tripe, be my guest. I read books by Christians as well as other people and there is no way that science supports religion.

  241. Hitler was not a Christian. In his book he wrote that he professed such things to sway the masses.

  242. I’ve met Muslims who enjoyed a good Muhammad joke.

    The ones with the humordectomy are the ones that somehow end up controlling countries and talk on the Evening News. They should look to that, lest the world be convinced that Islam is where humor goes to die.

  243. What a witty reply, Tabbie. I’m speechless… totally unarmed. You win. Congratulations.

    ;)

  244. It’s only childish if you don’t bother to read deeper, because you’re caught up in the normative impulse to “be offended”. If you like, this is a criticism of the disjoint in most people’s minds between this being a holiday of candy and bunnies and a holiday predicated on the story of a brutal and gruesome murder. People tend to love the first and ignore the second, and the *joke* is that if you actually combine them, you come up with a hideous sort of dissonance. Humor is about dissonance, y’know. It’s cheap and easy to dismiss something as childish so the point underlying doesn’t have to be faced.

    Jesus loved to point out things in uncomfortable ways. One of his consistent points was that people get wrapped up in the clothes of sanctimony and piety without actually thinking about what holiness or piety is. He hung out with a bad crowd, made fun of the edifice of religion in his day.

    People dislike atheists because they’re told to, or because they’ve had a bad experience with one and then generalize inappropriately, much as theists are disliked primarily because of atheists’ particular experiences with them.

  245. As a fellow Rhode Islander, I say nobody should underestimate us on account of our size. We can take on Gods Incarnate, and of course the British. Don’ mess.

  246. The bible was written by illiterate arabs back when they thought the earth was flat. Any 12 year old today knows incredibly more about the universe than the wisest man of biblical times.
    Religion could not possibly be started today. Can you imagine a woman walking into any major hospital anywhere in the world today and explaining that she was a pregnant virgin and that she was carrying the child of a man or spirit in the sky.
    “Code 69. Get someone down here from Psyche, STAT!”

  247. How is pointing out that candy eggs have little to do with the murder and resurrection of Jesus “belittling beliefs”? The joke is about juxtaposing two very different meanings for the holiday and showing that they don’t mix easily.

  248. I find that Christians often get whiny when Atheists point out things that are in conflict within their beliefs. Much of the celebrations that center around Christmas and Easter are taken from the pagan religions. Even the Catholic saints is an offshoot of pagan religions. If you cannot look at your religion and recognize the ridiculousness of mixing pagan religion celebrations with Christianity or other religion without getting all upset and whiny about it, lashing out at those pointing out the obvious, then you have a problem.

    In the end, you behavior has become representative of most Christians that I know who cannot defend their practice but instead have to insult the Atheist. Religion needs to lose the sacredness that has surrounded it to protect it from criticism. Only then will religious people realize that what they have been following really is irrational.

    I was in a conversation with a friend who is a Christian who believes that one must be Christian in order to become enlightened. True enlightenment occurs when you put aside the irrational, only accept that which is rational. With that in mind, Christians will never become enlightened because believing in something that cannot be proven to exist is irrational.

    Have a nice pagan holiday celebration Marsha.

  249. Question-I-thority

    I’m reminded of Good Morning Viet Nam where the radio station lieutenant went about defining appropriate (h)umor.

    I’m sorry that joking about ideas you hold offends you. I’m sorry that you can’t step back or give yourself a little distance from your belief system and see that chocolate bunnies, eggs and crosses is a nonsensical way to celebrate Jesus and is quite funny. I’m sorry that you are probably acting out of an authoritarian instinct.

  250. Whenever a christian tells me I “will fry”, I break out in a fit of laughter. I’m not sure which I find funnier, the statement or that they believe it.
    Either way. HAhahaha

  251. Basically, marsha’s comment was a bunch of “WAAAAAH” with a side of “Nyah!”

  252. Wow, a sermon. About a “personal encounter” with a non-existent spook and his crazy bloodlust. Never heard THAT before. Why do these godbots act as though atheists have no knowledge of Christianity? In many cases, we know their religion better than they do (as evidenced by the resolute refusal to rely solely on preacherisms and sermonic pablum).

  253. Greg – in what way is atheism a religion?
    Think about what religion is before answering the question.
    Atheists have only one quality in common – they do not accept the existance of god(s).

  254. Thallus lived and worked in Rome. Christians have often labeled him as a Samaritan although he was not. Any thing that he reported would have been hearsay, not through his eyes only. He was not present at the crucifixion.

    It was common back then to believe that solar eclipses and earthquakes marked the death of a king. Oftentimes, the event may have occurred within the year of the king’s death but not necessarily at the time of death. Additionally, it was a full moon at the time that Jesus was said to be crucified. Thus, an eclipse and darkness were unlikely to occur.

    Much of what is known about Thallus has been derived from Christian apologetics who invented facts about him in order to make his comments sound credible in accordance to the crucifixion. The majority of his writings have been lost. It is estimated that the Histories or compendium in which he wrote about the darkness was written anywhere between 28 to 92 AD. It is believed that the date 92 AD is most accurate in which case one has to ask why he waited so long. By 92 AD, Christianity had a large enough influence that it would possibly influence the writings of a great many historians, especially if their writings are based upon hearsay.

    Please note that Constantine did embrace it “for political reasons” not because he believed in it. He embraced it because he saw it as being powerful and a way to unit the people. Power does not mean that it is true.

  255. Look, gregwirths, the first part of what you say is nothing more than mythological bullshit. It is extremely unlikely, for example that “there was a miraculous darkness covering the face of the earth on Passover 32 A.D.”

    It is only through historical accident that Christianity became ascendant in the Mediterranean area by the time Constantine became emperor. Quite probably, he made a cold calculation that to consolidate his political power, he could not BEAT the Christians, so he decided to JOIN them.

    By the way, atheism is not a religion. Atheists deny the validity of all religions and insist that they are all based on nothing more than idiotic superstition.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  256. Amen to that!

  257. no matches required for the cake, ouch

  258. No, dear, you have to prove affirmatively that Christ “rose” from the dead. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. And no, Josephus isn’t a credible source, as his writings merely note that Jesus existed and had a following.

  259. Carlotta, there is far more evidence that Santa Claus is real since he has been observed by many people, people actually have talked to him, there are video proof, even audio proof.

    There is a lot of evidence that Dark Vader exists, since we have many many books created by many different writers that all point to this one guy Dark Vader.

    There is also a god called Zeus that lives on a Mountain. Here too there are many references to this.

    We don’t deny god or jezus, we just experience god and jezus as realistisc as Dark Vader, Zeus and Santa Clause.

    For us it is very funny to see people actually pray to god, it is as funny as if you would see someone pray to Darth Vader and have 2 or 3 people in Jedi ornments to come at your door and want to talk about the Force and the deliverance of the dark side pointing to a book called “a new hope”.

  260. Carlotta
    Christ’s resurrection is the stamp to my faith. There is just too much evidence that He’s alive to make me doubt otherwise.

    Bullshit. You have none.
    If you had it, you would have presented it. No, circular reasoning, quoting your chosen mythology, and blather don’t count.

    You all prove that Christ didn’t raise from the dead, then my faith truly has been in vain and I’d stop believing in a heartbeat!

    YOU have to prove any smidgen of evidence that he did. The burden of proof is on YOU. There are people who would believe if you had anything believable. But you don’t. Since it’s your choice to believe in this fabricated story, and it’s not true, you can’t. That’s what is driving you nuts.

  261. I’m stealing that. Brilliant! ^_^

  262. hi ya annabelle~

    Yeah, I’m having a riot on this website and feel almost guilty about it. I’m currently posting over there with some new found buds on the Christian Cliche and the Evil God thread, and because of that have almost wasted an entire week of vacation- but it’s been worth it, as being somewhat new to atheism, I’ve had no one to bounce my ideas off of (the pity of having been surrounded by xtians only my whole life).

    Oh yeah- and that Vatican thing- oh hun- they know way more than they are telling, and that’s why they are not telling.

    So, gotta go, but here’s something I need to disclose, although it is nothing- I’m a fred that’s a girl. Seinfeld moment: “not that it matters” (and have always been a girl…not that it matters).

    Ciao~

  263. “any person of intelligence can clearly see the inconsistencies and contradictions amongst the ‘word of God.’”

    Please dish a few…list one or two….

  264. I think you hit the nail on the head.

  265. Well we are insulting your imaginary god and jesus, and laughing at the absurdity of the biblical fairytale.

    But we are not insulting you, only trying to point out how delusional you fanciful religion is.

  266. see Daniel’s Top Posts on the right side on the home page. Read it all (a chore, but good fun) or scroll on down to the end to join what’s currently going on.

  267. Your concern is noted…and stupid.

  268. If you met a man, who only ever ate apples, and you extolled the virtues of oranges to this man, he may not be convinced that oranges are a better way to go. After all, he knows his apples, and he loves his apples. However, after that conversation, he is aware that oranges exist and that someone else thinks they are great. That knowledge then allows him to consider a future choice about whether he would like to explore oranges, if he wanted to.

    If he never had someone tell him about the oranges, and all he ever bought were apples, he would never have that choice to expand his horizons.
    —————

    Most of the time people hold their ideas tightly; this is what makes them beliefs. They have to be held tightly enough to inform actions in an uncertain world. So, of course most conversations are not going to cause much change in them. Every once in a while, however, someone comes upon something–and it can be from a conversation, or even an offhand remark–that has resonance. It causes a re-examination of the assumptions behind the beliefs, perhaps cause the belief to be held less tightly. In these moments knowing that there are other beliefs that could be held, that are held by others, is knowledge important to working through whether to keep one’s own.

  269. My replies haven’t been so eloquent, lol, yet they did have a point. I tend to be a seeker of peace, and I was reacting in my own small way to some of the utterly senseless bickering I saw taking place here. That being said, I do enjoy a good debate, so I can’t say it’s all bad. Many of the comments were valid. Many were funny. Some were just dumb. Some were simply beating a dead horse with a stick.

    I must concur with reformedfred’s assessment of Elemenope’s statement… …it’s perfect!

    I feel what it all boils down to is this: some believe, some don’t. Some will. Some won’t. Whatever the purpose of this blog may be, the purpose of this post was primarily humor and to expose the hypocrisy which seems to run rampant in most modern day Easter celebrations — a job well done. If you find this kind of humor funny, then laugh. If you don’t, then go away. Live and let live. Believe and feel what you will. Let others do the same.

    I think many spiritual devotees do themselves a huge disservice by trying to cram their own beliefs down everyone else’s throat. Religious freedom must encompass everyone in order for it to encompass any of us individually.

    Live. Laugh. Love. Cry. Feel angry. Feel happy. Feel sad. Feel scorn. Feel pride. It’s all good, but we must remember to allow others the same choices we wish to have for ourselves. Free will, freedom of choice and freedom of thought…all these things are priceless.

  270. If you don’t like what I have to say, there are about a billion other blogs you can waste your time on.

  271. Thanks. :)

  272. I think he said what I was trying to say in a much more intelligent and articulate way. ;)

  273. I discovered the Golden Shower Christian Church shortly after running across another church called the Golden West Christian Church.

    The Golden Shower Christian Church was founded in San Francisco in 1969 by the Reverend I. M. A. Pischer, who believed that ongoing baptism is essential for spiritual renewal. His first book introducing the doctrine of his new church is “Christian Episstemology”–with two “s’s,” of course.

    The sacramental beverage used by the Golden Shower Christian Church is not wine, but beer. People doing baptisms during Golden Shower Christian Church services will sometimes drink a whole six-pack of beer as they perform this sacred sacrament.

    Some people in the Golden Shower Christian Church are so enthusiastic about baptism that they attend services once a day to get baptized.

    About once a month, the Golden Shower Christian Church has Asshole Wednesday services, where communicants can be baptized by hot-beef injection.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  274. Oh, one other thing: The Golden Shower Christian Church does not observe Easter as a holiday. Instead it observes Pissover.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  275. … and you, apparently, know less than most …

  276. Why so angry Roger? What is the alternative? Enough of the personal attacks. Take on the issue not the person.

    Peace and Good,

  277. Roger why do you always have to act like an ass? Seriously.

  278. Stan,

    True that many of us get our first thoughts of religion and religious training from our families and communities. That’s not true for everyone. Christianity did have a beginning.
    There are many with high levels of education …maybe higher than your own…who believe in Christ and the death, burial and resurrection. Einstein, a non-practicing Jew, believed the miracles of the universe were too precise to give them to chance. He believed in intelligent design. I have friends that are MDs and PhDs who also believe. So knock of the self righteous higher education bit, it doesn’t wash.

    One problem comes when “science” and the scientific method tries to rationalize a history. We don’t do that. It might be a bit like using a golf club as a baseball bat, wrong tool for the job. When we view the legitimacy of the scripture using the historical method it can help to clear a bit of the story. The Bible written by 40 different authors with little connection over 600 years is a pretty compelling argument. Considering the martyrs of the first century alone would be strong evidence of the influence Christ had on the world and those around him.

    I don’t mind your disbelief. It’s not for me to make you believe. Just in case…

    The Nicene Creed

    NOTE: The notes that appear in small type on this page were written by James E. Kiefer, and originally posted to Christia.

    The Nicene Creed is the most widely accepted and used brief statements of the Christian Faith. In liturgical churches, it is said every Sunday as part of the Liturgy. It is Common Ground to East Orthodox, Roman Catholics, Anglicans, Lutherans, Calvinists, and many other Christian groups. Many groups that do not have a tradition of using it in their services nevertheless are committed to the doctrines it teaches.
    (Someone may ask, “What about the Apostles’ Creed?” Traditionally, in the West, the Apostles’ Creed is used at Baptisms, and the Nicene Creed at the Eucharist [AKA the Mass, the Liturgy, the Lord's Supper, or the Holy Communion.] The East uses only the Nicene Creed.)
    I here present the Nicene Creed in two English translations, The first is the traditional one, in use with minor variations since 1549, The second is a modern version, that of The Interdenominational Committee on Liturgical Texts. Notes and comment by [James E. Kiefer] follow.

    Nicene Creed

    I believe in one God,
    the Father Almighty,
    maker of heaven and earth,
    and of all things visible and invisible;

    And in one Lord Jesus Christ,
    the only begotten Son of God,
    begotten of his Father before all worlds,
    God of God, Light of Light,
    very God of very God,
    begotten, not made,
    being of one substance with the Father;
    by whom all things were made;
    who for us men and for our salvation
    came down from heaven,
    and was incarnate by the Holy Ghost
    of the Virgin Mary,
    and was made man;
    and was crucified also for us under Pontius Pilate;
    he suffered and was buried;
    and the third day he rose again
    according to the Scriptures,
    and ascended into heaven,
    and sitteth on the right hand of the Father;
    and he shall come again, with glory,
    to judge both the quick and the dead;
    whose kingdom shall have no end.

    And I believe in the Holy Ghost the Lord, and Giver of Life,
    who proceedeth from the Father [and the Son];
    who with the Father and the Son together
    is worshipped and glorified;
    who spake by the Prophets.
    And I believe one holy Catholic and Apostolic Church;
    I acknowledge one baptism for the remission of sins;
    and I look for the resurrection of the dead,
    and the life of the world to come. AMEN.

    This creed was written by the Church in Alexandria in the 300’s. Alexandria was a center for learning and enlightenment. The Coptic Church traces it’s roots back to Mark the writer of the Gospel. I spent a month traveling Egypt with a Muslim friend no less, tracing religious sites and searching. There is one way, as far as I can tell.

    As for your comments on the intelligence of the Arabs and the world in the 1st century. It has been said, by scientist, that the knowledge lost when the Arabs sacked Alexandria in 671AD accounted for a loss of mathematics, history, and science that has not yet been recovered. The oral tradition continues in much of the worlds cultures. There is a high level of importance placed upon sharing these histories accurately and continuously. You may also note that many of the key stories of the Bible are repeated in other ancient writings (The Flood Story).

    If we can pause for a moment and listen for God or try to observe his work around us…it’s still there and he still speaks. I have seen the results of his works first hand and so have you.

    Peace and Faith

  279. The 10 commandments state: thou shall not kill. But the Israelites rape, plunder, and murder their way across the promised land.

  280. though shall not murder, where’s the inconsistency?

  281. You’d have to not acknowledge any day of the week if you used that logic – all of the English names for the days of the week are in honour of gods or goddesses (Tiu, Woden, Thor, Freya and possibly Saturn), or the sun and moon which were often either worshipped themselves or highly symbolic of gods or goddesses.

    Naming those cultures don’t validate your point, as none of them are descended from the European traditions as modern western cultures are. It is entirely likely that had Christianity never entered Europe, any society descended from Europeans would still celebrate a spring festival. Australia might even, under those circumstances, be sensible and celebrate it in spring instead of autumn.

  282. India:
    “Holi is an ancient festival of India and was originally known as ‘Holika’. The festivals finds a detailed description in early religious works such as Jaimini’s Purvamimamsa-Sutras and Kathaka-Grhya-Sutras. Historians also believe that Holi was celebrated by all Aryans but more so in the Eastern part of India.

    It is said that Holi existed several centuries before Christ. However, the meaning of the festival is believed to have changed over the years. Earlier it was a special rite performed by married women for the happiness and well-being of their families and the full moon (Raka) was worshiped.

    Calculating the Day of Holi
    There are two ways of reckoning a lunar month- ‘purnimanta’ and ‘amanta’. In the former, the first day starts after the full moon; and in the latter, after the new moon. Though the amanta reckoning is more common now, the purnimanta was very much in vogue in the earlier days.

    According to this purnimanta reckoning, Phalguna purnima was the last day of the year and the new year heralding the Vasanta-ritu (with spring starting from next day). Thus the full moon festival of Holika gradually became a festival of merrymaking, announcing the commencement of the spring season. This perhaps explains the other names of this festival – Vasanta-Mahotsava and Kama-Mahotsava.”

    Yeah, kinda spring festival, isn’t it?

    (http://www.holifestival.org/history-of-holi.html)

  283. China:

    “Chinese New Year or Spring Festival is the most important of the traditional Chinese holidays. It is often called the Lunar New Year, especially by people in mainland China and Taiwan. The festival traditionally begins on the first day of the first month (Chinese: 正月; pinyin: zhēng yuè) in the Chinese calendar and ends on the 15th; this day is called Lantern Festival. Chinese New Year’s Eve is known as Chúxī. It literally means “Year-pass Eve”.”

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_New_Year

  284. Japan:

    The Hina Matsuri or doll festival takes place on March 3rd every year. Its origins go back to China which had the custom of making a doll for the transferral of bad luck and impurities from the person, and then putting the doll in a river and forever ridding oneself of them.
    ————————
    The coming of the cherry blossoms (sakura) is one of the happiest events in Japan. First and foremost it heralds the coming of spring, which is a delight since winters in Japan are bone-chilling cold. They also have a deeper cultural significance since they fall to the ground and disappear in only a couple of weeks (and even sooner if the frequent rains wash them all off the trees), which echoes an ancient cultural belief in the short, transitory nature of youth and life itself.

  285. In Exodus 20:13 the Lord commands, “Thou shall not kill.”

    When reading the scriptures it is sometimes helpful to understand the language it was written in. The Old Testament is generally written in Hebrew. There are many good study guides to help you navigate the language differences. The language here speaks to “natural law” and is a reassertion of the law given to Noah in Gen 9:5-6. Just as in our language a difference is made between unlawful killing and killing during war or for the execution of laws. Just like we have today. Immoral killing (murder) is what the passage talks about.

