Comments on: A Seat To Yourself

By: michael

michael — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 02:41:06 +0000

Sit next to him and start talking Amway, or Jehovahs Witness, better yet. Scientology!

By: James Stewart

James Stewart — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 03:26:28 +0000

Well, technically, a state is a country or nation. The United States was exactly that, at first, a bunch of states (nations, former colonies) that decided to unite against the British. Then the merger came and the name stuck. But I see what you mean. I get pissy when people mention my “English ancestors”, when I’m actually Scottish-Irish.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 20:40:22 +0000

Wow. Ignorance.

By: century

century — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 02:56:46 +0000

mormans are fucking crazy and to damn annoying but they have there uses. me and a buddy of mine who happened to be a very large guy got locked out of his house right.well we needed to get over his like seven foot tall back fence to get back in the house. well along come to helpful mormons to push this 23opund guy up and over, we then promptly shut the door in thier face and ignored them.

By: robb

robb — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:34:34 +0000

LOL funny
but what if someone really does want to talk about jesus

By: anonymous

anonymous — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:29:35 +0000

If this was a true story, you’d have no reason to share it. The fact that you did share in this context makes you a sad, sad man … more concerned about what random strangers think of you than you are about appreciating the life experiences that brought you here. A man who most certainly would not “party at the disco” with a “hot mormon chick.”

If it’s not a true story, well, yeah … you’re an attention-starved douche. And also very sad.

By: Rhavin

Rhavin — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:22:04 +0000

@ Mark D

I am South African, and you are spouting the biggest lot of shit I have ever heard. Your statement about if you ever got to Cape Town just proves that you know nothing about the people of South Africa. Keep on dreaming, because that’s the closest you will ever get to any woman no matter where she is from.

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 19:50:53 +0000

Actually, I think “How’s your sphincter?” is pretty close. Toss up.

By: DarkMatter

DarkMatter — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:45:08 +0000

What will happen if you tell that fundie you are a terrorist christian?

By: roberto

roberto — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:34:38 +0000

what do you get when you cross a mormon with a hell’s angel ?

a guy that knocks on your door and tells you to F*CK OFF.

By: Anon

Anon — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 11:30:49 +0000

What a Douche

By: Janet Greene

Janet Greene — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:35:08 +0000

OK, I get it. Snogging leads to shagging, right? Unless you’re a fundie, in which case you might be able to get away with a little big of snog, but no shag – did I get that right? (reminds me of a joke – why do evangelical christians not shag standing up? Because it could lead to dancing…)

By: rodneyAnonymous

rodneyAnonymous — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:13:21 +0000

“Snogging” is British slang for kissing or making out.

By: Janet Greene

Janet Greene — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:48:38 +0000

Re Atlanta airport – I think it’s their way of ensuring that nobody with an IQ of less than 115 can enter the city. Undesirables will never find their way out of the airport.

By: Janet Greene

Janet Greene — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:45:51 +0000

Seems there are a few Americans on this thread. I just want to say how much I love your country. And this is an amazing thing for me to say, because I, along with many Canadians, used to be an “america basher” of sorts. I wrongly assumed that people were like, well, kinda like George W. All about guns, god, and *gasp* no universal health care!!! Barbaric. It is the height of irony that I fell for an American guy, from the south no less. Turns out it’s the fringe right-wingers that are “redneck”, not the whole country. When I went to Atlanta, I was blown away by the smells, the sophistication, the friendliness, and general coolness of the city. Now, we’re making plans for me to actually MOVE to the US in a year or so – we’ll probably be going to Illinois. The universe has quite a cosmic sense of humor, as I’ve been eating quite a few of my (former) words and they are NOT tasty.