Comments on: Defending the Virtue of Your iPhone

By: AnonyMouse

AnonyMouse — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:47:32 +0000

This is perfect for Hemant Mehta’s iPhone, “Bristol Palin”.

By: CJ :)

CJ :) — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:12:02 +0000

Bennett replied: “If you’ve taken the pledge, you’re likely to follow it through.
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My niece’s ring disappeared about two weeks after the first boyfriend showed.

By: TheWrathOfOliverKhan

TheWrathOfOliverKhan — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 19:35:27 +0000

Are you not familiar with The Onion?

By: Slurms

Slurms — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:35:42 +0000

lol, your parents gave it to you?

parent says: “hey, don’t have sex”

teen hears: “go have lots of sex!”

By: ncloud

ncloud — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:19:31 +0000

@Jeremy — crying I’m laughing so hard!

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:00:00 +0000

I like Marcus Brigstocke’s assessment. If you want to wear a ring that tells everyone you’re not having sex you can get married like the rest of us.

By: Janet Greene

Janet Greene — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 08:56:19 +0000

Unless you could convince the folks at iPhone that you had just come in from a jog when you made a call :)

By: Janet Greene

Janet Greene — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 08:55:16 +0000

Why are christians so obsessed with sex? I was watching Seinfeld at my (christian) parents’ house. My dad said he thought it was immoral because of sexual innuendo, sex on a first date, etc. I replied that to me, sex has absolutely nothing to do with immorality. If anything on Seinfeld is immoral, it is their utter self-involvement. But seems like christians only pick out the sexual issues, every time. Maybe if they would do it more, they might be able to talk about it less. Other than Hugh Heffner, I’ve never heard anyone more obsessed with sex than christians.

By: Janet Greene

Janet Greene — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 08:52:45 +0000

OMG. Gross beyond my wildest nightmares. I’m horrified. Hardly know what to say. Clearly this classless couple thinks it’s cool to discuss the most intimate details of their sexual encounter. I feel dirty just reading it. I wish they had sex at a normal age like normal people and learned that it’s uncool to talk about it in detail like this. Which most people have figured out by age 16. Disgusting and immature.

By: Len

Len — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 08:30:26 +0000

What they don’t mention in the story about the Purity Ring application for the iPhone is that if it overhears you saying naughty things or even heavy breathing, then it wipes out all your contacts’ numbers and then turns itself off and you can never turn it on again (well, maybe if you get a second virginity – I guess that comes with a special PUK code). Everyone knows that without their iPhones, kids will be completely cut off from the world and therefore unable to engage in the sinful act of s e x.

;-)

By: Janet Greene

Janet Greene — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 08:15:45 +0000

Where can I get a phone that tells me that sex is wonderful between consenting adults? Maybe the “we-phone”. And the “iphone” could be a celebration of masturbation. Good idea? Think I can make a million off this?

By: arrakis

arrakis — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 03:34:46 +0000

At the time, it seemed like a “Get Out of Jail Free” card.

“Um, John, I have a confession to make. You’re not my first. But my preacher gave me a mulligan.”

By: Siberia

Siberia — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 02:19:17 +0000

Lmao.
Clever kid ;p

By: Roger

Roger — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:52:51 +0000

Well said!

By: Elemenope

Elemenope — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:09:16 +0000

If you can get yourself a second virginity, just like that…then the first one can’t be that big a deal in the first place.