    The Israelites do war against the pagan populations in the scriptures. This is by God’s command. His instruction is generally explicit. When the early kings veered away from the will of God, Israel was punished. The captivity of the Israelites by their foes was one form of punishment.

    A few closing thoughts in interpreting scripture:

    1. Look at the writer and understand his background.
    2. Who is the audience? Who did he write the book for specifically.
    3. What was happening at the location of the events described? Geopolitical environment…
    4. What were the cultural biases of the writer and the audience? This can be very helpful…at least it has been for me.

    I hope this helps…

    Peace and Blessings to you.

  286. so you are saying that because a bunch of rebellious Israelites disobeyed God’s word, God is contradicting Himself? I don’t see the reasoning here.

  287. God’s directives of war still apply today, if a people group is threatening you, you murder, just like today…If God was saying to protect your people from terrorists, you naturally would protect your own, sometimes war is necessary for a greater cause, if you understand the difference between good and evil, righteousness and unrighteousness, right and wrong, you will understand why God directed the Israelites to conquer the midianites…to be anti-war is to be foolish and sheltered.

    the same war continues today between the Jews and the Palestinians, it will continue until the day Christ returns….sorry to deflate your balloon Obama.

  288. So you are telling me that you have never had to fight for a cause that is greater than yourself, something that goes beyond mans reason or intellect?

    example: poor people being perpetrated on by a corrupt government, women being abused without protection, children being neglected or abused, animals being abused, just to name a few…

    Doesn’t this make you want to do something, even if you don’t gain anything from it?

    My point is that war sometimes needs to happen to bring freedom. How many people were slaughtered unconsciencely by Sudam Insane? Wouldn’t intercession be the only humanitarian thing to do, didn’t that require war? Would Sudam respond to basic human reasoning? I think not.

  289. Thanks. :D I’m surprised no one else came up with it first, at least not according to Google. It seems so obvious.

  290. So it was a “lawful” killing for the Israelites to cut open pregnant women and kill children and babies?

    I’m glad we live in an era in which we have the Geneva convention because, apparently, human morality is higher than god’s morality.

  291. LRA, I couldn’t respond to your follow up, so I am responding to my own.

    Are we debating the existence of God or His reasoning? I can’t begin to place myself in the seat of explaining God’s actions. It is beyond both of our comprehension so I make no effort to evaluate His motivations or design.

    I can say if I were the supreme ruler of the universe everything would be within my control. We have a distinctly western value system here in the US. We hold life to be the most cherished of gifts. God knows what is beyond the grave. He knows the plan for each of us. So while you and I may think of death as the ultimate penalty, many of the ancient cultures merely considered it a re-birth…a renewal. Just as our first birth does not come without pain, I imagine our second is no different. The Geneva Convention, is only a set of rules made by a few men. They may or may not be adhered to in a time of war. In the end, it doesn’t matter. One thing is certain, we will all die. I believe we will transition into another life. So death is not the end but a new beginning.

    Peace

  292. He doesn’t have to live down here. We do. So, shortly, why should we care what or how he values? Moral incomprehensibility might as well be moral vacuity if the results to us are the same.

  293. Wars here. Wars there. Wars, wars, everywhere in the Bible, all commanded by a benevolent god. HMMM. Let me think.

    Then we have women being raped. What about those prophets that entered a town to find one good man. They were taken into the man’s home. When the townspeople came by and demanded that the men be given over to them, the owner of the home offered his daughters instead. Nice Christian. That is called abuse of women in my book.

    A similar scene is repeated later in the Bible with the man offering his wife. If nothing else, the Bible perpetuates abuse of women.

    The Bible is a book of contradictions to numerous to list here. If you really want a list, go to this site: http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/donald_morgan/inconsistencies.html

  294. Quite frankly, I don’t think it is worth trying to “look at the writer and his background,” etc., because these people, by today’s standards, were utterly benighted. They knew nothing about geology, astronomy, and biology, all of which have made their belief systems look utterly ridiculous.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  295. By the way, outside of physics, chemistry, or biology, “natural law” is a vacuous reification, like phlogiston or the luminiferous ether.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  296. “To be human is to be selfish”.

    To be a concern troll is to be concerned.

    QED.

  297. The “existence of God “….you mean ‘exist ” as in the existence of the author of this blog , 500 years ago or 500 years in the future ? Existence of a hypothetical Creator of reality is a flawed premise.

  298. If anything, he strengthened the future faith of the theist by pointing out the present weaknesses of his arguments.

    What’s wrong with that? I feel the world is enriched when people know better reasons for believing what they believe. Strengthening a person’s faith in this way strengthens particularly the *intellectual rigor* of that faith, makes a more conversible quantity, more sensible to others.

    There is very little on this Earth more annoying than not being able to talk with someone because they have not slightest notion of what they are talking about and yet believe it very strongly all the same. The world could do with a bit less of this sort of belief, and a bit more of the sort informed by contemplation, conversation, and challenge.

  299. jt,

    You just do not make any sense at all. Surely you realize that a degree does not an educated man make. And Einstein did NOT believe in intelligent design. That is a scholastic myth. Also, Einstein was not necessarily an educated man. Smart yes, Education? Very limited.
    MD’s and PHD’s would not necessarily be versed enough to comment authoritatively or even discuss a superior intelligence with the same degree of understanding as even you or me.
    Charles Manson could have started a religion 2,000 years ago! 60 different authors over a 1000 year period is one of the main problems with taking the Bible or any so-called sacred scripture seriously. They would also pick and choose. Some writings were put in. Some were left out! If Moby Dick had been written over 2000 years ago and been added to by over 60 different authors for the next 1000 years we might have Sunday aquariums for places of worship all over the world by now. Especially if, for hundreds of years, illiterate religious leaders had non aquatic believers killed. Sure Christianity had a beginning. A long, long time ago. As I said before, you could not possibly get away with trying to start a Christian religion today. It would be laughed off of CNN.
    The only reason that religion is perpetuated today is because our children are brainwashed unmercifully in religious cultures. Walk into any first grade schoolroom in America and ask the class how many know where we came from. All hands would go up and when questioned all would reply that God made us! You have to get them early. Very, very few intelligent thinking adults would arrive at that conclusion on their own.
    The Nicene Creed is simply comical! There is absolutely NO reason to believe in a supreme BEING of any ilk. I could write a Creed and, if I killed, burned or ostracized enough non believers for thousands of years I dare say it would survive.
    As for your comments on the intelligence of the Arabs in the 1st century and the library at Alexandria. I don’t doubt for a minute that the Arabs were intelligent. Just that they were incredibly illiterate by todays standards. And, it probably was a great library. Perhaps one of a very few. FOR ITS DAY! Surely you are not suggesting that any first rate high school library of today would not put it to shame!
    As for the flood. Yes, everybody has had one. The one we recently had in North Dakota was of biblical proportions, no doubt. However, that story, if it had any semblence of truth, simply makes that particular god one of the worlds most notorious mass murderers who would surely be prosecuted in the modern world for unspeakable crimes against humanity. Let’s face it. The western god is one horrible, vindictave entity.
    And if there was a god why would he want us to worship him? If you were god would you want your creation to worship you? He just wouldn’t fly in todays world without brainwashed little children. And, like I said before, religion is something one inherits from ones family, culture or society. Almost without exception around the world.
    Finally, who would have created THIS creature? All religious writings have trouble with this one! Those illiterate Arabs did have sense enough not to get too hung up on this major flaw in their non-logic. He, or it, just always was. Oh, now I understand…………….

    I have been pausing for many moments almost all of my life. I was raised in a christian pentecostal atmosphere. Luckily I discovered comic books and learned to read and understand what I read very well at a very early age. I now hold several degrees and have spent a lifetime reading, writing, studying and reflecting. What have I learned? That the concept of supreme beings and religion is silly beyond belief (pun intended). There is absolutely NO proof or reason to believe in a supreme being or deity. If there was and he wanted believers, all he would have to do is scrawl a big message across the moon saying something similar to: THIS IS GOD. Even I would have to take notice of that. Why not make it simple? (The Arabs came up with a good one to counteract that too with “The lord works in mysterious ways.”) A classic.
    What do I believe? Based on accumulated knowledge I feel that we are accidents of chemistry and that this unbelieveably large universe is literally teeming with billions of intelligent civilizations the likes of which it is difficult to even imagine. We might not even be the most intelligent life form on this planet. We might even be somewhere on one of the middle rungs of the intelligence ladder here with no way to communicate. Even small creatures that can only be seen through a microscope can kill us. Call that dominion!?
    I now have more living behind than in front of me. I love life and I am in awe of this incredibly large universe. I suppose my biggest disappointment with this life is the fact that ignorance is rampant in the world and that there are still humans that believe in gods, goblins, ghost and devils. If there was any reason or proof for these beliefs it would be different. But unfortunately, like I said, we brainwash our young very early.
    Anyway, it’s been interesting and fun commenting with you. Perhaps our life forces will meet in another galaxy far, far away several million years from now. How will you recognize me? I’ll be the burnt and singed guy walking down the street with a sign saying, “REPENT”.

  300. @jtcrawford: Einstein … believed in intelligent design – that is a lie check out Einsteins thoughts.

    Only 7% of science academics have belief in a personal god (1998 source) – that is only 7% in the entire world – get the picture? And less than 8% have a belief in human immortality.

    Thanks for repeating the Nicene Creed – hadn’t read that in ages. Sounds like something people belonging to a cult would chant, doesn’t it? Oh wait …

  301. Einstein actually was an Atheist. As was Abraham Lincoln, probably Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, and many other of the great historians. You need to study up a bit more and actually read their writings. When you do, you will realize that they had to write in subtleties, making it appear that they believed in a god but they actually didn’t . Remember that at the time of their writings, Atheists were condemned, often censored, removed from their high positions, and sometimes killed. Galileo did not believe in a god and look what happened to him.

  302. jt, your post would be what we would call “projection.” Oh, and fractally wrong.

  303. I must agree with hkyson on that point. Christians are really good at serving it up to others, but they tend to scream the loudest when someone dares diss them back. Rarely do I see them practice the teachings of Jesus about turning the other cheek, not passing judgement on others and so forth. Countless millions have been slaughtered in the name of Christ over the millennia.

    Even today Christians love to preach hatred in the name of love, and many retain a rather fierce mindset of militancy when it comes to imposing their own set of values upon the rest of humanity. Their charity is almost always conditional. Here in town at the homeless rescue mission, someone cold and starving must first sit through a church service and listen to a sermon before getting a hot meal and a bed for the night — a prime example of good ol’ Baptist charity at work there!

    Even QuakerDave had to get in his little dig here a little further down in the thread about atheists being childish. It is my understanding that Quakers are pacifists and are taught to “be still and know that I am God” — QuakerDave is a proud liberal agitator who vociferously proclaims to work toward peace, freedom and equality for all. I guess he offers his activism for universal peace and tolerance to everyone around the world except to atheists with a sense of humor. Maybe QuakerDave needs to grow up just a little bit more himself.

    …and these are just the ruminations of a wild hungry tabbiecat in the middle of the night. I think I’ll run off and eat some oatmeal now.

  304. Stan, heading out to Church this morning. I don’t think we will agree on this one anytime soon. Maybe you are right…after death I think we will agree. Education and intelligence do seem to run together. I am not saying lack of an education means low or no intelligence but I will say education shows ones ability to understand and process material.

    Personally speaking, understanding something fully has never been a prerequisite for it being real. When I was in high school I had the toughest time with calculus. Proofs, models and the sort seemed like voodoo to me. Yet they tell me it’s all true.

    Einstein did believe in intelligent design. He wrote several notes regarding this belief. His most recent biography mentions the fact a dozen or so times.

    Sure Stan, you could create a creed. But would you be willing to follow those beliefs unto death? Mark was martyred in Alexandria under the reign of Nero. His body was dragged behind an ox cart through the narrow stone covered streets. Could you, in your absense, convince thousands and even millions to follow your ideas? More importantly, could you do it without force? Without a position of power? Jesus was no earthly king. How could he have instituted such changes on a backward world? There was no CNN or Blogsites to spread the news. Wouldn’t his actions had to have been very note worthy to even get traction?

    I believe we hold our faith at a distance and observe it and test it. Isaiah 1:18 says ” Come let us reason together.” That’s still valid today. We (Christians) would gain nothing by believing in a false truth or false god. Yet that is not the case. There is too much belief that Christians are “head down into the Bible and all else get out of the way.” It’s simply not true. If you want to delve deeper into the subject I am happy to take some time. But we might choose a single bit at a time. I believe firmly, that there is a God. His story is told through the words of the Bible. I also believe others wrote about him.

    With less of your life ahead than behind…it seems one last look wouldn’t hurt eh?

    Dorkman,

    Your source smells of bias. I do not know the publication but anything that uses the “Daily Mail” as a reference can’t be a true scholarly journal can it? The random sampling, regression analysis, reporting errors would all be in question to me. I know scientist at Jefferson National Labs, NASA, and Universities who proclaim Jesus their personal Lord and Savior. In fact, I don’t know of many who reject Christianity…I am certain there are adequate numbers.

    One failing of our faith probably comes from the “Great Awakening.” Preachers with little knowledge began to spread the Gospel. The farther you reach back, the more interesting the story becomes. The information is there. Are there parts without complete information sure…but isn’t Lucy a bit of a stretch and doesn’t the big bang have a few holes of its own? Just because we can’t explain something doesn’t make it true.

  305. Stan,

    You and I are in the same ‘pew’. It is a fact that most educated people do not believe in god. They find that it is an irrational belief, having no proof whatsoever. Most people who still hold on to the idea of there being a god often do so for socialization purposes, because they are afraid that they will be ridiculed, or because they like the traditions. I know one ‘Atheist’, not a pure Atheist as there are gradations within the realm of Atheism (Dawkins, The God Delusion), who still goes to church and celebrates the holidays just because he likes the rituals. He does not believe in god or Jesus or anything proposed by the religion. Just likes doing the holidays and singing the songs. Plus, it leads his family to believe that he is still a Christian. Some Atheists just can’t come out of the closet. Closet Atheists are all over this world because they don’t want to put up with Christians harping on them all the time, trying to convert them or telling them they will burn in hell.

    In the end, it is the uneducated that tend to follow religions. An educated person or well read person will understand the science behind all that happens in the universe and realize that there is no god.

  306. Uh, Stan, I don’t believe that a world-class physicist such as Newton or Einstein can be fairly considered to be uneducated.

    Einstein’s views on religion are actually quite subtle, as a person can see on http://physicsworld.com/cws/article/print/23008.

    Here are some remarks I copied from this site:

    “Pantheism and the personal God

    “Einstein’s conviction that nature is rational is closely linked to his conception of God: he could not believe that God played dice with the universe, because that would be irrational. He accepted what he believed to be the corollary, namely that human beings have no free will. Einstein’s other favourite saying – that the Lord is subtle but not malicious – is related to the same conviction of rationality. “Nature”, he concluded, “hides her secret because of her essential loftiness, but not by means of ruse.”

    “For those who regard all forms of religious belief as superstition, it would be attractive to conclude that Einstein simply meant “nature” whenever he used the word “God”. Indeed, identifying God with nature is known as pantheism, a belief that is generally attributed to the unorthodox Jewish philosopher Baruch Spinoza (1632-1677). We know that Einstein admired Spinoza greatly and, although he did not share all of his religious views, it would seem plausible to label Einstein a pantheist.

    “However, in 1929 – during a rare interview with a journalist – Einstein was directly asked if he believed in the God of Spinoza. “I can’t answer with a simple yes or no,” he replied. “I am not an atheist [and] I do not know if I can define myself as a pantheist.” Indeed, pantheists view God and the universe as co-eternal and believe that there was no act of creation, whereas Einstein does seem to have regarded the universe as a creation.

    “But why did Einstein not believe in a personal God? To answer that question, we have to understand what he meant by the term. I would define a personal God as a God with whom human beings can have a relationship, analogous to those they have with one another. Although this idea might seem to indicate that God has a human form, I think it is perfectly possible to believe in a personal God who is not anthropomorphic. I suspect – but cannot clearly demonstrate – that Einstein sometimes confused the two ideas.

    “For example, while Einstein certainly did not like anthropomorphism, he still used personal terms, such as subtlety and malice, when speaking about God. Indeed, in his 1929 interview, the best simile he could think of for God was as the author of a whole library of books! Einstein would probably have defended himself by pointing to the limitations of human language, which make it almost impossible to avoid personal terminology completely.

    “But it is surprising that Einstein used such personal terms when talking about God, given that he saw his lifelong devotion to science as an attempt to transcend the “merely personal” in his own life; this suggests that he thought a personal God would be a limited God. Whatever he meant by “personal God”, Einstein remained consistent in his opposition to the idea until the very end of his life.
    Cosmic religion

    “Although Einstein was not always consistent in what he said about God, there is a consistent theme running through his thoughts on religion – a theme that he called “cosmic religion”. He used this term to reflect the awe he felt when confronted with the universe and our ability to begin, at least, to comprehend it. Writing in 1930, he saw hints of this cosmic religion in the Psalms and the Hebrew prophets, and more clearly in Buddhism. This cosmic religion, he wrote, “knows no dogma and no God conceived in man’s image; so that there can be no church whose central teachings are based on it”.

    “Einstein’s dislike of organized religion is clear. Many people today, according to opinion polls, have similar ideas. They profess to believe in the spiritual – or even in God – yet rarely or never enter a church, mosque or synagogue. However, Einstein should not be regarded as their precursor. Their “new-age spirituality” is often anti-scientific, whereas Einstein’s cosmic religion was based firmly on a profound understanding of the physical universe, and of its underlying mathematical structure.

    “Einstein also often referred to his feelings of mystery and awe. The mystery, it seems to me, had three elements. Why is there anything at all? Why is the universe rational and ordered? And how can we, with our limited human minds, understand and appreciate at least something of that ordered rationality? I believe he used the word “God” as a shorthand for all this because he could think of none better.

    “Einstein’s condemnation of anthropomorphic images of God is at one with the most profound insights of all religions. He knew very well that the second commandment (which Jews and Muslims have kept more strictly than Christians) says we should not make any graven image and bow down and worship it. On that theme, Einstein agrees with the Hebrew prophets, whom he saw as forerunners of his cosmic religion.

    “Whether or not he meant more than their denunciations of idols when he denied belief in a personal God, I do not know. However, Einstein’s cosmic religion differs both from orthodox monotheism and from scientific materialism because of his conviction that science and religion must work together to explore the mysteries that fascinated him. That, surely, is the meaning of another of his famous sayings: “Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.”
    Box: Einstein on God and religion

    ” * [Quantum] theory yields much, but it hardly brings us close to the Old One’s secrets. I, in any case, am convinced He does not play dice. (1926, in a letter to Max Born)

    ” * I cannot conceive of a God who rewards and punishes his creatures, or has a will of the kind we experience in ourselves. Neither can I nor would I want to conceive of an individual who survives his physical death…. (1930, from an essay)

    ” * We see a universe marvellously arranged and obeying certain laws, but only dimly understand those laws. Our limited minds cannot grasp the mysterious force that moves the constellations. (1929, part of his reply to the question: “Do you believe in the God of Spinoza?”)

