GAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

Hooooooooooo get ready for supernatural miracles that take place that GAAAAAA is causing those powers to be destroyed and GAAAAAAAA is healin’ ya and GAAAAAAAAAA is healing you ga ga ga ga go go go. Thank you Jesus!

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  1. lol A classic!

    • these people are out of there freaking minds! the so called pastor is a total joke. and speaking in tongues thing is hilarious. maybe they are mentally ill or something?

  2. KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!

  3. Strangest speech impediment I ever heard.

  4. I’m not sure which is funnier, this guy or the farting preacher (Tilton).

  5. elemenope beat me to it!

  6. Heck, I could do that! Why am I so poor?

  7. Oh you son of a bitch, I was drinking. I may never save this keyboard.

  8. I know most Christians will say, ” We’re not all like that!!,” but I pretty sure there’s never been a scientists that yelled NEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWTON or BOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHRRRRRRR in the middle of a lecture.

    • Knowing just how weird some professors are, I’d probably take that bet.

      • Kandy Haldeman

        Professor Brothers (check out his videos on youtube on sodom and gomorrah) has a certain way about him – but he’s a cartoon – how apropos!

    • That’s not really the point. I could shout NEWTONN!!! somewhere. What would that say? I think Newton’s awesome. So what?

  9. Wow. I mean, just wow. Thanks for sharing.

  10. sounds like he has something stuck in his butt

  11. people like this would be funny ,but it scares the crap outta me that people take him and others like him seriously.

  12. Sounds like a bird call

  13. What do you expect? He reads from the King JAAAAAAAAAAMES! version of the Bible.

  14. my ears are bleeding.

  15. FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAyin Spaghetti Monster!
    FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAyin Spaghetti Monster!

    No, doesn’t work as well.

  16. This. is. Spartaaaaaa!

  17. Eeeba lalala mokosa! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  18. This guy is mentally retaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarded

  19. That’s what 50 lbs of fecal matter does to you, backs up into your brain and you become a shit head.

  20. ~Gaaa is healing you hocobabogobah… oh that’s it right here, Gaaa, ja, oh my ga! tell me how you feel now!

    ~I feel good…

    ~I feel him all over you too! God is touching you in such a powerful way right now! Oo thank you Jesus!

    Why do I feel like I should be providing a credit card number for $9.99 / minute?

  21. Is it just me, or did he take his god’s name in vain at 1:46?

  22. I was just healed of constipation. This guy scared the crap out of me.

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