Comments on: “Like a Zombie?”

By: Mau de Katt

Mau de Katt — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:59:06 +0000

She also doesn’t know nature very well, either. (But in her defense, most fundagelicals deny the new findings into natural sexual behavior of animals.) So… homosexuality is evil and hated by God because it is not in nature — there are “no homosexual birds” or “lesbian deer.” Well, I don’t know about the deer, but someone better tell those gay zoo penguins that they don’t exist, despite the fact that they’ve even raised an adopted chick together! Or the gay swans… or porpoises… etc etc etc.

But it was the last part of her “pray away the gay” prayer that really stood out for me: “I pray that she will wake up, I pray that she will have intimacy with God, not another woman. God will make her full, God will make her satisfied, God will make her whole, God will be her friend, God will be her lover… Amen.”

Ummm…. that “intimacy with God” sounds an awful lot likeone of those rather explicit trashy romance novels that are so popular these days….

By: Sgt Skepper

Sgt Skepper — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:12:46 +0000

Exactly! I thought half the point is that Jesus WAS bodily ressurected, hence why they couldn’t find his body in the tomb aftewards and why Thomas could poke his wounds.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:01:34 +0000

What’s really sad is this lady doesn’t even know her own church’s teachings. That Jesus only rose from the dead spiritually was a belief held by early Gnostic Christians and deemed a heresy by what became the “orthodox” church. According to the church Jesus was a full blown zombie.. not just an “eternal spiritual zombie” haha

But in her defense it’s all so ridiculous it’s hard to keep it all straight. :)

By: Andrew Milne

Andrew Milne — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 05:09:49 +0000

http://footbullet.net/2009/07/06/prayers-answered/

By: Aor

Aor — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 21:23:35 +0000

Not being able to witness sure does cramp your style, John. Soon you will be down to just shouting ‘No’ over and over.

By: DarkMatter

DarkMatter — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 19:08:29 +0000

Copy cat – failed.

By: Felix

Felix — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 15:41:27 +0000

That’s right, it was a rib-woman. He also failed to explain that the soul is really you, while the rest of the stuff surrounding it just there to provide a vessel for sin to enter. The sooner we get rid of it the better. But we need a corrupted soul first, or else we wouldn’t be able to appreciate how it would be having an uncorrupted one, which we only get if we agree to have the corruption removed after acknowledging that it’s our fault for accepting birth. Amazing how it all makes sense when you think about it properly.

By: boomSLANG

boomSLANG — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 14:37:25 +0000

Prove it.

By: John C

John C — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 14:35:37 +0000

Wrong spot…

By: boomSLANG

boomSLANG — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 14:19:53 +0000

Spot on!

By: John C

John C — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 13:55:40 +0000

Not even close…

By: matt

matt — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 10:53:36 +0000

a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree …LMAO

By: catsnjags

catsnjags — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 10:11:30 +0000

I have been checking the Footbullet site for several months. His posts are hilarious!! Unfortunately this genius 19 year old Aussie only updates about once or twice a month.

By: Len

Len — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 09:28:04 +0000

I’d have thought that – these days – there’d be a prayer hotline e-mail account that would go directly to God. Or did I miss the announcement?