    ” * What I am really interested in is whether God could have created the world in a different way; in other words, whether the requirement of logical simplicity admits a margin of freedom. (Mid-1940s, remark reported by Ernst Gabor Straus, then Einstein’s assistant)

    ” * Then I would feel sorry for the good Lord. The theory is correct anyway. (1919, reply to his assistant, Ilse Rosenthal-Schneider, who asked what he would have done had Eddington’s eclipse measurements not supported general relativity)

    ” * Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. (1941, from an essay)

    Prosint omnibus nobis!

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  307. Childish…

  308. jt,
    No one person convinced thousands or millions to follow his ideas. These creation myths were created by illiterate arabs. What illiterate wouldn’t buy a ticket on that bus. Eternal life. You get to see your dead relatives and friends again? Perfect opportunity for dumb and dumber.
    Yes, christians do have something to gain by believing in a false truth or false god. Eternal life. A chance to see grandma and grandpa again. And those silly ideas spread. It was easy back then. Try to initiate those same ideas on a college campus today. Not possible. Now if you went to some backwoods areas you might have a very slim chance of perpetuating those stories. Especially if you started killing non believers and your killings were sanctioned by the state which was, of course, controlled by the church.
    Mark (or whatever his name was. All of the names in the bible were anglicized once the masses learned to read) was not martyred. If such a person even existed he was killed out of ignorance (mainly his) rampant in his time.
    The problem with religion is the source. Scraps of writings cobbled together over a 1000 year period written by over 600 illiterate arabs. Many thousands more scraps were left out than were put in to help perpetuate the cute story.
    Then the English came along and changed all the names in the bible to make it sound more believable (whoever heard of an arab named matthew, mark, luke or john.) Then they started burning and killing non believers. Pretty good way to get masses of followers in the Dark Ages. They sure don’t call them Dark for nothing.
    Christianity is an eastern, arabic religion started and perpetuated by illiterate arabs. It is still taken to much greater extremes where it started and where it should have been kept. Jesus christ! (pun intended) poor Illiterate women kept in burkas, beard patrols and the teaching of religion in every aspect of society and schools. (You have got to get them early or these ridiculous beliefs will die) And, of course, still killing non believers.
    It simply amazes me that after millions of years of life forms on this planet that there are humans with brains that still believe in a magic man in the sky that just always was who created everything and wants his creation to worship him! (and he might drown you if you don’t) If the masses on earth could just remotely comprehend the vastness of space and time they would realize that these cute little stories about gods and godesses were just way too small for what we actually have here.
    Well, its been fun but I’ve got to go now. The easter bunny came last night and left me a basket around here somewhere I’m sure. He always hides it. That little devil.

  309. @jtcrawford: Your source smells of bias – so prove me wrong with a “more reliable” source. There have been many studies done along these lines and the fact is that over 90% of the scientific acedemic community do not believe in a personal god.
    You are just trying to fudge the figures by going on about statistical methods and personal friends with PhD’s who believe in Jesus.
    My personal experience in scientific academia is pretty much consistent with the studies.

    I notice you quitely sudestepped my other two points:

    Your lie about Einstein’s religious convictions.

    The Nicene Creed being blindly repeated over over by a bunch of sheep is classic cultism.

  310. @jtcrawford: I am certain there are adequate numbers – oh boy. I missed that one.
    Why should I be surprised? Once again believing what you want to believe despite the facts in front of you.

  311. Again: get over it.

  312. Why do the overly non-religious get hooked on debates ?

    I disagree on whether the argument can be won . I’ve seen many , that have seen the soundness of reason and others convinced by obvious conviction to seek God .

  313. Oh yes it could happen even in these modern times.

    Look at the supposed to be Annanuky and the planet Nibiru/X that will distroy us all in 2012.

    People want to believe in these crazy things, and it gets worsened by this crisis period where one powerfull guy could come to power and start creating a second Third Reigh just like Hitler did.

    Or some other fanatic religious nut coming onto power and start nuking the rest of the unfidels.

    I am still amazed about the stupidity of modern people.

  314. These are excellent points!

    One thing I often bring up is that we as a species have lived on this planet for at least 100,000 years and that the Bible was written about 2,000 years ago by a tribe of ignorant sheepherders who knew nothing about geology, astronomy, or biology.

    I then ask how on earth we were able to survive all these tens of thousands of years without the services of people like Moses and Christ.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  315. What I generally say parallels what you say, Stan. I often start out something like this:

    The bible was written by a group of ignorant sheepherders (that is why Christianity has expressions such as “lamb of God”) who knew nothing about geology, astronomy, and biology.

    They had no way of knowing that we as a species have been on this planet for 100,000, perhaps even 200,000 years and evolved from earlier hominids.

    They thought they were at the center of the universe and that their god made the sun, the moon, and the stars especially for them so that they could abjectly glorify him and be punished by him through floods and earthquakes because of their past sins. (They knew very little about hydrology and nothing at all about plate tectonics.)

    They were a benighted, ethnocentric, group of people who constantly fought against other similar tribes either for religious reasons or to control more territory so they could herd more sheep.

    For random historical reasons, they were lucky enough to survive as an ethnic and religious group today while producing two offspring from their religion, Christianity and Islam. All three religions often fought one another in the past in Europe, and the Jews and the Muslims are still fighting each other today. They are both utterly benighted groups that richly deserve each other as enemies.

    (Feel free to plagiarize from me at will!)

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  316. From their perspective, it’s hard to imagine that a person would either lack or cease a belief in Jesus if they weren’t motivated by:

    1. Anger at circumstances

    or

    2. Lack of knowledge of Jesus

    …because Jesus’ divinity is self-evidently true to them and thus must be the focus of all attitudes about Christianity.

  317. Once upon a time, someone told a person in a church who has attend Benny Hinn’s crusade that the miracles were not what they seemed to be and … Should I justified that as holy anger?

    Maybe not, anger is anger.

  318. Never mind that the truth of Allah is clear to Muslims and the truth of the Buddha is clear to Buddhists. Yes, we angry non-religious people just can’t see the clear truth of the messiah just as Christians don’t see the clear truths of other religions.

    Things that make you go…. hmmmmmm…..

  319. Question-I-thority

    Yeah, it isn’t in the play book so if someone walks away unconvinced it must be because s/he was angry at something someone did or said, etc. One of the problems with the net is that since we can’t see visual or hear vocal cues, we tend to fill in the missing content with our own pre-judgments. Further I think that cognitive dissonance makes it hard to look closely or mull over specific arguments.

  320. Deputizing a crass stereotype of an entire culture into your argument? That’s…dishonorable.

  321. Yeah- considering the Buddhist, Confucianist, and Shinto influences on Japanese society that Christians condemn.

  322. DorkMan,

    I could not have said it better.

  323. What I find really interesting is that this blog is obviously by an Atheist. If I go to the blog of a Christian (which I would never do) and post to convert them or convince them they are wrong (also, which I would never do), I would expect them to become upset and lash out at me. In the same manner, if a Christian comes to the blog of an Atheist, should not they expect the same?

    I find it amusing that Christians can’t keep their fingers off the keyboard when they read an Atheist’s blog. Their is nothing wrong with reading and not posting to convert, you know. The same with Atheists on Christian blogs. There is nothing wrong with reading and just laughing your head off, knowing that they believe in the irrational and you believe in the rational.

  324. ” He died for us. hmmm, now that’s love!!”

    No, that’s suicidal stupidity. I didn’t ask him to “die” for me, for there’s no logical reason for some first century religious rebel to have undertaken such an action. And if the “god” on whose behalf he was acting required this sacrifice, then I say that “god” is not worthy of following, for it is utterly sadistic and abusive.

    “So give the candy jokes a rest, come down off your chocolate high and use your heart to figure out the real truth about why Easter, why Passover and why we still have freedom to write this ridiculous stuff in this country, it’s because He gave us freedom, freedom from sin, freedom from oppressive government, freedom to live.”

    Alternatively, you could go visit other blogs that would support you in your infantile delusions instead of coming here and spouting the same tired script that seems to be programmed into you. Or, you could grow a sense of humor.

  325. Jesus gave Americans freedom of speech and freedom from oppressive government? I didn’t know that.

  326. Look, Christ did none of the things you are convinced he did. He was merely what the traditional Jews of his time would consider a false prophet. He was apparently an effective enough competitor against them that they felt threatened by him and had him killed.

    (In Latin America, the Catholic Church feels a similar threat today from certain protestant sects that are successfully attracting growing numbers of followers. Perhaps unfortunately–from their point of view–they are no longer able to revive the Inquisition. Pope RATzinger, by the way, was the head of the Catholic organization that grew out of the Inquisition before he became pope.)

    Everything you said about Christ’s accomplishments is nothing more than mythological bullshit.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  327. Look, dougwadedesign, Jesus conquered neither death nor hell. I can assure you that he is now as dead as a doornail and will never come back. As for hell, it is nothing but a perverse invention of an utterly mad mythological system.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  328. Worse– this guy instructs us to use our “heart” to figure out “real truth”.

    Ok- so using my “emotions” (assuming he didn’t literally mean the beating muscle in my chest) to figure out truth?? Does that sound wise to anyone? Using the emotions instead of reason? Really?

    Don’t get me wrong, emotions have a place in informing reason, but ignoring reason in place of the “heart” is just…

    unreasonable faith! (Gee, where have I heard that before?)

  329. My heart sincerely goes out to the anti theist who struggles with the concept or meaning of the word “simile” . They dont understand implied conscience , or personality , yet frequently use the words “sunset and sunrise ” . Havent they figured out that the earth revolves yet ?

  330. the heart follows the head, see my latest post to the originator, take the Naysayer Challenge!!

  331. You guys are still at it…like little chocolate energizer bunnies. Church was great this morning.

    Nice debate. Thanks for laying off the personal attacks and looking at the issue. In the end, your still wrong and the Christians are right.

    There are a lot of folks bashing the scriptures, their authors and validity. Yet without question, the Bible is the most authenticated book in history. Also don’t forget that until Constantine there was persecution of Christians.

    Why is it easier to hypothesize about black holes, quantum physics and high minded science than to believe in a supreme creator?

    Busy night…good night everyone.

  332. Who’s the fool? The fool who writes the blog or the fool who gets all het up and thinks that his/her .02 cents will change his mind…not to mention following a zombie death cult that cribs from half a dozen other religions?

  333. “Christianity tried you and you didn’t work”

    So…does that mean Daniel is broken?

    Which means goD made him wrong right?

  334. Question-I-thority

    The Jesus in the Gospels explicitly stated, “Call no man a fool”.

  335. You can’t mock something that doesn’t exist.

    Grow a thicker skin and realize that just because it is religion, it is not off limits to criticism. It is because religion has been given this shield to protect it from criticism that it has become the influence and power in politics that it has today. It is time for it to be criticized and that the weaknesses and fallacies inherent in religion be exposed so that people can find the truth, that it is just a fable, a myth developed from other stupid myths.

  336. Olaf,

    Your short but precise comment is so important that if you choose to run for any political office I will gladly support you. I think there is a website on this idiocy you speak of called :godhatesamputees.com or whygodhatesamputees.com

    youll love it!!! Give me your feedback. -)

    M

  337. SORRY, THE LINK TO SUPPORT WHAT YOU SAY IS:

    http://www.whywontgodhealamputees.com/

  338. Nope, you are the one who missed the point — completely! …but enjoy your Easter. :D

  339. AMEN (I mean I agree)!!

  340. Uh, look. Christ didn’t rise again from the dead.

    By the way, did you know that there were other religions before Christianity centered around myths of prophets born of virgins who were killed and rose again from the dead?

    This myth is by no means limited to Christianity.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  341. Thanks for your kind words of understanding.

    I myself have had to sit through sermons at churches and Salvation Army posts before being fed.

    Forcing people to listen to this bullshit before feeding them utterly destroys the humanity of this charitable gesture.

    I would not mind, however, if they simply said something like the following: “We would like to remind you that this is a religious institution. For those of you in need of our spiritual counseling, we have people on the site who are available to help you after you eat.”

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  342. Well, you don’t have the right to not be offended. In other words, put your big boy pants on and go somewhere else on the web…it’s a big Internet, you know.

  343. thought the title of this short expose is offensive – tell someone who cares …

  344. If you who believe in the invisible sky friend would say something that remotely made sense and didn’t sound like it came straight from a Sunday school primer, I’d probably be a bit kinder. I see no reason to treat illogical inanities with anything but contempt.

  345. So Hitler cynically used religious teachings to manipulate the masses. Many religious leaders (one example that immediately comes to mind is Catholic clergymen who have conned people into giving them money and land in exchange for praying for them to keep them from going to hell) do the same.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  346. Oh hi, almost didn’t see you down there.

  347. Stick around. You’ll be able to post closer to the top of other threads. And some of us do scroll all the way down. :)

  348. to further explain my post, the freedom that is given (through Christ) transcends anything that man can do to us….

  349. Yes that’s true, men who believed in One God, the God of the Bible, the founding fathers that drafted the Constitution were deists, inspired by God’s holy word

  350. I truly feel sorry for the theist who thinks the simile referring to the heart refers to anything other than the emotions. They have really missed out on the head versus heart trope that litters all of Western literature!

  351. I recommend better sources. Talk to a university professor (or a bunch of them) who has read the bible as literature and understands its context in history.

    Lee Stroebel– a scholar he ain’t!!!

    From Yale University Press:

    http://yalepress.yale.edu/yupbooks/SearchResultsTMM.asp?selType=Keyword&txtCriteria=Jesus&q=&Subject=0

  352. Perhaps you should consider the possibility that many of us actually DID seriously look into Christianity and discarded it BECAUSE we did this, rather than because we missed some crucial piece of information.

  353. Sorry, been there, done that, still an Atheist.

    The problem is that an Atheist bases their believe upon what is rational. They believe in what can be proven. To believe in God and Jesus requires faith. By definition, faith is the belief in something that has not been proven to exist. Thus, an Atheist is never, ever going to believe in God or Jesus because they have not been proven to exist.

    It is as simple as that.

  354. So called brother Ben-Henum is a false profit, not a representative of Bible believing Christ followers

  355. that works too, but a university professor who is convinced for Christ, not JUST a scholar….

  356. Uh, I believe it is silly to say “Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.”

    These two sentences are rhetorically elegant, but they are like other silly and contradictory proverbs, such as “Out of sight, out of mind” or “Absence makes the heart grow fonder.”

    I don’t think it is lame at all to contemplate the universe as it is in strictly physical terms. Recently I contributed a brief article to my blog, “Interlingua multilingue,” about a recently discovered galaxy with two black holes at its center that are orbiting each other with less than a light year of distance between them.

    Eventually it seems these two black holes will collide, no doubt wreaking havoc on the stars surrounding them. Contemplating things like this makes makes the contemplation of religious myths seem utterly anemic and trivial.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  357. hkyson,
    A world class physicist does NOT an educated man make! Witness MA’s and PHD’s in the field of theology. Einstein was NOT an educated man in the truest sense of the word. His knowledge and/or UNDERSTANDING of physics was great. But I doubt he knew who Hannibal was and probably could not recite ANY poetry from memory.
    He would have been a horribly boring dinner companion unless one steered the conversation toward physics or patents.

  358. Uh, Stan, you make an excellent point about people with advanced degrees in theology!

    I don’t know whether Einstein could have recited poetry or not, though I think it is probable that he could.

    I also think it is extremely likely that he knew who Hannibal, Julius Caesar, and Caesar Augustus were, though there may be no way of finding this out for sure.

    He did play the violin reasonably well and often entertained the children in his neighborhood with his playing (I don’t know whether he every played with other musicians).

    If I may express myself in vernacular terms, he was obviously a very nice, modest guy. He made many attempts to explain his theories in terms that non-physicists could understand.

    I think he must have had a very secure grasp of the historical events of the time he lived in. He was once offered the job of being president of Israel, but he wisely refused.

    I am sure that because of his fame as a physicist most people would find his dinner table conversation utterly fascinating no matter what he talked about.

    By the way, though I haven’t yet said this explicitly, I greatly enjoy reading your posts and strongly agree with you more than ninety percent of the time.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  359. This is the beauty, Jesus was God and Man both. It’s a mystery, don’t try to figure it out logically, God doesn’t do things in the logical, His ways are motivated by His love for us, His ways are not our ways, His thoughts, not our thoughts…Take the Naysayer Challenge. see below.

  360. Powpowgo, you are being utterly incoherent when you say, “But Jesus died and went to hell and the Spirit of God came to rescue him the so called resurrection. Jesus God needed another GOD to save him? What type of God is this? Your salvation is questionable and that’s why Christians are suffering miserable life you sideline God and worship man who is dead man can’t bless or save you.”

    This nonsense of your perhaps will not land you in a mental hospital because it is such a generally well-known part of mainline Christian mythology. But other very similar ravings could quite easily learn you a prolonged stay on a funny farm–especially if you said something like this:

    “But Hypipsoline died and was cast into the lake of fire, and the spirit of Zenopholine came to rescue him and renewed his vital life forces from the original vomit of the snake that created the universe. Zenopholine and his life force needed a more powerful life force to save him, but it was frozen out by his stubbornness, and that is why his followers are suffering such miserable lives. They refuse to ingest the original vomit of the snake that created the universe. They are all lost souls on the borders between the lake of fire and the lake of ice, as one side of them burns and the other side freezes.”

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  361. Yes, ardubaie, I think it is possible that Einstein deliberately fudged his religious belief or non-belief to remain socially acceptable.

