Chair Spinning Preacher Lady

Maybe Paul should have forbidden women to dance in church, instead of talking:

Then again, if he did we might not have this wonderful video!

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21 Comments

  1. Wow. I couldn’t make it through that video…watching people make abject fools of themselves makes me feel embarrassed.

  2. Its a lap dance for the Jesus.

  3. Wow… im ashamed of being a human at 11:30am… damn it keeps getting earlier ever day.

    P.S WTF is that song even saying? haha

  4. *cringe*

  5. I…I don’t understand

  6. OK,…. that was weird.

  7. lmao! My step son saw that and asked me “what the hell was that?!?!?”

  8. This almost convinces me to become a Christian. Awesome.

  9. Its like watching an excerpt from “Tim and Eric: Awesome show great job”…….only its real….sadly…..

  10. I like at about 1:50 where the video scratches and skips. I got hopeful that she was break it down old school and spin on her head or something.

  11. I like that the editors found it to be important to show her spinning in four quadrants… because four is always better than 1, 2 or 3.

  12. If God is so powerful, perhaps he could have helped her keep her really cool hat on . . .

  13. This is the best way to convert any Christan into an Atheist!

  14. That poor woman, her epilepsy being exploited like that.

  15. Michael Jackson did the shoulders better in Thriller. And why is she promoting slavery (”praising the name of your master”)?

    Does anyone have the lyrics – I couldn’t make many of the words out?

  16. Not only can I not make out the lyrics, but it sounds like a muppet is singing. The voice reminds me of Fozzie Bear doing a high pitched female voice.

    • Yes, the voice is weird. It’s sort of metallic, as if the singer had a voice box implant and was singing through a watering can funnel.

  17. Boy, reminds me of a really bad acid trip!

  18. Everything about that video is bad. The singing is awful, the ‘dancing’ (nuff said), and the video un-quality. Someone pinch me. I can’t imagine how the ‘young people’ in the church wouldn’t lol @ this.

  19. Alternatively, could this be an occaision for the application of Poe’s Law?

  20. I don’t understand. You would only make a video of something you truly believed someone else would want to watch, right? Then WTF?

    Great. Now I have that song stuck in my head. AARRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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