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Amusing! I always find it hard to believe people actually put stock in things like the “virgin Mary” on a grilled cheese sandwich. Everyone knows she would only appear on pizza.
nice. it’s quite a feat to make me audibly laugh and this one had me rolling for 2 minutes.
“oh no, wait, not that” :-D CLASSIC!!
Yes, I was only moderately amused until that line was said. Then I nearly died laughing!
Those two did a very, very funny film called Magicians which is well worth a watch :-)
“Suck my wand – it’s magic!”
B-b-b-b-but if the melon is a message… who put it there? Is this like Douglas Adams’ Babel-fish that somehow cancels itself out in a puff of logic?
BTW very funny clip :D
Mitchell and Webb have been having a lot of fun at the expense of a lot of belief systems:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk21cRPbFNk (1:28 in)
Thank Vectron for Auntie!
I love it!
By Vectron’s claw, that was funny!
No no no, by Vectron, that should be Vectron’s KINDLY claw! *narrows eyes and looks at Roger with suspicion*
I think if I decided to believe in the second coming of a man who would make the world see sense, speak wisdom and create a wonderful heaven on Earth through his teachings he would probably be a lot like David Mitchell.
Second coming? Have you been watching those porn videos again?
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No, no, no. You’re thinking of ‘The Second Cumming’. And it was taken down from youtube after all those bible camp kids were horribly traumatised and had to see the counseller.
;)
Kids at bible camp get a double whammy. They get sexually abused AND mind-f*cked. In this context, even cumming once is too much.
I hate to say it, but that preacher guy was absolutely right! I BIT A PEACH TODAY, AND THERE WAS NO MESSAGE!!!! I guess that proves that there IS a god. My faith is restored. Silly atheists, always believing in the unbelievable and falling for anything. And if that doesn’t prove it to you, you should check out my potato that has an image on it that I’m positive is JC himself.
I bet it won’t cost me much to see it either, eh? Just a reasonable contribution?
We respectfully request a voluntary donation of at least $50 or the potato will not heal you. And for a voluntary donation of $100 or more, you get a photograph of the potato, autographed by me, who discovered it. But there is no cost to see it. None at all. The lord’s grace is free to everyone, as you well know.
Oh, and the photo is on shiny, high-quality paper, IN FULL COLOUR!!! praise the lord.
virgin mary appears on bird poop:
http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=8112209
Mitchell and Webb did another great god related sketch in this weeks episode, would recommend checking it out; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqC73omSk4o
OMG!! That was the BEST!!!! I want to show it to EVERYONE.
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