    I think it is probable that René Descartes did the same when he professed a belief in God. When Descartes was alive, professing a non-belief in God could easily lead to a slow, excruciating execution by the Catholic Church. This gave him a very powerful incentive to lie.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  362. I like what you are saying, I just don’t agree, Christian sites are boring, I like a healthy debate, can’t get a good healthy debate on religious blogs…thanks for the conversation

  363. Excuse me? Disobeyed??? No, I don’t think so.

    Let’s check out Numbers 31:

    “Numbers 31

    31:1 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, (31:1-54)
    “”Have you saved all the women alive?”
    Under God’s direction, Moses’ army defeats the Midianites. They kill all the adult males, but take the women and children captive. When Moses learns that they left some live, he angrily says: “Have you saved all the women alive? Kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.” So they went back and did as Moses (and presumably God) instructed, killing everyone except for the virgins. In this way they got 32,000 virgins — Wow! (Even God gets some of the booty — including the virgins.)
    Massacre of the Midianites

    31:2 Avenge the children of Israel of the Midianites: afterward shalt thou be gathered unto thy people.
    31:3 And Moses spake unto the people, saying, Arm some of yourselves unto the war, and let them go against the Midianites, and avenge the LORD of Midian.
    31:4 Of every tribe a thousand, throughout all the tribes of Israel, shall ye send to the war.
    31:5 So there were delivered out of the thousands of Israel, a thousand of every tribe, twelve thousand armed for war.
    31:6 And Moses sent them to the war, a thousand of every tribe, them and Phinehas the son of Eleazar the priest, to the war, with the holy instruments, and the trumpets to blow in his hand.
    31:7 And they warred against the Midianites, as the LORD commanded Moses; and they slew all the males.
    “As the Lord commanded Moses, they slew all the males.”
    Did the Israelites kill every male in Midian?
    31:8 And they slew the kings of Midian, beside the rest of them that were slain; namely, Evi, and Rekem, and Zur, and Hur, and Reba, five kings of Midian: Balaam also the son of Beor they slew with the sword.
    31:9 And the children of Israel took all the women of Midian captives, and their little ones, and took the spoil of all their cattle, and all their flocks, and all their goods. They took the women and children captives, and burnt all their cities.
    31:10 And they burnt all their cities wherein they dwelt, and all their goodly castles, with fire.
    31:11 And they took all the spoil, and all the prey, both of men and of beasts.
    31:12 And they brought the captives, and the prey, and the spoil, unto Moses, and Eleazar the priest, and unto the congregation of the children of Israel, unto the camp at the plains of Moab, which are by Jordan near Jericho.
    31:13 And Moses, and Eleazar the priest, and all the princes of the congregation, went forth to meet them without the camp.
    31:14 And Moses was wroth with the officers of the host, with the captains over thousands, and captains over hundreds, which came from the battle. (31:14-18)
    “Have ye saved all the women alive?”
    Moses was angry with the officers saying: “Have ye saved all the women alive?
    Was Moses meek?
    What the Bible says rape and abortion
    31:15 And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive?
    31:16 Behold, these caused the children of Israel, through the counsel of Balaam, to commit trespass against the LORD in the matter of Peor, and there was a plague among the congregation of the LORD.
    31:17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.
    Moses tells the Israelites to kill every male and all the non-virgin females, but to keep the virgins for themselves.
    Is it wrong to commit adultery?
    31:18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
    31:19 And do ye abide without the camp seven days: whosoever hath killed any person, and whosoever hath touched any slain, purify both yourselves and your captives on the third day, and on the seventh day.
    31:20 And purify all your raiment, and all that is made of skins, and all work of goats’ hair, and all things made of wood.
    31:21 And Eleazar the priest said unto the men of war which went to the battle, This is the ordinance of the law which the LORD commanded Moses;
    31:22 Only the gold, and the silver, the brass, the iron, the tin, and the lead,
    31:23 Every thing that may abide the fire, ye shall make it go through the fire, and it shall be clean: nevertheless it shall be purified with the water of separation: and all that abideth not the fire ye shall make go through the water.
    31:24 And ye shall wash your clothes on the seventh day, and ye shall be clean, and afterward ye shall come into the camp.
    31:25 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, God tells Moses to make an offering of “man and beast” as a “heave offering of the Lord.”
    Does God approve of human sacrifice?
    31:26 Take the sum of the prey that was taken, both of man and of beast, thou, and Eleazar the priest, and the chief fathers of the congregation:
    31:27 And divide the prey into two parts; between them that took the war upon them, who went out to battle, and between all the congregation:
    31:28 And levy a tribute unto the Lord of the men of war which went out to battle: one soul of five hundred, both of the persons, and of the beeves, and of the asses, and of the sheep:
    31:29 Take it of their half, and give it unto Eleazar the priest, for an heave offering of the LORD.
    31:30 And of the children of Israel’s half, thou shalt take one portion of fifty, of the persons, of the beeves, of the asses, and of the flocks, of all manner of beasts, and give them unto the Levites, which keep the charge of the tabernacle of the LORD.
    31:31 And Moses and Eleazar the priest did as the LORD commanded Moses.
    31:32 And the booty, being the rest of the prey which the men of war had caught, was six hundred thousand and seventy thousand and five thousand sheep, (31:32-40)
    The booty included 32,000 virgins and 16,000 persons, of which God got 32.
    31:33 And threescore and twelve thousand beeves,
    31:34 And threescore and one thousand asses,
    31:35 And thirty and two thousand persons in all, of women that had not known man by lying with him.
    31:36 And the half, which was the portion of them that went out to war, was in number three hundred thousand and seven and thirty thousand and five hundred sheep:
    31:37 And the LORD’s tribute of the sheep was six hundred and threescore and fifteen.
    31:38 And the beeves were thirty and six thousand; of which the LORD’s tribute was threescore and twelve.
    31:39 And the asses were thirty thousand and five hundred; of which the LORD’s tribute was threescore and one.
    31:40 And the persons were sixteen thousand; of which the LORD’s tribute was thirty and two persons.
    31:41 And Moses gave the tribute, which was the LORD’s heave offering, unto Eleazar the priest, as the LORD commanded Moses.
    31:42 And of the children of Israel’s half, which Moses divided from the men that warred,
    31:43 (Now the half that pertained unto the congregation was three hundred thousand and thirty thousand and seven thousand and five hundred sheep,
    31:44 And thirty and six thousand beeves,
    31:45 And thirty thousand asses and five hundred,
    31:46 And sixteen thousand persons;)
    31:47 Even of the children of Israel’s half, Moses took one portion of fifty, both of man and of beast, and gave them unto the Levites, which kept the charge of the tabernacle of the LORD; as the LORD commanded Moses.
    31:48 And the officers which were over thousands of the host, the captains of thousands, and captains of hundreds, came near unto Moses:
    31:49 And they said unto Moses, Thy servants have taken the sum of the men of war which are under our charge, and there lacketh not one man of us.
    31:50 We have therefore brought an oblation for the LORD, what every man hath gotten, of jewels of gold, chains, and bracelets, rings, earrings, and tablets, to make an atonement for our souls before the LORD.
    31:51 And Moses and Eleazar the priest took the gold of them, even all wrought jewels.
    31:52 And all the gold of the offering that they offered up to the LORD, of the captains of thousands, and of the captains of hundreds, was sixteen thousand seven hundred and fifty shekels.
    31:53 (For the men of war had taken spoil, every man for himself.)
    31:54 And Moses and Eleazar the priest took the gold of the captains of thousands and of hundreds, and brought it into the tabernacle of the congregation, for a memorial for the children of Israel before the LORD.”

  364. @dorkman:

    Oh how quickly we forget 911

  365. I find your 9/11 comment personally offensive. I lived LESS THAN 2 MILES from the World Trade Center when it was destroyed. I lived with the aftermath of the terrorist attacks IN THE CITY IN WHICH IT HAPPENED!!! For months and months and months people grieved and were afraid. I was scared for my life. I KNEW PEOPLE WHO DIED IN THE WORLD TRADE CENTER!!!

    You NEVER NEVER NEVER get to tell me what I remember and what I forget!!!

    Yet, even having experienced this blow personally, I still don’t believe in war at any cost. Period.

  366. And I would like to add–

    No matter what the Islamic fundamentalists have done to us (and to me personally) I would never cut open their pregnant women nor kill their children. You know… because I have standards.

  367. Duh. Killing pregnant women and babies IS murder.

  368. I think you should ask the Palestinians why they throw their children in front of US military soldiers, with guns, to be slaughtered…

    difference here is, the United states military respects life and takes great measures to protect civilians in the case of war, funny thing here is, the US miltary cares more about the children then the actual parents…

    We can drop a bomb with such accuracy that it only destroys the intended target, most military operations will clear a city of innocent civilians before executing it’s operation…I know, my son does this…

  369. @elemenope

    yes, whoops, I am not 100% on scripture as you can see, but the point still remains….read on

  370. Same yesterday, today and forever (in context) refers to his character.

    If you are taking this out of context and applying it to the case of death and war, then you will have to know God’s character to see why war?

    I don’t see atheists up in arms about women being killed by abortion, let alone their dead babies being slaughtered during a late term procedure…why is war any different? It still involves innocent victims…

  371. Dougwaddedesigh, if you believe that abortion is murder, what legal penalty should be paid by women who have had abortions. Should they be stoned to death (a common old-testament punishment for similar kinds of “sin”). Should they serve at least twenty years in jail?

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  372. Not necessarily– I say ask *both* and see which seems more *reasonable*.

    Unlike Faux News, I believe in fair and balanced seeking!

  373. Look, dougwadedesign, your statement that “the Word was God, the Word is Jesus, the Word is His spoken Word. He became the Word in the flesh” is utterly incoherent nonsense. Were this bullshit not part of Christian tradition, a student of freshman composition at any college would be given an F for writing it!

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  374. Yes, dougwadedesign, or whatever the fuck your name is, I was aware that these words came from the Bible. My point is that if they were not so well known to us because of the influence Christianity and the Bible have had on our culture, they would still be dismissed as incoherent nonsense.

    The Bible is a largely disgusting work. It does not deserve by any means the prestige our culture has traditionally attached to it!

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  375. translation in child’s terms (not saying this in a vicious manner)

    the Word was God, the Word is Jesus, the Word is His spoken Word. He became the Word in the flesh. He became the true interpretation of God. I am not having trouble with interpreting this one.

    I think we humans over complicate scripture sometimes. Although…I have studied the Word of God for over 20 years now and still have a lot to learn…

    dougwadedesign is like a scab I can’t stop picking at. Every time I think he’s reached the limit, he goes six feet past it.

    How do you “over complicate” circular inanity such as that statement you made?

    It’s utterly meaningless on its face. Are you any better at math than you are at logic?

    God = Jesus
    Jesus = Word
    Word = God

    Therefore God = God.

    0 = 0. Fine, now can we get on with something more interesting?

  376. The concept of “greater cause” is highly problematic.

    We Americans, for example, see it is a greater cause to impose “democracy” on people such as the Muslims, while they see it as a greater cause to impose sharia on us.

    In the case of the Israelis and the Palestinians, you see two equally benighted people enthralled to their respective religions trying to kill each other off because of religious issues.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  377. @doug – with a fantastic attitude like that conflicts will never be resolved.

    No wonder those of us in the outside world mistrust the motivation of the perceived US crusades.

  378. No- God’s directives are atrocious!!!! They are horrible!!! Civilized countries follow the Geneva Convention!!! Murdering pregnant women and children is NOT ok!!!! Raping women and forcing young virginal girls into forced marriage is NOT ok!!!!

    If you think it is ok, then you are SICK!!!!

  379. Roger, why is it so hard to comprehend that the creator God, who created you, wants you to know him? simple question.

  380. This is not a mystery, this is utterly incoherent religious mythology!

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  381. Can’t suspend my beliefs now, I am willing to die for them. Tried it once, it was a bad dream, not going back there again. God ROCKS!!

  382. Wow–Pascal’s wager. And you thought of it first!

    Wonder why they didn’t name it after you?

    Also: “[A]bsolutely, not for a fairy tale though. I would die for you. if I was asked to do so.”

    Don’t tempt me.

  383. Forgiveness isn’t taught in the Muslim faith, Forgiveness is the foundation of the Christ-follower. Forgiveness is what you need, from your unbelief.
    Forgiveness is what I exercise when I am being lambasted by naysayers…

    MO SAID.

  384. I’ll leave you with this (especially Bill and LRA), don’t have anything but my life and my belief…

    I believe in God, the Father Almighty,
    the Maker of heaven and earth,
    and in Jesus Christ, His only Son, our Lord:

    Who was conceived by the Holy Ghost,
    born of the virgin Mary,
    suffered under Pontius Pilate,
    was crucified, dead, and buried;

    He descended into hell. [See Calvin]

    The third day He arose again from the dead;

    He ascended into heaven,
    and sitteth on the right hand of God the Father Almighty;
    from thence he shall come to judge the quick and the dead.

    I believe in the Holy Ghost;
    the holy catholic church;
    the communion of saints;
    the forgiveness of sins;
    the resurrection of the body;
    and the life everlasting.

    Now I have to Go, House is coming on, elemenope are you with me?

  385. No– the bible is *enormously* complicated! If that weren’t the case, then why would bible scholars bother to learn hermeneutics, exegesis, Greek and Hebrew languages, etc?

    I mean, one could build an entire academic career just on interpretation alone!!!!

    For people to assume otherwise is an anti-intellectual bias.

    Just to prove my point:

    In the beginning was the WORD (LOGOS), and the WORD was with God and the WORD was God.

    Do you have any idea of the history of the concept of LOGOS? It dates back to 500 BC with Anaximander, Heraclitus, and Plato (just for starters).

  386. translation in child’s terms (not saying this in a vicious manner)

    the Word was God, the Word is Jesus, the Word is His spoken Word. He became the Word in the flesh. He became the true interpretation of God. I am not having trouble with interpreting this one.

    I think we humans over complicate scripture sometimes. Although…I have studied the Word of God for over 20 years now and still have a lot to learn…

  387. You just don’t get it do you? You think the bible just poofed into existence and that the writers weren’t coming from a cultural context? You don’t understand that part of studying a work *in translation* is understanding that our language doesn’t necessarily capture the *sense* of the words in another language, nor does our language necessarily convey the etiological roots on the language being translated.

    No– you just point to the bible and say “well there it is in black and white.”

  388. LRA,
    I don’t want to copy and paste this stuff, it would be a big waste so here are a few study links for to research, it is on the canonization of the Bible…
    http://www.foundationsforfreedom.net/Topics/Bible/Bible_Canonization.html

    http://www.christinyou.net/pages/canonscript.html

    http://www.google.com/archivesearch?q=canonization+of+scripture&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&scoring=t&ei=q0flSeedPOaEmQevzt3wCQ&sa=X&oi=timeline_result&resnum=11&ct=title

    These are good references on the validity of when and how scripture became acceptable as Gods Holy word..

  389. Doug- No offense, but I already know how the bible was canonized. It was done by a bunch of men hundreds of years after Jesus’ death. You’d think that a scripture that was “God breathed” would be decided earlier than that!

  390. translation in child’s terms (not saying this in a vicious manner)

    the Word was God, the Word is Jesus, the Word is His spoken Word. He became the Word in the flesh. He became the true interpretation of God. I am not having trouble with interpreting this one.

    I think we humans over complicate scripture sometimes. Although…I have studied the Word of God for over 20 years now and still have a lot to learn…

  391. translation in child’s terms (not saying this in a vicious manner)

    the Word was God, the Word is Jesus, Jesus was there with God the father in the beginning, the Word is His spoken Word. He became the Word in the flesh. He became the true interpretation of God. I am not having trouble with interpreting this one.

    I think we humans over complicate scripture sometimes. Although…I have studied the Word of God for over 20 years now and still have a lot to learn…

  392. If you say so. However, you were extrapolating in the extreme. Christ didn’t give us freedom of speech or democracy. Man did.

  393. ok, I am thinking this:

    If I am wrong I’ve lost nothing, but if you are wrong you’ve lost everything. This is why I am motivated to share my relationship with Him. The one who unlocks the mysteries of life. Take the challenge, you won’t be sorry.

  394. If you’re wrong and the muslims are right, you’re going to Muslim Hell for being a Christ-worshipper.

    Pascal’s Wager is a proposition based on flawed premises.

  395. Suspend your theistic beliefs for three weeks.

    See if anything in your life changes.

    If your beliefs are valid, then this thought exercise should have no effect on them.

    Is that a challenge? Decide for yourself.

  396. look, dougwadedesign, you are repeating Pascal’s wager. Blaise Pascal lived between 1623 and 1662, at the very beginning of the scientific era. If he lived today, I am quite sure he would be confident that Christian teachings about Judgment Day and Hell are nothing more than mythological bullshit.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  397. “If I am wrong I’ve lost nothing, but if you are wrong you’ve lost everything.”

    And if you’re worshiping the wrong god, you’ve lost everything plus all that time you wasted worshiping.

  398. If you wager incorrectly and worship the wrong god, you may be worse than not worshiping at all.
    (I’d be more pissed you worshiped the competition)

    Since there have been hundreds if not thousands of gods thru history, and many sects of each, your odds seem about the same as an atheist’s.

  399. Again, God made it so we could know for sure, our destiny, our relationship with Him is secured through accepting Christs work on the cross and His resurrection. It’s not a spiritual crap shoot, I wouldn’t gamble with my life, nor would any of the other 10 million believers…

    You need to stop looking at the bad examples of Christ and start your own journey….

    No religion, no fancy hats, no flowing robes, no choirs, no stain glass windows, just you and God…dookin it out

    Knock and the door will be opened.

  400. “No religion, no fancy hats, no flowing robes, no choirs, no stain glass windows, just you and God…dookin it out”

    Do churches send you guys to some kind of special school to learn how to spout this crap?

    Look Doug, you’ve used a lot of words here to say very very little.

    All of us will gldaly acknowledge you are right if you will just provide us the evidence backing up your claims.

    How about it?

  401. Doug-

    You’re making about as much sense as the following statement:

    “The present king of France is bald”.

    That’s why we don’t get it. Your propositions are empty.

  402. You see this is the dichotomy, I want you to understand the truth about what I personally experienced, but you don’t personally know me, my words are empty, God’s Word is rich with truth, don’t wait for me to say something that will profound you….God uses people to transform people. People that are changed by understanding his word. With the helper, it all makes sense….

    Read the Word my friends it’s all there.

  403. “The present king of France is bald.”

  404. I have been reading the Bible.

    I see a lot of things that are absolutely false.

    When I ask about these false things, the answer I receive doesn’t satisfy, because that same answer can then be applied to what is true, and thus make what is true seem flimsy.

    We can agree on one thing, though. There IS a Truth out there. However, where we disagree is that I believe that Science is the path to that Truth, while you believe that Religion has already found it.

    I’m sorry, but… I want more out of life.

  405. so my question to you is, were you hurt by something or someone who claimed Christianity? Is that why you discard the truth of God’s Word?

    If so, then forget about it. Everyone needs to seek God on his own, not on someone else’s flawed journey…

    If not than you need to keep digging, I still am.

  406. problem here is, Wikipedia was written by people. Kinda through it all together to make everyone happy, politically correct if you would

  407. so he lost his life – so he could find it, don’t know if this is a true story or an allegory, but Bravo for him!

  408. dougwadedesign,

    I freely gave up my Christian beliefs because I could not see any reason to believe in them anymore.

    Not because of any adverse personal experience with religion.

    The Bible and the Christian message are supposed to be a divine message…and I could no longer believe that this is the case, therefore I am not a Christian. Simple enough, really.

  409. Not at all. Noone hurt me with their beliefs. In fact, I had many interesting discussions with believers. However, I discard Christianity on the same basis as most other religions, but specifically for Christianity:

    1) I’ve never found any convincing evidence for supernatural entities, such as God or Jesus (also, assigning them absolute properties such as omniscience and omnipotence creates its own paradoxes).

    2) No convincing evidence for lots of the Bible’s natural, historical claims (in fact, lots of contrary evidence if you insist on taking the Bible literally).

    3) Further study reveals plausible sources for much of the Bible, especially OT, to be myths from other religions and early polytheism. Add to this obvious motivations for bias and lies by protagonists through history, which makes God and the Bible likely to be human inventions (which is undobtedly how you yourself regard religions other than Christianity).

    4) Direct Biblical contradictions (though this is a minor point if one does not insist on every word in the Bible being inerrant truth).

    5) Conceptual inconsistencies, such as a god behaving extremely unethically while supposedly being a superior moral entity.

    6) A lack of comprehension as to why I should worship a god such as one depicted in the Bible. And why he should care.

    7) No acceptance of the existence of – or the moral justification for – several biblical concepts, such as original sin and condemnation to Hell for unbelief.

  410. religion is a belief system, atheism has it’s own set of beliefs, everyone believes in something, everyone puts their trust in someone or some thing, the question is, does your belief system stand up in light of eternal things….

    ie. your great job, marriage, kids, money, toys, house, car, hobbies, etc….

    what happens when all this fails (like many are experiencing today)??

    Your belief system is altered…kind of like a moving target wouldn’t you agree?

