Comments on: It’s a Miracle! Can’t You See and Feel Her?

By: carlos lascoutx

carlos lascoutx — Sun, 10 May 2009 14:23:18 +0000

…hmmm, i’d say she(mary)was food for thought. did anyone get the manufacturer’s name off
the griddle? we may have a new church starting up here.

By: The Saturday Dump Festival | The Cincinnati Man

The Saturday Dump Festival | The Cincinnati Man — Sat, 09 May 2009 16:11:09 +0000

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By: Kodie

Kodie — Thu, 07 May 2009 05:35:39 +0000

Ok, don’t pour any batter and see how long it takes for pancakes to appear.

By: DeMar

DeMar — Tue, 05 May 2009 14:35:37 +0000

I once read somewhere, (forgive me, I don’t remember where) that humans naturally try to find a face in everything. I has to do with remembering whom others are. We are visual creatures and we remember our friends and family by memorizing their faces. It’s like how dogs smell each other to recognize friend or stranger.

Anyway, the article had to do with people seeing aliens and ghosts but I think the same could apply here.

What kind of god would reveal himself or herself on a griddle anyway? WTF people. Just a thought.

By: PKW

PKW — Tue, 05 May 2009 10:36:00 +0000

I’m a Christian but it beats me how so many people recognize the Virgin Mary when they see her while they’ve never actually seen her before?

By: rodneyAnonymous

rodneyAnonymous — Tue, 05 May 2009 00:47:11 +0000

ARGH! My eyes! I can’t see my eyes!

By: zach

zach — Mon, 04 May 2009 23:20:47 +0000

If you squint your eyes just a little bit harder…

By: Roger

Roger — Mon, 04 May 2009 23:13:13 +0000

ZOMG Itz Jeezus!

By: Renegado, Mr. Tempest, and the Virgin Mary

Renegado, Mr. Tempest, and the Virgin Mary — Mon, 04 May 2009 22:47:27 +0000

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By: rodneyAnonymous

rodneyAnonymous — Mon, 04 May 2009 21:25:19 +0000

“I bring you these fifteen *crash* … ten! ten commandments.”

By: DarkMatter

DarkMatter — Mon, 04 May 2009 21:20:38 +0000

With the 10 commandments written by the finger of God? It will be priceless if it is a lamb’s poo.

By: David Cowan

David Cowan — Mon, 04 May 2009 21:14:11 +0000

My dog pooped out the likeness of Moses. You can buy the turd for $50,000.

By: Jim Etchison

Jim Etchison — Mon, 04 May 2009 20:05:10 +0000

Would you like some salvation with that?

By: claidheamh mor

claidheamh mor — Mon, 04 May 2009 19:51:37 +0000

I was hoping this subject would come up again after “And finally tonight: Jesus”. Since then I saw an online video of a woman keeping a grilled cheese sandwich with “his” image – because the fact that the image didn’t show in a picture upload was a sign for her to keep it herself because he was communicating with her.

In honor of her, I found an image on my bathroom floor. However, it’s not Jesus; it’s more like a 3/4 view of Ebenezer Scrooge, seen slightly from the left. It really looks like a mean old guy with a big beaked nose.

Would somebody please tell that woman that actually the image is of Judas? It’s kind of hard to tell, since they were both adult males of similar heritage, and cheese is a poor print medium, tending to distort the image a bit. Or maybe Scrooge is communicating with her, after she practiced breeding without forethought on a low income. That oughta set her straight.

By: Sunny Day

Sunny Day — Mon, 04 May 2009 19:14:48 +0000

Better to believe in the TimeCube god.