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I have watched quite a few(?) Eddie Izzard vids. Some were OK, some I couldn’t watch all the way through. This one I found to be hilarious! Perhaps, I should go back now and recheck those I thought too ridiculous. Maybe I was just too impatient.
Oh, yeah…I forgot, the obligatory…FIRST POST!!! w00t! w00t!!!
LOL. Did you migrate over from Slashdot or something?
Oh, gee. Thanks for letting us know that you posted first. How would we possibly have known that you posted first? I mean, it’s totally possible that your post being at the top of the heap could have been misleading or something. And without your “obligatory” first post declaration, the Ruler of Teh Intarwebs would not be able to bestow you with the requisite reward…or something.
If you don’t declare it, you can’t claim your reward.
Do you get a certificate?
I’m pretty sure it’s a lottery ticket, with one internetz as the top prize! How could one resist?
Oh, yeah…I forgot, the obligatory…SEVENTH POST!!! w00t! w00t!!!
You do not win an internetz.
You actually lose an internetz, Jabster.
Lose an internetz … damm
He’s hugely popular in France – he’s so fluent in the language that he can do his whole show in French. Clever chap.
I believe that he also performs in German.
One of my favorite Izzard shorts: Death Star Canteen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw
Oh man, now I must acquire an evil giraffe!
He’s also just run 43 marathons in 52 days which is not bad going …
Plus he invented a cure for cancer and an engine that gets 5,000 miles per gallon of tap water and has no moving parts. That’s almost as good as Al Gore creating the internet.
Creationists explain this!
Where did all the water come from that flooded the Earth!
And more, where did all the water GO once the flood went away?
It was clearly not a tsunamy with a big huge surfe wave!
Stupid question time ~ What kind of tools did “they” have back then that could make an ark so quickly? And if god was so knowing and powerful, wouldn’t he have known beforehand that he’d have to “start all over again”; in other words, why bother creating everything if he knew he was going to cause a flood later? For kicks? Because he could?
I will never look at those beautiful giraffes again in the same way!
Tools? Who needs tools? Magic man done it!
Don’t miss this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LtiyefHCe4 (part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afsa5gkvmlU (part 2)
It’s Amazing
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