  411. dougwadedesign,

    Atheism is a position about belief in gods.

    Beyond that, there is little that atheists actually have in common.

    I believe in almost all of things that Christians and other theists believe in *except* for the supernatural.

    Love, compassion, kindness, empathy, respect — do any of these things really require a supernatural force to establish their validity?

  412. maybe the Christians aren’t actually writing…hehe

  413. True, but it is sometimes hard to find resources in a pinch. I do try to give .edu sources as much as possible!

  414. Yeah, and oddly enough it compares quite well to the Encyclopaedia Brittanica, to mention just one researched source.

    As opposed to the Bible, which is a collection of poorly-translated ancient folktales, and not very accurate at all.

  415. do tell, were you expecting something that you didnt get?

    Or was your motivation to give up something?

    Very interesting to me why someone would give up on the greatest person who ever walked the face of the earth (I think TIME magazine claimed this one)…

  416. dougwadedesign,

    See, that is not a helpful attitude at all.

    Time Magazine also asked if “god is dead”, so I guess I shouldn’t believe everything I read in magazines?

    Doug, my motivation was to believe something that was true. I enjoyed my experience with religion overall, but I could not find any way to justify my beliefs. Therefore, I could no longer call myself a Christian. You’re making this much more difficult than it should be.

    Even if someone like Jesus existed, and was the greatest person to have ever lived via moral teachings, this would not help establish whether or not he was a supernatural being.

    I had not considered whether the claims were true, and now that I have, I cannot establish that they are. Blind faith is not enough for me, because I cannot determine whether I should follow Islam or Hinduism or Buddhism or Christianity if faith is my only guide.

  417. Very interesting post tonight, thanks for responding, remember the claims that Christ made Himself, either He was God or He was an insane lunatic…

    I came to understand that He was God.

  418. Doug,

    No problem – I enjoy these discussions, and moreover, I think they are necessary. If we can’t talk about religion, we can’t coexist.

    I have heard of C.S. Lewis’ “Lord, Liar, Lunatic”. It seems like you are making a similar claim?

    I have problems with this because there are a lot of different things that could have happened, as I see it.

    There could have someone like Jesus who was a moral or religious teacher whose doings were exaggerated after his death — so he could’ve been not a lunatic or a liar, but perhaps his following inflated the stories of his life and works into what we know now.

    However, I don’t know for sure exactly what happened. I doubt that it happened exactly the way it says in the Bible because first, even the Bible isn’t very clear on that (it’s contradictory in many places), and many of Jesus’s claims are a bit dubious (such as, saying he’d be back in this generation).

    There are many other things which have made me decide that I cannot hold Christian beliefs, but for the sake of brevity I’ll discuss those some other time, and just stick to Jesus. Thanks for the discussion so far!

  419. No- That is NOT what LOGOS means in Greek.

    The Logos in the underlying order or reason that unites the change in the universe.

    Language is a separate concept from Logos.

    http://www.wsu.edu/~dee/GREECE/HERAC.HTM

  420. I’m sorry, but you don’t have the right to tell me I am wrong. You don’t know that with any semblance of certainty, nor do you have evidence to prove it.

  421. @jt: Why is it easier to hypothesize about black holes, quantum physics and high minded science than to believe in a supreme creator? – easy one to answer – those hypotheses have proof, whereas religion has none.

  422. Look, jtcrawford, it is easy to discuss black holes because they can be detected by radiation gathered by telescopes. There is no way at all of verifying or falsifying the existence of a supreme creator, so the concept itself is utterly meaningless.

    Recently I added to my blog, “Interlingua multilingue,” an article about a binary system of black holes in a galaxy far, far away. Their mass and orbits could be calculated through observing the changing colors of the matter that was being sucked into them.

    There is less than a light year’s distance between them, and they will eventually collide and create all sorts of havoc among the stars that are close to them. This is much more awesome than your imaginary god!

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  423. OK, let’s put faith aside for a moment. I am willing.

    Explain creation? Let’s look at anything…a rock, human, universe, or star. Where did it all come from?

  424. Which aspect of creation? How the earth formed? (There are perfectly good theories with tons of evidence behind them for that). How life arose (again evolution explains a ton for the variety of life and scientists are working on abiogenesis as we speak). How matter and energy formed in general– physicists are working on that.

    Here’s my point: science may explain a ton about the natural world but will not be able to disprove the existence of god (as god is a metaphysical (meaning beyond physical) being). Hence the metaphysical is beyond the scope of science.

    But even is the god of philosophers can’t be disproven, this, in no way tells us ANYTHING about the nature of god, let alone that he is the biblegod.

  425. Yea, and after Christianity was made ‘king’ there was persecution of pagans, witches, heathens (Muslims), Jews, and a whole lot more. So much for people who are supposed to be tolerant of others. More damage has been done by Christians to other religious sects that by any other religion in this world. That is a great representation of Christianity.

    Today, Right Wing Christians want to enforce their morals and values on those who are not of their little group. Thus we have Amazon.com ‘ranking’ certain books, amazingly mostly books of alternative lifestyles, because or pressure from certain people. We can all guess who those certain people all.

    Then we have the Christian philosophy that God will take care of us so they go out and screw up the environment because ‘God will take care of us’. What if there really isn’t a God? Like on Christian said to me while trying to convert me, ‘If there is a God and you don’t believe in Him, you will go to hell’. Well, if there isn’t a God and the Christians, who are all set on God taking care of else, choose not to help in cleaning up the environment, then we are all screwed.

    The fact of the matter is, and this is where some Atheist get upset, that Christians in the U.S. are attempting to make public policy based upon their religion. That is called a theocracy and it means that others freedom of religion has be taken away. This country was not founded on a theocracy; it was founded upon freedom of religion. That means that I can practice my religion, or lack of, and you can practice yours without fear of retaliation.

    Yesterday, a coworker asked if I had a nice Easter. Before I realized who I was talking to, I said that I don’t celebrate Easter. Now I live in fear of being fired because of that one slip and them knowing that I am not one of them. That should not occur. I should not have to live in fear of being an Atheist. But that is what is happening in society today because of the pressure that Right Wing Christians are putting on society to conform to their way of thinking. It is also because of the negative presentation of Atheist, saying that we are all evil, lack morals, etc. That is so far from the truth. The more the government ‘gives in’ to the Right Wing Christian groups, the stronger they get and the more fearful minority religions become. No religion should have so much power that they can instill their beliefs, values, and morals in public policy but that is what is happening today with the Right Wing Christians.

  426. LRA maybe we can start another post. this one is getting pretty difficult to navigate.

    Since you asked. I think we have to consider matter first. Where did it come from. I haven’t heard any plausible theories. Nothing else could be created without it.

    The fact that there are pieces that Science doesn’t now reach and I believe never will is evidence of a higher power. There was a maker of all matter. But before we bring god into this discussion, lets exhaust all other possibilities.

    What are the possibilities? Let’s try to get to the root of it all.

  427. rodneyAnonymous

    “The fact that there are pieces that Science doesn’t now reach and I believe never will is evidence of a higher power”
    Ugh, no it’s not, it’s evidence that there are pieces that Science doesn’t now reach. What is the basis of your belief that it never will?

    It’s like the “six constants of the Universe” that are frequently analogized as finely-tuned dials, if any of them were even slightly different, life as we know it would not be possible… this is frequently cited as proof of God. But what if we discover that they can’t be any other way? Like the circumference of a circle can’t be other than pi-R-squared. Then it’s not like six dials, but one giant knob that can’t turn.

    We can’t even conceive of what the possibilities are. That is what “we don’t know how matter is created” means. Just because a question is unanswered does not mean it will never be answered.

    Saying “I can’t explain this, therefore it must be supernatural” is exactly the same thing as saying “I can’t explain this, therefore I can explain it”. It is not a real answer.

  428. trj,

    You left out one important fact, the big difference between what a Christ-follower believes and all the major world religions is quite eye opening:

    Christ Followers know that Jesus is the only salvation, the only way to heaven, the only sacrifice, not of yourself, gift of God so that no man can boast

    ALL other world religions (buddhism, hinduism, Islam, judaism, primitive religion) teach that you yourself have to be good enough, work hard enough and deserve heaven

    I would group Christ with other world religions.

    As far as your discovery of the Bible, I am not denying that you have studied, just hope that you haven’t given up, if you are like me, you wont truly rest until you discover Him for yourself.

  429. wouldn’t that is

  430. Well, that’s not entirely true, since the various Christian denominations can’t agree on whether you are saved by your deeds or your faith.

  431. Some of us believe denominationalism is sin, including myself.

  432. Some of us believe denominationalism is sin, including myself.

    They can’t both be right, so which one is it?

  433. Once again, dougwadadesign, or whatever the fuck your name is, your statement that “Jesus is the only salvation, the only way to heaven, the only sacrifice, not of yourself, gift of God so that no man can boast” is incoherent nonsense. Were it not so well known to our culture, it would be immediately dismissed as a manifestion of delusional psychosis.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  434. @elemenope

    It’s Faith and deeds, Faith saves you, deeds backs it up….

    ever try to learn something from a book and not try it for yourself?

  435. I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints (Billy Joel?).

    ;)

  436. Pity it took them 1800 years from the death of Jesus to realize this society. Also, it seems they didn’t really care for women being wholly part of the democratic society, not to mention slaves.

    (Which I suppose was well in accordance with biblical doctrine.)

    Also, interesting that a lot of other societies became democratic in the following years without having to rely on Christian/deist founders.

  437. Hello? Deists were NOT inspired by the bible!

    http://etext.virginia.edu/cgi-local/DHI/dhi.cgi?id=dv1-77

  438. elemenope, I might be off-base on this one (btw, I love your icon-House is my favorite show)

    But is the Unity Church the same as the Unitarians?

    if so, they believed that “God was very real and something we call Life” you are right that they denied a god-head, but the founding fathers had a lot of diversity, not all believed the same, but thats what makes this nation great, this discussion tonight proves that…free to believe and free to exercise our beliefs, hopefully this never changes…

  439. Ah, Dougwadedesign,

    John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and Benjamin Franklin were not Deists. They were Atheists.

    You must remember that back then, as it is still, saying that you did not believe in God was considered a big sin. People were harassed, put in jail, punished, and would lose their jobs if people found out that they were Atheists. Thus, people like John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and Benjamin Franklin had to write in such a manner as to not flagrantly expose the fact that they did not believe in God.

    -Benjamin Franklin, American Founding Father, author, and inventor

    “I have found Christian dogma unintelligible. Early in life, I absenteed myself from Christian assemblies.”

    “Lighthouses are more helpful then churches.”

    -John Adams, U.S. President, Founding Father of the United States

    “Where do we find a precept in the Bible for Creeds, Confessions, Doctrines and Oaths, and whole carloads of other trumpery that we find religion encumbered with in these days?”

    “The divinity of Jesus is made a convenient cover for absurdity.”

    “This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it.”

    Thomas Jefferson, Founding Father and President

    “Religions are all alike – founded upon fables and mythologies.”

    “And the day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerve in the brain of Jupiter. But may we hope that the dawn of reason and freedom of thought in these United States will do away with this artificial scaffolding, and restore to us the primitive and genuine doctrines of this most venerated reformer of human errors.”

  440. Simple response: if your imaginary sky friend wants me and the other six billion folks to know him, he needs to be a bit more convincing than allegedly speaking through first century goatherders.

  441. Question-I-thority

    There are so many ways a god could accomplish this. One of the best, in my opinion, would have been for Jesus-the-Perfect-God-Man-Trinity-Fraction to have stuck around instead of blasting off through the stratosphere. We could use a guy like that in Darfur or Washington.

  442. You use WOMEN BEING ABUSED as your example?!?!? Have you actually READ the old testament???

    :(

  443. “you have never had to fight for a cause that is greater than yourself, something that goes beyond mans reason or intellect?”

    If its beyond your reason or intellect, why are you fighting about it/for it?

    The examples you give are false.

  444. You’re willing to die for a bloody fairy tale?

  445. I understand. I knew it would be a difficult request.

  446. Well, I hope you are “only” willing to die for your beliefs, not to kill for them.

  447. Horrific car crashes change peoples lives everyday. That does not mean I’m going to start worshiping them.

  448. these things don’t require it, they just drastically enhance them…myself, I never knew how to truly love, respect or forgive until I met the ONE.

    Love, compassion, kindness, empathy, respect + Christ = Awesome marriage and great Christian sex!!

    Yeahaw!

  449. dougwadedesign,

    If that genuinely helps you, and you can take it by faith, then I guess that works well enough for you.

    However, it is not good enough for me. I don’t criticize your choices, but I need more before I could even consider returning to Christianity.

  450. teleprompter:
    ask and you shall receive, seek and you will find, knock and the door opens…don’t quit searching my friend.

  451. “…great Christian sex!!”

    What….the hell….is this?

    Does this involve screaming out bible verses at the height of passion?

    Some kind of cross related S&M scene?

    On second thought – forget I asked.

  452. absolutely, not for a fairy tale though. I would die for you. if I was asked to do so.

  453. You’d die for me if someone asked you to. Right. And you have a bridge you’d like to sell me? Maybe some snake-oil that will cure rheumatoid arthritis?

  454. Yes they were, they believed in One God, they believed in theism (the God head 3 in one) and many other ancient Christian beliefs….the Bible WAS their inspiration, not all of the founding fathers were deists though, Thomas Jefferson for instance was a Christ-follower….

    The constitution is it is read proves that the Bible had everything to do with this countries laws and practices….this cannot be disputed….unless you are attempting to erase history.

  455. Both John Adams and John Quincy Adams were Unitarians, which means they emphatically denied the godhead.

    Thomas Jefferson was even further removed from theism. His “edit” of the Bible, called the Jefferson Bible, removes *all* mention of miracles and resurrection.

    The Constitution (and now you’re drifting into my area of scholastic expertise) neither mentions the Bible nor God, nor pulls any ideas from Biblical text whatsoever.

  456. try to understand that I didn’t grow up in a Christian home, I grew up without the truth in my life, divorce, pain, separated from God…lost, lonely, you get the picture, why would I choose to go backwards?

    Every day that I live, I discover new truth, God’s love in people, something I never experienced before. Biggest thing, FORGIVENESS…

    CHANGED MY LIFE. NUFF SAID

  457. “CHANGED MY LIFE. NUFF SAID”

    No, it really doesn’t say much at all, in my view.

    All sorts of things change people’s lives for the better. Sugar pills change a sickly person’s outlook…i.e..placebo effect. For me, that is not “NUFF” evidence to believe that there is anything more than the believer’s own will at work. Also, somewhere there is an Arab who’s had women problems, but overcome them; who’s gone through “pain”, but overcome that pain; who sees “God’s love in people”, etc…..but who attributes it all to the “Almighty Allah”. The Muslim surely believes it is “Allah” who has intervened, but the Atheist AND the Christian know better, don’t they?

  458. I was referring to present day, you need to read the scripture in context..for instance, killing pregnant women and babies through abortion is still murder.

    War is different.

  459. In what sense is war different such that when babies are blown to pieces in war, no problem, whereas without the war it is a grave offense?

  460. RE:No- God’s directives are atrocious!!!! They are horrible!!! Civilized countries follow the Geneva Convention!!! Murdering pregnant women and children is NOT ok!!!! Raping women and forcing young virginal girls into forced marriage is NOT ok!!!!

    I don’t understand what you are referring to here, is this OLD or new Testament? They are different you know.

    Example: Christ came to abolish the law, He came to bring freedom. The Law was adhered to by the scribes for instance… to to stone a woman to death if she was caught in adultery, Jesus forgave the woman that was accused of adultery and made fools of the Pharisees….

  461. Example: Christ came to abolish the law, He came to bring freedom. The Law was adhered to by the scribes for instance… to to stone a woman to death if she was caught in adultery, Jesus forgave the woman that was accused of adultery and made fools of the Pharisees….

    I see now. That must be why he said, “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished.”

    Whoops.

  462. OH- so when David said that God was the same yesterday, today, and forever in the Psalms, he was lying?

  463. after all, what could be better than uncountable trillions of years of nothing but church? doesn’t that sound fun?

  464. I think you should ask the Palestinians why they throw their children in front of US military soldiers, with guns, to be slaughtered…

    Uh, what?

  465. you missed that one, it’s true, dying I guess and taking an infidel with you, gets you into heaven and many virgins….

  466. Uh, no. Methinks you are very confused here.

  467. LRA:

    I’ll leave you with this one, I have read the Bible, for over 20 years now, cover to cover, forwards and backwards, many hours of study with local theologians and pastors, small group studies and such, but that doesn’t mean anything, what I really accept is that without God’s Spirit living in me, they are just words on a page..so in order for us to have a conversation that doesn’t turn into an argument, we both need to have accepted God’s Word as infallible and living and applicable for today.

    On little kids and babies, What if me as a father does something really bad, kills somebody? Do you think my kids will suffer because of my actions? Of course they would, not by their actions but because we were related. Sins of the fathers are passed down to their kids (paraphrased),

    …back in the day, God was offended when a people would worship false Gods and sacrifice their children to idols, he instructed others to war against them, God is not just a loving God, He is a Holy and just God, He is also a jealous God and will have no other Gods before him….this was the case many times in war…

  468. Sorry, but comparing you as a father (limited) to God as a father (unlimited) does not cut it.

    Let me ask you something. Would YOU send your own child to an eternal torture?

    If the answer is yes, then you are SICK.

    If the answer is no, then YOU have better morals than GOD.

  469. Doug, I’ve read just about enough of you.

    You have a serious leak in your think tank, and nothing anyone here is ever going to say will fix it for you.

    You profess the loving-God of Christianity, but see no conflict in the murder of children in conflicts that have nothing to do with survival and everything to do with geopolitik.

    You claim abortion is wrong, but war is righteous and just.

    You need to grow up, read your holy book, and come to the realization that either your values are in utter conflict with most available interpretations, or that your holy book can be used to justify anything.

    Cognitive dissonance: You haz it.

  470. First let me say I grieved as well for all of the families that lost loved ones on 911.

    But don’t believe for one minute that Bin-Laden would have stopped there if our response was “No” to War, if we would have organized negotiations, tried to talk through our differences and come to some civil agreement with the Al-queda, we would all be dead right now or at least be a Muslim controlled state. Good bye freedom, hello oppression.

    There is and always will be a time and a place for war, be it far from me to question the whys and whos involved. Ultimately war could be included in the result of sin and the fall of man and all humankind. With sin, there are always consequences….

    Not pretty, I agree, but necessary. If a bully comes up to you in school, ridicules you, pushes you and pulls a knife on you, to you attempt to reason with him first? maybe, if that doesnt work, do you:

    1. Run for your life
    2. Fight back

    Which one is right? which answer appeals to very human nature.

    I don’t condone killing anyone, I do believe in justice and mercy, I do see the hurt in peoples eyes that have lost someone they love, this human experience doesn’t provide every answer to every question…..

    All I am trying to say is, if someone wants to war with me, I will not back down. If it means protecting my family and the people in this country that I love (Atheists included), I will go to war…

    Wil there be casualties, probably so, when there is war and fighting, everyone suffers, it cannot be avoided.

    Does God care if people die? Of course He does, that why He sent his son, so nobody else has to die and suffer eternal death apart from him…He wants us to choose life, he says choose life, or choose death, choose blessing or choose cursing…no in-betweens here.

