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I want a cat that looks exactly like atheist cat.
I have a cat that looks exactly like atheist cat.
No, you can’t have her.
Wait, you’re a philosopher, an atheist, and you have a cat you can take pictures of …
…how have you managed not to have a blog? Really, I think this represents a failure of the system. The blog police really should have shown up at your door by now.
Probably all the pot is robbing him of his ambition.
It’s true. I just hang around other people’s blogs and eat a lot of pizza.
Ambition is for chumps. I’d rather have the pizza, to be honest.
I was going to write a witty response, but it’s not worth it.
ooh pizza….
That hasn’t stopped the others. Look at Daniel Frinke, another atheist philosopher. What did he name his blog? Camels with Hammers.
How much pot do you have to smoke before that makes sense? How are they even holding the hammers? Do the camels all walk around with hammers in their mouths? Do they use them to widen the eye of the needle? It makes no sense!
(I’m kidding, Daniel. You know we love you. )
Beware the Dromeddämmerung! (How to philosophize with a camel…holding a hammer.)
Just the other day I was sitting here looking at my screen name(Just my initials), and thinking it’s rather dull, especially(And coincidentally) in contrast to Camel with Hammers. I, on the other hand, thought it was so out there that it made a perfect name. But I’ve never been high, so I guess I’ll just have to stick with DDM.
Yours is 33% longer than mine.
Are we rounding off the tough fractions, now? ;)
Keep in mind, I *did* once work at McDonald’s.
Yes, but were you homeschooled? :P
My sister was. It did not turn out well for her.
So I did come from a fundamentalist household were homeschooling existed. I absorbed a lot of the toxins.
Nah. I think you flushed the toxins out with a healthy dose of wit.
oh no offense at all, vorjack, I’m a blogger—you can call my mother a whore as long as you just link back to my site(where her hourly rates are conveniently listed) and I’d be ecstatic just to be linked to! And I too have wondered at great length about the mysteries of how camels wind up with hammers—how they hold them, what they use them for, where do they get them—-and right now my conclusion is that there are just some mysteries in life that we just have to understand that our minds cannot solve but which require from us an attitude of but which require from us an attitude of faith.
(Of course in reality my mother’s not a whore but the greatest woman on the planet and if you say otherwise I will take it neither kindly, philosophically, nor with good humor.)
I was reading some of his comments just yesterday and found myself repeatedly trying to click on his name when he talked about being a philosopher. It was just baffling when I wasn’t hyperlinked to anything at all.
What breed of cat is it?
Actually I fudged a bit. The one in the picture looks like a Russian Blue, whereas mine is (same coloration on the face) an American Short-hair. If it were a full body shot, they wouldn’t look alike.
Ah, ok.
I really want the Russian Blue, or possibly a British Short-hair.
But we can’t get either until our ancient and crotchety old cat finally passes on to his eternal reward.
Is it just me or does the atheist cat look like a munchkin cat? (you know with little stubby legs?)
Yeah, he sort of does. And those are adorable. I have a friend with a little munchkin cat, and every time I see her I grin like an idiot. It’s impossible not to.
My neighbor has one. Soooooo cute!!! :)
I overheard an old man talking about how he wanted to rid the world of cats. It took all I had not to rid the world of his ugly face.
Okay, maybe that’s a bit harsh, but I did want to throw something at him.
I would have said, “My money’s on the cats.”
Okay, maybe that’s a bit harsh, but I did want to throw something at him.
Cats are excellent improvised projectiles, because they are self-guided and continue to do damage to the target after impact.
;)
Ooooh, cats are DoT attacks!
1d4-1 per round for 5 rounds. This is, in fact, how cats kill commoners. :)
@LRA
Don’t tell me you think dogs wearing sun glasses and t-shirts is also cute …
No, but a mini wiener dog puppy in a hot dog bun… now that’s cute! :P
Meowcenaries!
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Yesssss!!!!1!11eleventyone!!!1!
Atheist cat usually has a problem with dogmas. Dogmas usually aren’t very bright and sometimes chase there own tails. Some Dogmas have mean masters that make dogmas mean and aggressive. Dogmas can be loud and scary and have been known to attack atheist cat. Usually a good swat on the nose by atheist cat’s sharp reasoning makes most dogmas go away but not all of them. Some of them have been so badly abused that they will fight other dogmas. There’s nothing like a good dogma fight.
I wanted to extend this metaphor a little more but I’m to lazy. Time for an atheist cat nap.
The scrariest dogmas are the Pit Bullies, but the Bloodhounds are the most dangerous. The fastest spreading dogmas are the Prayhounds. A more attractive (and the most televised) breed of dogmas is the Gold Retriever–the Sheep Dogmas often follow them around.
[please, somebody stop me!]
Dogma Politics:
Many dogmas are hoping to elect an Alaskan Husky as their President.
Much of the trouble in the Middle East is caused by Canaan Dogmas.
I love the bumper-sticker that reads: “My karma just ran over your dogma”
LOL!
We need a dogma catcher to round up all the vicious dogmas and put them to sleep.Having the more friendly dogmas around won’t hurt I suppose as long as they are fixed and house broken. Some dogmas actually get along with atheist cat but they still like to chase their tails.
This metaphor is weak I know but I had to add this.
Thanks for the metaphor support Dave!
I am going to save this whole page’s comments to lol at again later.
Then, to the pet store to get my very own atheist cat :)
“I overheard an old man talking about how he wanted to rid the world of cats. It took all I had not to rid the world of his ugly face.”
That made me laugh out loud.
I’m extremely suspicious of anyone who wishes harm on animals.
Don’t the ears of atheist cat remind you of the devil’s horns
Why did the Skeptical Inquirer have to debunk the power of prayer when Sir Francis Galton did it in 1872?
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