Comments on: Jesus Is With You… Always http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/06/26/jesus-is-with-you-always/ Reasonable Thoughts on Religion, Science, Skepticism, and Atheism Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:47:03 -0500 hourly 1 By: FramtonM http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/06/26/jesus-is-with-you-always/#comment-50517 FramtonM Mon, 29 Jun 2009 06:50:59 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=5633#comment-50517 How long, oh Lord, how long, will it be till people stop depicting a Jew from Palestine (or thereabouts) as a white anglo-saxon? Heeeelp meeee...... How long, oh Lord, how long, will it be till people stop depicting a Jew from Palestine (or thereabouts) as a white anglo-saxon?
Heeeelp meeee……

]]> By: Kodie http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/06/26/jesus-is-with-you-always/#comment-50409 Kodie Sun, 28 Jun 2009 21:43:30 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=5633#comment-50409 The branch of the convo has reminded me of why I didn't like the movie <i>Saving Private Ryan</i>. Right in the first part of the movie, a soldier in battle gets shot in the skull but is protected by his helmet. The next thing he does is stop in the middle of what he was doing and all that is going on around him to take off his helmet to admire its qualities and be very impressed that he almost died and just fascinated like he never could figure out before why they issued him this magical hat, and then gets shot in the head and killed. Ruined the movie. I think we have discovered in these illustrations just who the culprit is behind stupidity. Sorry if this ruined and/or spoiled any part of the movie for anyone else. Also, Rosebud is a sled. The branch of the convo has reminded me of why I didn’t like the movie Saving Private Ryan. Right in the first part of the movie, a soldier in battle gets shot in the skull but is protected by his helmet. The next thing he does is stop in the middle of what he was doing and all that is going on around him to take off his helmet to admire its qualities and be very impressed that he almost died and just fascinated like he never could figure out before why they issued him this magical hat, and then gets shot in the head and killed. Ruined the movie. I think we have discovered in these illustrations just who the culprit is behind stupidity.

Sorry if this ruined and/or spoiled any part of the movie for anyone else. Also, Rosebud is a sled.

]]> By: Janet Greene http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/06/26/jesus-is-with-you-always/#comment-50404 Janet Greene Sun, 28 Jun 2009 21:14:49 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=5633#comment-50404 No, top of his bicep. Right where his muscles are sore. Pretty damn handy, if you ask me. No, top of his bicep. Right where his muscles are sore. Pretty damn handy, if you ask me.

]]> By: Jabster http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/06/26/jesus-is-with-you-always/#comment-50301 Jabster Sun, 28 Jun 2009 11:06:49 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=5633#comment-50301 Nope I give in -- I just can't imagine what sort of mind would have thought that was a good drawing to do. Nope I give in — I just can’t imagine what sort of mind would have thought that was a good drawing to do.

]]> By: trj http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/06/26/jesus-is-with-you-always/#comment-50295 trj Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:12:35 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=5633#comment-50295 Elbow rub? Elbow rub?

]]> By: Janet Greene http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/06/26/jesus-is-with-you-always/#comment-50264 Janet Greene Sun, 28 Jun 2009 06:07:40 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=5633#comment-50264 He's not pushing, he's massaging. He’s not pushing, he’s massaging.

]]> By: Janet Greene http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/06/26/jesus-is-with-you-always/#comment-50262 Janet Greene Sun, 28 Jun 2009 06:02:53 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=5633#comment-50262 Well, it's hard to tell with the beard and all. I love long hair on guys, but you gotta comb it now and then. Plus, guys who wander the desert day and night preaching and performing miracles may not be that hygeinic, which is kind of a turnoff. Well, it’s hard to tell with the beard and all. I love long hair on guys, but you gotta comb it now and then. Plus, guys who wander the desert day and night preaching and performing miracles may not be that hygeinic, which is kind of a turnoff.

]]> By: Janet Greene http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/06/26/jesus-is-with-you-always/#comment-50255 Janet Greene Sun, 28 Jun 2009 05:24:57 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=5633#comment-50255 Jesus is always on the lookout for another miraculous healing. Therefore, safe work practices are generally a bad idea. How can you be healed if you're ok? Jesus is always on the lookout for another miraculous healing. Therefore, safe work practices are generally a bad idea. How can you be healed if you’re ok?

]]> By: Andrew N.P. http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/06/26/jesus-is-with-you-always/#comment-50225 Andrew N.P. Sat, 27 Jun 2009 22:42:04 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=5633#comment-50225 Correction: he'd be driving a Chevy <i>while</i> riding a Harley. Sorta like the old "ass and colt" trick he pulled back in the day. Correction: he’d be driving a Chevy while riding a Harley. Sorta like the old “ass and colt” trick he pulled back in the day.

]]> By: trj http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/06/26/jesus-is-with-you-always/#comment-50215 trj Sat, 27 Jun 2009 21:23:35 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=5633#comment-50215 "Damnit, Jesus, stop pushing me! Just let me do my job, okay?" “Damnit, Jesus, stop pushing me! Just let me do my job, okay?”

]]> By: nullifidian http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/06/26/jesus-is-with-you-always/#comment-50205 nullifidian Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:20:46 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=5633#comment-50205 The joy of theology is that you can make up any old shit to explain religious "facts", and nobody can say you're wrong. Well they can, but they're obviously just not as "spiritually enlightened" as you and so you can dismiss them out of hand without having to support your assertions with that nasty materialistic "evidence" stuff. WIN! The joy of theology is that you can make up any old shit to explain religious “facts”, and nobody can say you’re wrong. Well they can, but they’re obviously just not as “spiritually enlightened” as you and so you can dismiss them out of hand without having to support your assertions with that nasty materialistic “evidence” stuff. WIN!

]]> By: nullifidian http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/06/26/jesus-is-with-you-always/#comment-50204 nullifidian Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:15:10 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=5633#comment-50204 And removing the head, or destroying the brain. And removing the head, or destroying the brain.

]]> By: Siberia http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/06/26/jesus-is-with-you-always/#comment-50156 Siberia Sat, 27 Jun 2009 15:56:16 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=5633#comment-50156 Well, depends. If Jesus looks like his usual movie versions... I mean, he's pretty hot in some of those... Well, depends. If Jesus looks like his usual movie versions… I mean, he’s pretty hot in some of those…

]]> By: claidheamh mor http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/06/26/jesus-is-with-you-always/#comment-50154 claidheamh mor Sat, 27 Jun 2009 15:40:51 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=5633#comment-50154 A threesome with Jesus! Urrrrrrrrgggghhhhhcccchhhh. But if you don't get married, he watches you masturbate. A threesome with Jesus! Urrrrrrrrgggghhhhhcccchhhh.
But if you don’t get married, he watches you masturbate.

]]> By: revPJ http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/06/26/jesus-is-with-you-always/#comment-50147 revPJ Sat, 27 Jun 2009 15:05:11 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=5633#comment-50147 <a HREF="http://jesus-withyoualways.com/ImagesJun06/welder.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://jesus-withyoualways.com/ImagesJun06/welder.jpg</a> I hope Jesus can heal his own blindness. Watching someone weld without eye protectionis such a good idea. http://jesus-withyoualways.com/ImagesJun06/welder.jpg

I hope Jesus can heal his own blindness. Watching someone weld without eye protectionis such a good idea.

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