    By the way, I believe that babies and children go to heaven, no need to baptize, which is where God wants them.

  471. My whole point is that the war that GOD commanded MOSES and the ISRAELITES to conduct was UTTERLY DISGUSTING!

    GOD commanded the deaths of innocent civilians. Do you call that “good” war practice?

    No matter what the extremists have done (to me PERSONALLY) I would NEVER follow a command (even from GOD) to rip open pregnant women’s bellies, to kill children, to rape women, or to force people into slavery. NO I am BETTER than that (which makes me better than the biblegod).

  472. Except that the point doesn’t remain. All the stunt with the adulterer did was demonstrate that no human was competent to execute the law; that was the thrust of his point “he who is without sin…(i.e. nobody)”. The law itself still exists, still applies. Hence the “I have not come to abolish the law…”

    And that law, as executed throughout history, ancient and modern, seems to make an arbitrary distinction between killing women and children in peacetime (bad) and killing women and children in war (just peachy, sometimes even encouraged).

    Any law which excuses murder of non-combatants is faulty. Any law which encourages it is monstrous.

  473. Well I am 100% on scripture (as I was a christian for many years).

    You can’t have it both ways. Either God is the same (yesterday, today, and forever) and he commanded the Israelites to do horrible things (which makes him evil) or God is wishy-washy– first commanding them to do horrible things and then growing a conscience (which would mean God is not perfect).

    You pick.

  474. God commanded the Israelite’s to war against eveil, that doesnt make God evil, and as much as you want to believe you do not know the scriptures 100%, only God can know that. If you believe this, than you are not atheist, you are with the Unity church.

  475. I have read the bible cover to cover. Can you say the same? I have taken courses in which I studied both the OT and the NT, can you say the same?

    So God thinks little kids and babies are evil? How about live stock? Are they evil?

    Interesting.

  476. No- you are bending the scriptures to fit your defense (did you NOT read Numbers 31?)– Your scriptures that YOU said were so straightforward that a child could read them.

  477. Just a refresher–

    Numbers 31:17 “Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.”

    God is directly commanding the murder of little boys and the forced marriage of virgin girls.

  478. I don’t see atheists up in arms about women being killed by abortion….

    Quite the contrary, the movement for the legalization and medicalization of abortion was in large part *because* the procedure being done in a back-alley with a coat-hanger killed many women. It is unbelievably rare for a woman to die during an abortion procedure today, mainly due to its being moved out of the alley and into a sterile operating theatre.

    …let alone their dead babies being slaughtered during a late term procedure…

    It turns on whether a fetus is a human being, which is a whole different conversation. But while we’re on the subject, it is worth pointing out that Jews and Christians for *most* of their history considered a fetus to be not a human being until fairly late in the pregnancy. The vast majority of abortions today are early term abortions; up until about the late 19th century you would have been hard-pressed to find any religious figure find such early-term abortions a big deal, much less murder.

  479. A false prophet is nothing more than a profit that you do not like. A “true” prophet, quite simply, is one that you do like.

    There are no reliable criteria for distinguishing “true” from “false” prophets, so these very concepts are meaningless.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  480. no false “profit” is right if you are referring to brother Benny

  481. Whoops! I meant to write “false prophet,” of course, instead of “false profit.”

    I also did not realize that I had uploaded this post before I deleted the second copy of my signature.

    I wish this system allowed us to delete comments and rewrite them and eliminate the need for uploading posts with errata.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  482. a false prophet in the Bible was described as someone who was not 100% in his prophesies…(paraphrased)

  483. also, that’s why the major and minor prophets all point to (old testament) prophesies that were fulfilled in the new testament…including Christ.

  484. call me crazy, please…they called Christ a whack job, I would be so honored…

  485. Look, dougwadedesign, you say that false prophets in the Bible are described as as prophets who were not 100% accurate in their prophecies.

    Statements by most prophets are vague and can be interpreted more than one way (any good prophet worth his salt, like any other oracle, tries to equivocate effectively to cover all possible bases so that ultimately they can appear to be right).

    This greatly complicates the problem of determining whether they are “true” or “false” and makes the problem of evaluating them for truth or falsity simply a matter of interpretation driven by taste.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  486. But is the Unity Church the same as the Unitarians?

    Nope, totally different.

  487. And this is why we come here and talk about stuff we dont all have a belief in. To learn, or if nothing else have our minds opened.

  488. Harleigh, these are not my writings, it’s from the book of John, and I don’t really care to make the grade with this, just expressing His truth,

    YOU don’t have to believe it, beautiful thing here is…

    it doesn’t make it any less true….

  489. LOL WUT. It was a parable, actually. And you seem to have missed the point of it entirely. Coram Deo claims that God’s justice is fulfilled by the death of Christ. I claim that this is absurd.

    If it is within a man’s power to forgive a criminal penalty (with e.g. a presidential pardon), he may do so at his leisure, limited only by his discretion. Similarly, if it is within God’s power to forgive sin, he may do so freely, and Christ’s death is not necessary.

    On the other hand, if it is not within a man’s power to forgive a criminal penalty (as with my hypothetical judge), nothing else he can offer will satisfy the penalty, except the punishment of the guilty or forgiveness from someone who does have that power. In the case above, the murderer will face life in prison, regardless of the judge’s actions, unless either of them can convince the governor to pardon the offender. So if God cannot forgive sin without violating His holy nature, then Christ’s death is not sufficient; we must still pay for our actions.

    Either way, the point is that, whatever Christ’s death did accomplish, it did not and could not facilitate the forgiveness of sins. (The fact that Christ was forgiving sins left and right, before his death, should be evidence enough of that!)

  490. I hear you Q-I-T,

    But, at least my side of the divide has evidence. I can actually point people to the mechanism of oxytocin. In addition, I can conduct ablation studies that show that a disruption in the expression of the oxytocin gene disrupts bonding and mating behaviors. What have the “God is Love” camp got?

  491. What have the “God is Love” camp got?

    Dopamine.

  492. Of course, dopamine is somewhat regulated (downstream) by oxytocin…

    ;)

  493. Question-I-thority

    Yes. The other side has at best dubious theory or hypothesis.

    Further, there are a number of different brain processes that are colloquially or religiously identified as love. Since love is a term covering many differentiated, complex biological systems, why should one suppose these things exist non-anthropomorphically? And I agree with you, where are the great Christian scholars who are feathering out the different biological pathways of bonding, sacrifice, interactive excitement, religious ecstasy, etc?

    Also, as you have shown in many threads, the other side is plagued by anti-evidence. The scripture, ‘God is love (agape)’ sits in sharp contradistinction to many of the supposed acts of God in other parts of the Bible.

  494. oopsie! I meant VOILA! not a stringed instrument… dang typos!

  495. Maybe you could use a viola to play a little sting just before shouting Voila?

  496. Then Alex Guggenheim is totally justified in treating you people the same way, since he assumes your position in claiming that your ilk spouts nothing but “illogical inanities”.

    So why decry his verbal assaults? Well, unless you never have, then forget that question.

  497. What the frak are you talking about?

  498. Nevermind, I take it that you didn’t take offense at Alex’s comments and never hypocritically acted hoity-toity about them.

    Good on ya then, consistent.

  499. And a crappy Easter to you, ericbroze!

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  500. You make some very interesting arguments about the existence of Jesus by comparing him with the existence of people like Dark Vader. May the force be with you!

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  501. What you say may be true, Question-I-thority, but the things the religious and nonreligious disagree about are often fought over in things like autos-da-fe and religious wars.

    In one of his satires, Jonathan Swift compared this to a war over whether it was right to crack open an egg from the small end or the big end.

    I myself believe that both positions are wrong. It is obviously best to crack eggs open in the middle!

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  502. Question-I-thority, you are absolutely right!

    Here’s the funny thing, most everyone everywhere has something in common. The biggest problem is that few are willing to take the time to see it.

    I wonder why that is? Because we have something within us, some gene, defining us in such a way that we feel the need for self-preservation within what we deem our “clan”? Or is it a combination of that and learned behavior just as religion is a learned behavior.

    I read an article recently about how people take the religion of their parents, but in the cases where the parents were open to other religions, taught exploration and learning and acceptance in the household, that the children were more likely to be open to new experiences. I myself was raised this way, and while I know my parents would have liked for me to be of their faith, they also always told me that only I know what I am comfortable with and I should embrace it.

    That’s why I love to read and listen to other people’s perspectives. People who believe things in a different way than we do, or things that we do not believe at all, are sometimes excellent mirror’s for ourselves. They show us the things that sometimes we could not see on our own!

  503. True – there are many myths and there still are, but only one truth, and the big difference in this case is that it is not myth but truth.
    In the myths none of these people has ever died for others, whereas Jesus died for us and not Himself. He didn’t have to put Himself through all that torture, He did it for you and me and everyone.
    We can never explain everything about the Bible because God has revealed only what is necessary and only what we can comprehend. It is all about having a relationship with God and knowing Him through His word.
    It is not about academic knowledge but about relationship and that can only come about through the power of the Holy Spirit. It is a walk of faith, it is about the heart and not just head knowledge.
    We can have ‘head’ knowledge through years of theological study, but still not have a relationship with God and that is what matters.
    Blessings

  504. You are essentially wrong on your assumptions about “The Dead sea scrolls”.

    They were written in Hebrew, Aramaic, and Greek. And they were more likely written by a religious sect called the ‘Essenes’, a group which is thought to have stemmed from other ancient Jewish religious sects.

  505. Uh, look, annabellasepiphanies, Aramaic is not the oldest language that there is. It is just another Semitic language in a family that also includes Arabic and Hebrew.

    We don’t know when language first emerged or whether it emerged once or several times. The best guess seems to be that it emerged about 100,000 years ago. The Semitic family emerged much more recently than that.

    Unfortunately, there is no way of knowing what the original languages we spoke were like. Written records documenting them were not available when they first emerged. We didn’t learn to write until tens of thousands of years later.

    You are completely correct, however, in your remarks about the difficulties of producing accurate modern translations of ancient texts.

    I myself know nothing about the lost sea scrolls, but I think it would be rather hard to establish their authorship, if only because of their age.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  506. As far as I know the Dead Sea Scrolls were written after Jesus’ ascension – I need to check this out though. I cannot recollect Scripture ever mentioning that Jesus wrote anything, except something in the sand once.
    The Bible orginates from oral tradition and only later was it written down.
    I agree translation is very difficult because other languages do not have words to associate with some of the early writings, hence various translations. A good scholar though would use a few translations, along with dictionaries and historical commentaries. The main thing though is an ear for the illuminating of Scripture by the Holy Spirit, after all God intends His word to be understood otherwise how can we follow it?

  507. There was indeed some differences in the early Church. specific to Lower Egypt, there were the Gnostics. There is a good amount of evidence that their writings are older and less reliable than the earlier letters.

    If we are really going to research the possibility that God does or does not exist then I propose we hold our beliefs to the side so we can reason from the beginning.

    Let’s begin with creation and how we or anything for the “matter” (pun intended) got here. Where did the first Atom come from…I know it’s not the smallest particle but just for illustrative purposes.

    I suggest we really take these concepts to the nth degree together. No sarcasim just unadulterated quest for truth.

    I am willing to place my beliefs on the line here. At this point, I am a Christian. I do believe there is a God and in the inerrant truth of scripture. I believe in the Holy Trinity and in the death, burial and resurrection of Jesus Christ God’s only Son.

    I think we need some boundaries to keep the discussion on topic and alive:

    1. Engaged civil discussion only. No need to be offensive. Let’s consider this a friendly discussion to search for the root cause of our beginning and man’s end.

    2. Evidence: we will all judge the quality of our evidence and the argument being proposed. Sources can be scholarly, historical or personal accounts. Your argument will likely need to be more compelling as it moves through the three options. Personal accounts are best if supported in some way. Believable and honest sources. We need not lie or embellish the evidence or personal accounts. If there is a God, and He created the universe he will not need our stacking the deck to show himself.

    3. One topic at a time. Let’s beat the horse to death but just one at a time. Too many topics are hard on my small mind. Plus, it gives us laser like focus on the issue at hand.

    4. New location. http://wildtruth.wordpress.com Brand new blog without any extra stuff…previous posts etc.
    So that’s it! Let’s find the truth together.

    Cheers

  508. annabellasepiphanies

    My apologies- I should have been more specific- portions of “The Lost/Dead Sea Scrolls” is what I should have said. Still, Jesus supposedly had a hand in the writing- and he did speak Aramaic.

  509. @anna: let me make one thing clear; I do believe in “God”, or a higher power. I DO NOT buy into organized religion. I have experienced “miracles”, and ethereal enigmas – you are just as deluded as any of our christian friends, or have been sneaking some of those “special” mushrooms, or both.

    Letss make this quite clear:

    1. There is no god or higher power.
    2. There are no miracles.
    3. ethereal enigmas – wtf?

  510. Question-I-thority

    Most biblical scholars believe that the ’sin’ of Sodom and Gomorrah was inhospitality.

  511. ” I’m not going to go pulling out my Bible to give exact quotes for people who don’t want to see the truth anyway. ”

    Who doesnt want to see the truth, someone who wont back up their claims with a well thought out argument or folks who don’t believe because they have not seen enough evidence.

    Out of curiosity where do your beliefs comes from are they based on the christian concept of god.

    Because I would like to know what is it, exactly that you base your conclusions about spirituality on.

  512. Annabella, Thanks for the reply. I hope you are still following. I think we can reason through your concerns together.

    1. In Genesis 19:24 Sodom and Gomorrah are destroyed. You are right, it was not for homosexual acts alone but rather for the sinful and deviant nature of the people who lived there. The Greeks called this area “Asphaltites” we have heard it called the Salt Sea. Nothing grows or lives there even today. Your point is well taken. Many Christians, mean well but, use scripture for their own points. They pluck from a letter or book a few lines that fit their cause and launch them like arrows. This is not God, but man’s own ineptness and judgement. It’s a truth in our makeup. We long to be superior to others in morality, knowledge and possessions. God’s justice is even and fair. We will all one day account for our actions and our treatment of others. But, is it possible that we reject the truth, by the actions of some? You are not beholden to participate in this type of personal practice. You may be a Christian anywhere. Being put off by the actions of others lead Egypt into a period of Monasticism. In a prolonged monastic life we lose the fellowship of other believers. “No man is an island.” There are those who you can connect with.

    2. Someone mentioned hermeneutics earlier. It’s not that hard to understand that we need to take any reading into context. Imagine finding a love letter between two lovers. You wouldn’t clearly understand the meaning without detail. You could get the basics, the essence. If you then knew the lovers in a casual way you would gain a little more. You might understand at a deeper level. If the letter was written to you, well then you understand at the deepest level. The same is true with the Bible and its books. We can get the essence by reading. When we consider who the letter is between, well it’s meaning is enriched. If we understand the culture and the politics of the day…it’s even deeper. Yes, people do get off track. If you dig deeper, it becomes clearer and more relevant.

    It’s true the Bible is full of commandments and rules about cleanliness. Let’s not forget, this is WAY before science got there. The preparation for Passover…well the Israelites did Spring cleaning. This was directed from a loving and kind God. His care was being offered before we understood the reason behind it. As for some of the laws in Leviticus…I don’t know the why. Maybe science doesn’t either. I could speculate, but I won’t.

    3. I would argue that Adam and Eve were here only to procreate. “And the Lord God said, it is not good that man should be alone” (Gen 2:18). It has become more practical for a man to have one wife. I can’t find the reference you are making. I would suspect it was a practical matter at some point. I am not sure. As for who decides what is moral. God is the moral law giver. Sex was always meant to be enjoyable. Take a read in the Song of Solomon.

    4. Yes again you are pointing to a human weakness. We must not be so weak as to not recognize sin. Sin is real and can be called for what it is. Regardless of its nature, sin is sin. We are told to first approach the brother or sister in private and show them their error. Next we take another brother and explain the error. The last resort is to take this to the open congregation. It’s how we learn. Those who recognize can help us by guiding us and correcting our course. Well that’s the goal.

    In many congregations there is back biting and ruthless behavior. It’s not the design of God but the shortcomings of man.

    I appreciate your openness. It is good to hear that you believe in God. You are less enthusiastic about the Church. I think you can find a group that cares for you and treats you as a sister. Just remember wherever you go there will be those that disappoint and reject you. That won’t change the nature of God or his care for you.

    Blessings,

    JT

  513. annabella,
    to respond to #3, I believe that God made one man for one woman, like he did adam for eve. to have multiple marriages just complicates things, you can see how destructive this is in third world cultures and how men treat women, like they are slaves, trash, not worthy of any respect..I think that a faithful man married to a faithful wife is God’s design….as far as the way things were practiced in eastern cultures in those days (OT) I believe that the people of the day were in the dark, God wasn’t finished revealing himself until he made the ultimate reveal in His Son Jesus.

    The wife’s body does not belong to her alone but also to her husband. In the same way, the husband’s body does not belong to him alone but also to his wife.
    1 Corinthians 7:3-5

    Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her
    Ephesians 5:24-26

    In this same way, husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.
    Ephesians 5:27-29

    Anyone who thinks its ok to have multiple wives and uses the scriptures to justify his actions is just looking for a license to sin….

  514. Uh, Olaf, we invaded Iraq not to fight the Muslims but to control our access to their oil deposits while dictating prices to them as much as possible. This war has merely been an attempted act of theft on our part.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  515. Uh, the remarks about the mass murder of the Timorese by the Indonesians I really meant to direct to Doug.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  516. But Rhode Island can never take on Texas!

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  517. can you quote that?

  518. I don’t know how you got the notion that Jesus was said to have a hand in them. But serious scholars would disagree with you on this.

  519. As far as I am aware the Dead Sea Scrolls were written after Jesus’ ascension – I need to check this out though. I cannot recollect Scripture ever mentioning that Jesus wrote anything, except something in the sand once.
    The Bible orginates from oral tradition and only later was it written down.
    I agree translation is very difficult because other languages do not have words to associate with some of the early writings, hence various translations. A good scholar though would use a few translations, along with dictionaries and historical commentaries. The main thing though is an ear for the illuminating of Scripture by the Holy Spirit, after all God intends His word to be understood otherwise how can we follow it?

  520. “Uh, No. Looks like you DIDN’T get my point. When I said “serious” I meant the ones who are generally agreed with by people who study the matter.”

    I’m having a hard time believing that you can be this obtuse on this matter(and others).

    Miguel, just because people don’t f%cking agree with a “scholar” doesn’t mean that said scholar is not a serious one. ‘Get it? I know what *you* mean, above—however, the angle I’m taking is a DIFFERENT one. Previously, you use the adjective “serious”, as in, “serious scholar”, yada, yada. Again, I’m NOT talking about how others perceive scholars; I’m talking about how they perceive THEMSELVES. There are two ways to approach the matter. Lose your ‘black-n-white’ mentality for two seconds, and you might be able to entertain someone else’s position for a change. ‘Give it a try?

    “Well you responded to my question. I wasn’t talking about how scholars perceive themselves – why should anyone talk about this anyway, seems irrelevant – I was talking about how they were perceived.”

    Then you should clarify that point, instead of simply saying all “serious scholars”, etc., etc.. In discussions like these, to do so, from your opponent’s standpoint, it may look as though you are simply labeling those who agree with your position “serious”, and those who disagree, NOT “serious”. ‘Get it?

    you still blather on….

    “Well, ofcourse boom can claim to take them seriously even if they go against conventional beliefs without convincing evidence.”

    Dolt—whether “boom” takes them “seriously”, or not—that fact does NOT mean they are not serious about what they do. I cannot make it any clearer. There are two ways to look at it.

  521. Who the hell is Brother Benny?

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  522. Question-I-thority

    If one takes the Sermon on the Mount and what it says about riches seriously then Benny Hinn is certainly a ‘false profit’ (pun intended).

  523. Harleigh-

    Benny Hinn is a tele-evangelist. He claims to heal people and takes their money. A false “profit” indeed!

  524. Since you are now an atheist, HappySpider, I find it hard to understand that you can feel so sentimental about Catholic teachings about sin and redemption.

    They make sin completely trivial and meaningless if it can be wiped away in deathbed confessions.

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  525. I’ve told my wife and some of the family that I’d rather just get gifts and celebrate my birthday than any other holiday. My birthday has more meaning to me.

  526. Maybe he can tell it to Jesus. After all, this deity is supposed to hear all your aches and cares, right?

  527. I’d be happier with this idea if it actually led to them coming up with better reasons. Alas, such rarely seems to be the case.

  528. Shorter ucbones:

    “No–those were all false religions. Mine’s the only TRUE one!”

    Advice, uc: Look up Odin, Horus, and Adonis to start with.

  529. How do you know it is truth? Because Christian scholars say that the Bible is authentic? Isn’t that a little biased.

    And how was that authenticity proven? And why were other ‘books’ of the Bible not put into the Bible when their authenticity was also proven.

    You cannot have people how have something to gain from the Bible being ‘authentic’ declare it authentic. If the Christian scholars said that the Bible was not authentic, they would be out of a job. Thus, they are biased.

    Authenticity of the Bible must be proven by a non-Christian but then we run into this idea of the non-Christian being biased.

    In the end, then, there is no real way to prove the authenticity of the Bible.

    What can be proven is that there were many religions that have the same stories presented in the Bible. Not just the story of Jesus either. The Noah’s Ark story is similar to another myth known to have existed prior to the birth of Jesus. If you do your research you will find other stories that were already being told prior to the birth of Jesus that are represented in the Bible. To me, the Bible is just a compendium of myths from before Jesus put into a story about one person and one God and pushed off upon the ignorant people as a religion.

  530. Well said!

  531. Except that the LOGOS was a GREEK philosophical (metaphysical) notion that the Christians copied and molded onto Jesus. In other words, the Gospel of John ain’t all that original.

  532. “There are only two cases here: one that He was a crazy man, a mad prophet, and two, that He was in fact God, the creator of everything, who chose to save you.”

    Or three, that he didn’t exist at all and the whole story is a myth.

    Really now, let’s think about this. Is it rational to believe that a man can be born of a virgin? Is it rational that the Earth could be developed in only seven days? Is it rational that the people in the Bible would write that the Earth is flat when it is really round? Is it rational that a great deity would destroy that which he made only to have it repopulated with the same problems? Consider that last part: If God is all seeing, why didn’t He see that even though he destroyed all the people but Noah the people who repopulate the Earth would be just as bad? That just doesn’t make sense.

    You know what is rational to me? Osiris, a mythological story told prior to the development of Christianity, was supposedly born of a virgin. He was called the savior of the people. He was later killed and resurrected threes after death. He had prophets and others that followed him and support him. Hmmm, that story sounds so familiar, doesn’t it? Oh, yeah, that the same story that is being told about Jesus. Could it be that the story of Jesus was based on the myth of Osiris? Sounds rational to me.

  533. The proof of Jesus resurrection lies all around you. Millions of testimonies and Christians and a faith that has stood through centuries.

    So I should eat garbage? After all, millions of seagulls can’t be wrong either, right?

    Consider that Islam has been around for less than a millenium, and yet also has millions of adherents.

    Buddhism has been around longer, and also claims millions of souls.

    So having been around a while, and having lots of people praying to its fetishes is no guarantee of truth.

  534. couldnt have worded this better, thx ucbones

  535. another good topic to research: grace vs. the law, how could there be both?

    Jesus displayed both law and grace. another mystery.

  536. It’s not a mystery. Human judges are capable of tempering justice with mercy. They do it all the time. Maybe you should read Shakespeare’s Merchant of Venice.

  537. RE: Pascals wager: its all coming from the same source (not even read Pascal), from this side, I see a lot of common rhetoric with the atheists….everyone has a source, nobody is original, nothing new under the sun, all vanity of vanities…

  538. Thanks!

  539. It is not only John that talks about Jesus being God. The Bible is full of Scripture confirming this. Jesus Himself revealed this to John in Revelation 22:13.
    I’m not going to list loads of references, they can easily be found, but check out ‘He is before all things’ (Col. 1:16-17) and when the universe began He already existed ( 1 John 1:1).
    All Scripture is inspired by God, written by men and in their own style. Scripture must be viewed in context and not with ‘grabbed’ verses, and in recognition that the author is conveying a message in which the writing will be influenced by the surrounding culture.

  540. Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe we have our replacement for John C.

  541. Question-I-thority

    …or four, that he was sincerely wrong.

    …or five, that his specialness was inflated by later followers.

    …or six, that political circumstances forced him into a perceived bind in which he decided to lie or mislead.

    …or seven, that he was a huckster or sociopath all along.

    Also, remember that ‘craziness’ is a very, very broad category.

  542. “Or three, that he didn’t exist at all and the whole story is a myth.”

    This option does not stand at all, many secular sources and masses of evidence support the existence of Jesus.
    As also does evidence for the resurrection. Many scholars have examined the resurrection over years and have found no support for the hypothesis that Jesus did not rise from the dead.
    There is more evidence for Jesus’ resurrection than there is for Julius Caesar invading Britain, but his conquest is believed without any problem. Is it that resurrection does not fit well with pride in our own wisdom?

    “Really now, let’s think about this. Is it rational to believe….”

    Surely a God who created an entire universe, and us, could manage ’simple’ things like virgin birth. Just because we cannot comprehend things or understand them should we declare them nonsense. Read Job Chapters 38-42 if you feel like questioning God’s authority.

    “Consider that last part: If God is all seeing ….”

    I accept that God knew. God is omnipotent. He knows everything. Perhaps the fact that He loves us should explain why He decided not to destroy us, but chose to save us?
    He knew we would continue to sin, but He laid the plan to save us through Christ. Sadly though, those who refuse to accept this gift of grace through Christ will receive that fate which was postponed by Noah. Although God does say that He wants all to be saved! Can He do anymore than this?

    Incidentally, on that theme, love for other people should be the only reason that true Christians want to give out the message of the gospel. Not for personal gain or achievement but purely because they love others, as Jesus does, and wish to see them saved. As a Christian, I am saved, my compassion is now for others who are not, and my life which once was dark is now light, and is now dedicated to carrying on Jesus’ work.

    “You know what is rational to me? Osiris, a mythological story…”

    Mmm! but where’s the proof. There is proof for Jesus, and did this god die for others or himself? Why did he die? Why did he come alive again? Jesus died for a reason, it was us, nothing else.
    Stories may be mixed, but truth never is.
    Blessings

  543. Oh, that’s clever: using Ecclesiastes to dodge a relevant critique. Still doesn’t deal with the silliness of Pascal’s Wager, though.

  544. To an ancient Israelite, copy machines and free-market economics are both pretty new.

    No airplanes in the Bible; methinks the author of Ecclesiastes was a little abrupt with his judgment about new things under the sun.

  545. Oh, Elemenope, you just know what doug’s response is going to be, don’t you? It’ll probably go something like this: “What Ecclesiastes is referring to is human motivations and sinfulness and depravity (as from all that book larnin’!)”

  546. I read parts of pascals wager and it sounds to me like he wasn’t totally convinced of his faith, he simply says to side with the things of faith and to believe as if it were so…

    Problem here is, God wants you to know him. He says you CAN be sure of your faith, it’s not a religiuos crap shoot…his word is for seeking the truth, those that truly seek will find, I am convinced because His word is what finally convinced me.

    As far as Ecclesiastes, this book was written by the richest man that ever lived (Bill Gates 5 times over by todays standards even) and his writings were about seeking for purpose and meaning in life, after he exhausted everything, he realzed that God was all that mattered,,sold out!!

  547. RE: nothing new under the sun…In context…Solomon was talking about thought, his thought life…Airplanes were certainly new after the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, but I am sure that it wasn’t a new thought, I can just see Adam, after he named the tterradactyl, saying< i wonder if I can ever fly like that?

    (hey this will get the synics energized!!) Where is this in the bible? Actually Job mentions the behemoth in these writings…yes the dinosuar existed several thousand years ago, don’t believe me, read from some famous creation scientists at http://www.answersingenesis.com

    enjoy my brothers!!

  548. doug, remember I pointed out a number of reasons why I’m not a believer? This is something that makes me less likely to become a believer. Dinosaurs living a few thousand years ago? Sorry, doug, but that’s demented. That is the most diplomatic way I can describe it.

    If you insist on being literal you’re giving non-believers the best ammunition at all – the ability to point out that the literal Bible is clearly false and ridiculous.

  549. UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    SO tired of this IGNORANT godbottery!!!!!

  550. “As far as I know the Dead Sea Scrolls …”

    The DSS fit within a range of 150BC – 70CE. For the most part, they predate Christianity.

  551. I agree translation is very difficult … A good scholar though would use a few translations, along with dictionaries and historical commentaries. The main thing though is an ear for the illuminating of Scripture by the Holy Spirit …

    Is that how you think serious scholars should work? Through the Holy Spirit?

  552. “Christian sites are boring, I like a healthy debate, ”

    When what you are saying rises to the level of debate, we’ll let you know.

  553. Roger, don’t think I am not tired of the christian garbledigook that spouts out of the mouths of His elect?

    I am not responsible for anybody but myself….modern day christianity gives true Christ followers a bad name…

    The Christians in Sudan that stand up in the face of death and proclaim Christ while watching their families slaughtered in front of them, because they won’t deny Jesus, now those are my hero’s!!

  554. Good Call, Sunny!

  555. You mean just spouting tired Jeebusy platitudes ad nauseum isn’t debate? ;-)

  556. There is exactly as much proof for Jesus as there is for Osiris. A story. Beyond that, sorry mate, there’s no proof for Jesus’ resurrection.

    I will not argue that “Jesus” did exist. I will argue that he did NOT exist as recorded in the Bible.

  557. Many Christian scholars have examined the evidence. I would suggest that you read something that is not written from a Christian biased perspective. It may enlighten you.

  558. Without the Holy Spirit unlocking the Bible you will not understand the truth of God’s word – it is a locked book. You will only comment on your own wisdom and not the wisdom of God.

    ‘But a natural man does not accept the things of the Spirit of God; for they are foolishness to him, and he cannot understand them.’ (1 Cor. 2:14)

    ‘…not in words taught by human wisdom, but in those taught by the Spirit.’ (1 Cor. 2:13)

    Which is why the Psalmist said, ‘open my eyes that I may behold wonderful things from your law.’ (Ps. 119:18)

    ‘the god of this world has blinded the minds of the unbelieving, that they might not see the light of the gospel of the glory of Christ, who is the image of God.’ (2 Cor. 4:4).

    So the answer is yes, how else, but not my answer but God’s.

  559. “You are going to find that almost all of us have asked god/the holy spirit/ jesus/allah/ etc… to reveal himself and his alleged truth to us. It is the utter lack of response that started us questioning his existence.”

    Technically, it would be a lack of faith. People I’ve known have waited for years for “answered prayers” without really questioning His existence. But if someone doesn’t have faith in something, no wonder they question it. They didn’t really believe in it in the first place. If someone has faith, they have no reason to question it.

  560. Romans 1:21

    21For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened.

    So here God shows that He hardens hearts….

  561. Using a book to prove arguments against said book is not logical. You have to prove the existence of such a “holy spirit” (and if this thing exists, then why’s it so ridiculously selective about to whom it reveals crap?).

  562. I can understand why you’d say something about letting the Holy Spirit guide you if you’re just an ordinary believer trying to make sense of your belief and the Bible.

    But a scholar, studying, say, the Dead Sea scrolls? Talk about a big fat case of confirmation bias. Nobody is going to take such a scholar seriously. Nor should they.

  563. Sorry trj, I need to clarify this.

    I was referring to the Bible when I talked about the Holy Spirit revealing the truth of God’s word and not the Dead Sea Scrolls-although I am sure the Holy Spirit would help here also, if asked.

    In reply to Roger’s comments I can reply: have you asked the Holy Spirit to reveal the truth to you?
    If you desire to know the truth then why not ask Him? You never know you may become part of the select people! All you need to do is ask.

    “and if this thing exists, then why’s it so ridiculously selective about to whom it reveals crap?”

  564. “have you asked the Holy Spirit to reveal the truth to you?
    If you desire to know the truth then why not ask Him?”

    You are going to find that almost all of us have asked god/the holy spirit/ jesus/allah/ etc… to reveal himself and his alleged truth to us. It is the utter lack of response that started us questioning his existence.

    Did you really think it was going to be this easy?

    “I’m sure none of them have ever thought about asking god to reveal himself. I’ll just suggest that and they will finally get it!”

    sheeesh.

  565. …. In reply to Roger’s comments I can reply: have you asked the Holy Spirit to reveal the truth to you?

    are you refering to jesus christ bieng our lord and savior when you say truth.

  566. “are you refering to jesus christ bieng our lord and savior when you say truth.”

    That’s part of it, but the truth is the whole of God’s word ( John 17:17)

    Asking the Holy Spirit to reveal the truth must be done with sincere motives, with a humble attitude, with a desire to know the Lord.
    God knows all hearts and also if we are proud to carry our sin, and unrepentant, then chances are that our request or prayer will not be answered.
    We have to come to the Lord with a repentant heart, not with one that demands He does what we ask and tells us everything on our terms. We cannot approach the Lord in arrogance.

  567. ” We have to come to the Lord with a repentant heart, not with one that demands He does what we ask and tells us everything on our terms. We cannot approach the Lord in arrogance. ”

    Are you saying that no one who honestly tried to find god (christian or otherwise) failed to do so.

    I for one used to be a christian and I tried as hard as I could to find god but your god didn’t speak to me or didn’t reveal himself to me.

    I have a few question for you
    1) When you claim that god does everything we ask are you claiming that god answers all prayers .
    2) Please give me your best understood definition of gods whole word.
    3) If your god really wants people to find him why is he hiding.

  568. @markbey

    Hi Mark? sorry missed your post yesterday.

    ” We have to come to the Lord with a repentant heart, not with one that demands He does what we ask and tells us everything on our terms. We cannot approach the Lord in arrogance. ”

    Are you saying that no one who honestly tried to find god (christian or otherwise) failed to do so.

    Difficult to answer this one because I do not personally know everyone, but God extends His invitation of salvation to all people.
    Perhaps if people have not found God then either it is not yet the time that God has ordained, or they have not approached Him in humility and repentance of their sins. I would say that God knows everyone and promises that whoever seeks God with a sincere heart will find Him.

    I for one used to be a christian and I tried as hard as I could to find god but your god didn’t speak to me or didn’t reveal himself to me.

    If you became a Christian you must have found
    God! Puzzled!

    I have a few question for you
    1) When you claim that god does everything we ask are you claiming that god answers all prayers .

    Yes! But did I claim that God does everything we ask?
    “We have to come to the Lord with a repentant heart, not with one that demands He does what we ask and tells us everything on our terms”

    2) Please give me your best understood definition of gods whole word.
    The Bible

    3) If your god really wants people to find him why is he hiding.

    He isn’t, it is written down over 66 books over thousands of years

    Blessings

  569. “Without the Holy Spirit unlocking the Bible you will not understand the truth of God’s word – it is a locked book. ”

    Without 3-D glasses unlocking “A Perfect World” you will not understand his revelation – it is a locked book. Have you ever tried it?

    -I don’t intend to be mean, I only want you to acknowledge that your sentence is really “strange”, it has no sense for any non-believer neither for most of the believers.

  570. “If you desire to know the truth then why not ask Him? You never know you may become part of the select people! All you need to do is ask.”

    I should think that all the comments on this blog by us atheists asking for proof and evidence is the very act of seeking truth. At the very least, we’re seeking validation of your (and other believers’) beliefs. Surely your “God” sees all this activity on the Intarwebs…surely, if it exists, and if it cares about its creation, and if it wants all of human kind to know it, then it will make itself plainly visible or apprehensible by the very faculties that it allegedly installed in its creation.

  571. @Roger

    “I should think that all the comments on this blog by us atheists asking for proof and evidence is the very act of seeking truth.”

    Exactly, this is what it is all about. God wants you to seek the truth and He wants you to understand His word.
    But you need Him to help you. You cannot control God and make Him do what you ask Him, and then because he does not meet your criteria dismiss Him and go of on your own thing.

    In the Bible there is enough evidence. Around the world today there is enough evidence. But because it is not proven conclusively it is rejected.
    With some people if Jesus suddenly appeared in from of them they would quickly dismiss it.
    Perhaps only a shout at God, from a person, to do exactly as they say is what is needed. But sorry God does not dance on our fingers.
    Could we even command our friends to do exactly what we wanted, how should we expect it of God then.
    Would he have our respect if He just jumped around to our demands.

    There is a verse in the Bible about ‘waiting upon the Lord’. Why? Because He knows better than we do about how everything fits together, about what is the best thing to do, about how the universe, law, physics, fit together.

    It is not about us, we are the created, He is the creator. Today people worship the created and not the creator.
    For your re-assurance God does know everything, so better to leave it to Him to decide what is best.

    Blessings

  572. The dates of the scrolls are debated. The fact that they mention Christianity and Jesus must mean that some, if not all, were written after the ascension of Christ.

    “Some scholars have argued that the scrolls were the product of Jews living in Jerusalem, who hid the scrolls in the caves near Qumran while fleeing from the Romans during he destruction of Jerusalem in 70 CE.” (Wikepdia).

    This is going off-topic slightly and there are other theories, so I’ll leave it here.
    Blessings

  573. I should have added “and I bet eastern cultures have spring festivals as well”. Thanks for that.

    I do find it amusing that Christmas is now celebrated in Japan. A modern day assimilation of a festival containing elements of at least two different religious traditions, by a culture with a third, completely separate religious tradition. Extra presents!

  574. I find it curious that we still celebrate the death of Jesus depending upon a moon’s calendar, it’s funny. May I celebrate my birthday that way?

    Besides, it’s supposed that europeans come from Aryans from the region of India-Iran (”Historians also believe that Holi was celebrated by all Aryans but more so in the Eastern part of India”) so maybe our spring festival come from those times – althought a festival based upon equinoxes may be common to all the cultures with astrological notions

  575. I guess there was a codicil in there excusing calling people “fools” on the Internet.

  576. I was always a little jealous of my cousins who had Orthodox grandparents. It meant that they got two Easters, two Christmases and a Name Day as well as a birthday.

  577. Well, friday is the holy day for all of us pastafarians :)

  578. butbutbut…doesn’t it make your monitor explode? :-)

  579. Nah, it just crashes the OS.

  580. The proof of Jesus resurrection lies all around you. Millions of testimonies and Christians and a faith that has stood through centuries.

    Where is Osiris now? I would reckon that most people would know Jesus than know Osiris. Both of them are stories, one is fiction, one is fact.

    How would you know about Jesus apart from the Bible. Admittedly, evidence is there, written by historical scholars. But first hand knowledge has also been written by people that knew Him and followed Him during His ministry on earth. Luke was a physician and his intention was to record the truth about Jesus.

  581. “The proof of Jesus resurrection lies all around you. Millions of testimonies and Christians and a faith that has stood through centuries.”

    Cool – the fact that people have believed in jesus through the centuries is proof of his resurection? Who knew.

    Of course that also means the muslims have it right, because people have believed in that allah guy for centuries too.

    “How would you know about Jesus apart from the Bible. Admittedly, evidence is there, written by historical scholars.”

    Cite please.

  582. Scholars write about Jesus because of the religion some people made based around him, that doesn’t prove his divinity, that just proves that he’s an interesting identity.

    How would I know about Jesus without the Bible? Obviously, I wouldn’t. Without the Bible, and without the people who trumped up his divinity SEVERAL GENERATIONS AFTER the time that he was around, then he would’ve been just another ancient history Jewish rabbi.

    The “proof” of Jesus’ resurrection is the word of others. So, if I were to tell you that I am the second coming of Christ, and had twelve friends of mine tell you the same thing, would you then believe that?

    If I never performed a miracle before you, but claimed that I had, and had these twelve people back it up, would that convince you?

    If I had my twelve friends all write a gospel about how divine I am, would you believe that?

    If I did anything, today, that serves as evidence in your eyes for Jesus… would you then believe me to be everything I claim?

    In the end, you did not witness any of Jesus’ miracles. They are stories in a glorified story book. They are things that you are told, and you take everything that they say to you just on the word of all of these people who have ALSO never witnessed anything that Jesus is said to have done. Since your proof for Jesus is what others have told you, then my proof for my divinity is what I am telling you.

    In the entire existence of our civilized recorded history, there has never been magic outside of fictional stories. The Bible is as demonstratively true as is any play from Shakespeare. There may be some similarities to real events within both, but they’re largely works of fiction.

  583. “Where is Osiris now?”

    Well if Emperor Constantine had used the religion of Osiris instead of Christianity, it’d be a world religion now.

    Think about it.

  584. rodneyAnonymous

    Also, there is no evidence that Jesus existed.

  585. Romans 1:21 (New International Version)

    21For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened.

    no offense

  586. You’re welcome.

    And Happy Re-erection Day!

    Harleigh Kyson Jr.

  587. annabellasepiphanies

    Oh Dork Man, you are so angry and bitter-for the wrong reasons. I would be a hyprocrite if I were to say I wasn’t.

    There would be no rational way to explain to you what I’m talking about, and to give my personal examples would take up to much room for a blog response thread, but I will say this….

    Science and religion are not as far removed from one another as you think, and the Atheist belief system is based on nothing more than scientific values. I have always kept an open mind. Over the years my friends have come from diversified religious belief systems- from atheists to so called “satanists”- in fact, my twin soul was an atheist up until the day she died. A belief system is really nothing more than a persons search for the truth, and whatever it is you believe, I know that you will continue to question the mysteries of life and death-humans are built to pursue wisdom and truth.

    With that said, I implore you to keep an open mind-to not do so would be to desensitize the power of your mind.

    Check out the Book, “The Afterlife Experiments:Breakthrough Scientific Evidence of Life After Death.” It was written by Gary E. Schwartz, one of the most respected scientist’s of our time. In that book you’ll find other references to a plethora of professionals who also lean towards, and work within fields based on scientific evidence. (i.e. not religious)

    All I’m saying is that I believe there is another side to our universe, there is a creator of that which is both beautiful and chaotic, and that when we die, it doesn’t end here. “Energy never dies, it just changes form” Theres a scientific fact for you.

    Be well.

    annabella

  588. A smarty pants indeed, you are LRA. How long did you go to college? 20 years? You remind me of a text book. Except you can think for yourself, of course. And you’d probably be hard to fit into a locker.

  589. annabellasepiphanies

    I do not label my spirituality. Why does there always have to be a label in religion? I believe there is a creator, I believe in life after death, and I pray. Some may call me a christian, but christians wouldn’t consider me so because I don’t buy into organized religion, nor that the Bible is flawless.

    If I had to be labeled I would probably be considered New Age, or a mix a several denominations-I find truth in many denominations, and beyond that many of these are nearly exactly alike- The only difference is the name of their Gods and there interpretation of heaven and hell-what the process is etc etc.

  590. Markbey,

    As I stated above, Atheist base their beliefs on what is rational and can be proven. Thus, going on faith is not something that an Atheist will do. Many Christians do not understand this concept of rationality. Some believe that Atheists become that way because they were hurt by someone who was religious, was denied something by God, or other reason. The truth is that Atheist need absolute proof of the existence of God, such as Him coming down and showing himself. That will never happen though. So Atheist will continue to not believe in God.

    As for proofs that the Bible is authentic; for every proof that it is, there is a proof that it isn’t. That, to an Atheist, makes the Bible seem irrational. The Bible itself is irrational because of all the contradictions that are present and the fact that it was written well after the facts by people who were not present at the actual event. Additionally, the Bible appears to be a compendium of stories based upon the myths that were present prior to the Bible. It just appears that someone wanted to play Hans Christian Anderson by making one big story of the myths that were present at that time.

    The birth of Jesus from a virgin is irrational. The impregnation of Mary by a God is irrational. The death of Jesus in order to save the sinners of the world is irrational. There really is little in the Bible them makes it possible for an Atheist to ‘believe’.

    It is a frame of mind. Some people are more easily deluded than others. Atheists are some of the best educated and most read people out there. There is a reason why religion does not want their followers to read certain books. It is to keep you from thinking. I would suggest that you read some books written by Atheists with an open mind before you condemn our non-belief in God. Especially those of you who so ardently wish us Atheist to read the Bible (which I have read at least 4 times now).

  591. “I believe there is a creator, I believe in life after death, and I pray.”

    What evidence do you have that the creator exists or that your prayer works?

  592. ….. I do not label my spirituality ……

    with all do respect that isn’t what i asked you, what i would like to know specifically is what informs your beliefs.

    where do you get them from, what philosophies or text inform your ideas on spiritiaulity. i am assuming you didnt just make them up.

    not trying to be a jerk im just curious.

  593. “The evidence I have is my own life, Jesus saved me and is still changing me”

    This isn’t evidence, it’s a statement. what evidence do you have that it was jesus that saved/changed you and not one of any number of causes (the most likel of which is plain old you.)

    “how many people have the ability to change there lives?”

    Every single last one, if by change you mean stop engaging in behaviors that negatively impact their lives. If by change you mean something else (like improve their standard of living) then there can be many external factors that keep them from the change. (Of course there is no evidence I’ve seen that jesus changes those for people either.)

  594. So how does this “faith” happen then. If I question god’s existence, but still act as if he exists, that’s not enough for god? There is some “faith” beyond that which is required?

    BTW…how do you know this abouth “lack of faith?”

  595. I can’t tell if you’re being ironic or not.

  596. trj

    me?

  597. …. But if someone doesn’t have faith in something, no wonder they question it. They didn’t really believe in it in the first place. If someone has faith, they have no reason to question it.
    …..

    how do you know if this is a true statement or not. if a woman or a man believed and had faith that their wife or husband had never cheated but then found out otherwise doesn’t that invalidate this statement.

    are you saying people cant believe something or have strong faith in something once but then later on change their mind after finding out evidence that disproves what they had originally believed.

  598. @Bill:
    No, Niva Tuvia.

  599. Niva Tuvia, do you mean the faith that according to the parable of the centurion’s servant and 1 Cor. 12:10 and Eph. 2:8 is a gift from God? I tried praying for that one too, for several years. Nothing.

  600. “BTW…how do you know this abouth “lack of faith?””

    Remember I mentioned having my own experience with atheism?

    “how do you know if this is a true statement or not. if a woman or a man believed and had faith that their wife or husband had never cheated but then found out otherwise doesn’t that invalidate this statement.

    are you saying people cant believe something or have strong faith in something once but then later on change their mind after finding out evidence that disproves what they had originally believed.”

    The wife or husband didn’t question it until there was evidence. I claim that I haven’t found any evidence against God, so I don’t really know where you were going with that. Maybe I misunderstood your question.

    “Niva Tuvia, do you mean the faith that according to the parable of the centurion’s servant and 1 Cor. 12:10 and Eph. 2:8 is a gift from God? I tried praying for that one too, for several years. Nothing.”

    No. I was referring to faith in general for anything, not just God.

  601. But those scriptures and the example of the centurion clearly support the concept of faith in God being a gift from God – “…help my unbelief”, as the centurion pleas. Why, if God exists, would he deny the genuine request for this gift over years, when this is the only thing that is going to “save” me?

    I think I have every reason to question a faith that is unsupported over a long period of time, despite the fact that I did indeed “really believe it in the first place”. That’s probably why it took so long for me to lose it – one doesn’t like to find out that a deeply held conviction is false.

  602. “Remember I mentioned having my own experience with atheism?”

    Yeah – you really didn’t answer my question. State above that “lack of faith” is what causes god to keep from revealing himself to us. My question are:

    1. How do you know it’s l”ack of faith” that keeps giod from showing up on my front porch; and

    2. What does “faith” mean in your world?

    You seem to imply it’s something more than asking, begging god to reveal himself, or acting as if god exists even if you have doubts. If that’s so, what does it mean?

  603. Bill,
    The evidence I have is my own life, Jesus saved me and is still changing me, ask my wife (she would say “yep” he’s not the same person I married”) how many people have the ability to change there lives?

    Answer: nobody really, maybe for a time, maybe to put on a good face, but deep inside you are who you are. Only Christ can transform the human soul and make it into something B-E-A-UTIFUL!!

    read this for more evidence of Christ…
    http://www.allaboutjesuschrist.org/the-case-for-christ.htm

  604. personal anecdotes are an especially bad and unreliable form of evidence

  605. That’s bull crap, Doug.

    I’ve changed my life drastically WITHOUT Jesus.

    I used to be addicted to crystal meth, and then I quit. God had nothing to do with it, I just decided that I didn’t like who I had become.

  606. Sock! Good for you! That’s awesome! :)

  607. It just gets my goat when people claim that we cannot better ourselves without turning to Jesus.

    It also offends the FUCK out of me if I relate to someone my own trials and hardships, and they say “Jesus helped you, even if you didn’t know it.” because that cheapens my own accomplishment.

    -I- am strong, -I- am loving, -I- am good. I am not ANY of those things because of Jesus. -I- chose to be because -I- cannot imagine being anything else. It is something that I do for myself and by myself. To attribute these difficult actions to SOMEONE ELSE…! Oh that infuriates me.

    And I know that Doug didn’t do that, might not even have done it, but. Some Godheads do make that claim.

  608. Well, Sock, I believe in your strength and I believe that you did accomplish those things yourself! As I said, it is awesome!

  609. rodneyAnonymous

    Sock: you are awesome. Good job.

    It also irritates me when people cheapen human effort by attributing good things to a god, but I don’t have an extreme example like that. “‘God’ didn’t spend hours planning, acquiring, and preparing this meal, goddamnit!”

  610. You forgive us? How very presumptuous of you. Not to mention arrogant.

  611. So very, very wrong.

    Forgiveness is a foundational teaching of pretty much every major religion, including Islam. You’d be hard pressed to find an ethical teaching in which Christianity is special or apart from the others.

  612. Wow- A creed that isn’t even in the bible!!! That was written by men hundreds of years after Jesus died! Wow! I’m so convinced now!

  613. Sigh – why even come here is this is what you are going to offer in support of your argument for god.

    At least he admits he has no evidence:

    “don’t have anything but my life and my belief…”

  614. Annabella Hargrove

    In Doug’s defense, among all the sects, Baptist, Methodist, (an offshoot of Roman Catholicism) Lutheran, Protestant, Church of Christ etc etc etc, Roman Catholicism is the most lenient, and in my opinion has the most validity among them. Along with Judaism and Paganism, Roman Catholicism is one of the oldest religious sects. (Please spare me the crackpot jokes about the child molesting priests’, it’s been done again and again.)

    The problem with his defense however is, as many of you have noted, who is to say which denomination is truely correct? Who is to say that all Buddists, Muslims, Jews, etc are wrong and that christianity is the only way into heaven? No one knows that with any certainty, and as I mentioned before-let us not forget the passage, “Judge not lest thee be judged.”

    On another note, I find it somewhat amusing that you throughly enjoy “House”, when his character is blatantly atheist. YA RLY.

    BTW House is my hero.

  615. Thats OK I forgive you. :)

  616. First of all, I am really happy for Sock, not many can say what he said…everyone finds their strength somewhere, drugs are a killer, (satan has a heydey with my brother-in-law).

    I found mine in Christ, I am excited to know that I am changed now and changed for eternity…pretty good package.

    TRJ, you have got to look into answersingenesis.com it is by far the best data ever compiled by international scientists….I am not making this stuff up….good stuff, legit, every Atheist should dig into this stuff…case for Christ was also written by and atheist…more good stuff.

    L8tr

  617. Ow! Ow! Owwww! The ignorance burns! Ow!

  618. Seriously, Doug. You need to look here:

    http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/pseudo-science/

  619. LRA, wait a minute wasn’t that info compiled by a bunch of cynics?

    is this a trick?

    You almost got me….

  620. No- It was compiled by the best philosophical minds in the field! It was compiled by people who make their living doing this stuff!!!

  621. Further, a good site for the compilation of the actual science is here:

    http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/comdesc/

    It cites *actual* scientific literature. If you want to see if any of the fake scientists over at answers in genesis have any actual scientific publications (and the answer is they don’t, but you might want to look anyway), then search here:

    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/

    Seriously, guy, check it out!!!

  622. And I want to reiterate that the first link I put there is from the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy. You know Stanford University– the IV League of California?

  623. Whoa, Doug! Your new pic is a little scary/mean looking. You’re a fairly nice guy, so I’m not sure if it represents!

  624. Looks very similar to how Edward Norton looked in American History X.

    That was a fantastic movie. It’s what lead me to accepting Edward Norton as my lord and savior and favorite actor.

  625. I totally love Ed Norton!

  626. As you should! If anyone is the son of God, it’s him.

  627. @doug:
    AIG is probably one of the worst sources you can find if you expect to be taken seriously. What next, you’ll tell me Kent Hovind is a respectable scholar?

    The working premise of AIG is that God is true and then “evidence” is found to support this claim. That is the antithesis of real science.

    From their about page:

    The Bible—the “history book of the universe”—provides a reliable, eye-witness account of the beginning of all things, and can be trusted to tell the truth in all areas it touches on. Therefore, we are able to use it to help us make sense of this present world. When properly understood, the “evidence” confirms the biblical account.

    That’s simply pathetic.

  628. I have to wonder how many “scholars” there are out there who proclaim to not be “serious”. I’ll wager, not many.

  629. I have to wonder how many “scholars” there are out there who proclaim to not be “serious”. I’ll wager, not many.

    -I’ll pretend for one minute that you didn’t get what I meant.

    Just because they don’t “proclaim to not be serious” doesn’t mean they are taken seriously. And the ones that are taken seriously are ’serious scholars’ in my book.

  630. Miguel: “I’ll pretend for one minute that you didn’t get what I meant.”

    You’ll pretend? That should come easily enough.

    Continues….”Just because [scholars] don’t ‘proclaim to not be serious’ doesn’t mean they are taken seriously. And the ones that are taken seriously are ’serious scholars’ in my book.”

    I won’t pretend that you didn’t get what I meant; there’s no need to.

    What you just said, above, has nothing to do with my point regarding what you said previously. I’m not talking in least bit about how “scholars” are perceived; I’m talking about how they perceive themselves. I fully understand that by “serious”, what you mean is the ones you agree with, and vice versa. And if they have a differing conclusion?… well, of course Miguel can proclaim all he’d like that he doesn’t take them seriously. However, that does not mean that they are not “serious” about what they do. Do you honestly think a “scholar” with whom you disagree cannot be taken seriously by someone *else*? Oh, nevermind…. the point was obviously lost on you. Forget it.

  631. “I fully understand that by “serious”, what you mean is the ones you agree with “

    Uh, No. Looks like you DIDN’T get my point. When I said “serious” I meant the ones who are generally agreed with by people who study the matter. Dan Brown may have got his information from some Bible scholars, at least thats what he claims, but the ideas he put forward are generally not agreed with by the bulk of respected Bible scholars. We have to accept that in cases like these, there are people who introduce radical ideas that go against the conventional idea, without convincing and peer reviewed evidence to support their claims. And these were the ones I was talking about.

    So this particular line of yours was done for the sake of being contentious, bit pathetic.

    I’m not talking in least bit about how “scholars” are perceived; I’m talking about how they perceive themselves.

    - Well you responded to my question. I wasn’t talking about how scholars perceive themselves – why should anyone talk about this anyway, seems irrelevant – I was talking about how they were perceived.

    And if they have a differing conclusion?

    - Even if they had differing conclusions, if they are radical and newly introduced ideas to which they have no solid/convincing evidence for, then chances are such conclusions will be marginalized. You don’t get this?

    well, of course Miguel can proclaim all he’d like that he doesn’t take them seriously. However, that does not mean that they are not “serious” about what they do.

    - Well, ofcourse boom can claim to take them seriously even if they go against conventional beliefs without convincing evidence. However that does not mean that everyone else should, nor does it mean that it is rational that one do so.

    Do you honestly think a “scholar” with whom you disagree cannot be taken seriously by someone *else*?

    - Strawman. Here I can do that too: Do you honestly think that a scholar who is generally perceived, by other scholars, to be diverging from conventional wisdom without convincing evidence should be treated seriously by those ‘other scholars’, and therefore us?

  632. Hello?? He existed before the universe… that IS logos theory!!! Duh! Check out Heraclitus or Plato, please!

    In fact, read Plato’s Republic. It’s eerie how much *christianity* there is in a book that predates the gospels by 600 years!!!

  633. Awwww. I like JC better. This guy makes me nuts!!! :(

  634. The bible was written by illiterate arabs back when they thought the earth was flat. Any 12 year old today knows incredibly more about the universe than the wisest man of biblical times.
    Religion could not possibly be started today. Can you imagine a woman walking into any major hospital anywhere in the world today and explaining that she was a pregnant virgin and that she was carrying the child of a man or spirit in the sky.
    “Code 69. Get someone from Psyche down here, STAT!”

    Religion is something one inherits from their family,society, or culture. If Osama Bin Laden had been born in Kansas he would probably be a Baptist. If he had a good education he would probably be a scientist.
    We must take religion out of our schools and cease and desist from brainwashing our children before they are old enough to reason for themselves and religion would disappear in one generation!
    Finally, if there is a god he needs to seriously hone his marketing skills in Advertising 101. All he has to do is paint a big message across the moon for all to see.
    “I AM GOD YOU DAMN FOOLS
    DON’T YOU KNOW ITS ME DAT RULES
    SO DROP ON DOWN AND WORSHIP ME
    OR I’LL BURN YOUR ASSES FOR ETERNITY”
    Hallelujah! That would work on even me! Parables just don’t get it dude.

  635. If God wrote that, I doubt that would get you to love Him, it will just get you to fear Him.

    Which proves the point I’ve been making, you people will only believe if God reveals himself to you in your own terms.