The Satan-Is-A-Dick Theory of Fossilization

That pesky Satan is behind everything!

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  1. Rof. El. Copterz.

  2. rodneyAnonymous

    You ever worry stuff like this is gonna set cancer research back by 20 years?

  3. Hey, is Jesus being played by Bladez from The Guild in a blond wig?

  4. Is this the same reasoning as to why up to 70% of all conceptions end in a natural abortion? http://tinyurl.com/yepucyt ;)

    • Yup. Satan’s got his fingers in everything.

      *rimshot*

    • 70 percent? Fail math. The calculation shouldn’t be 50% + 20% = 70%, but 1-(1-50%)(1-20%) = 60%. Only 20% of fetuses _whose mothers knew they were pregnant_ miscarried, while 50% of those _whose mothers did not yet know they were pregnant_ miscarried. Also, the numbers weren’t 50% and 20%, but “up to half” and “about 15-20%.”

      But obviously the point is the same; most fetuses die before birth.

      • Hey, every fertile woman lets a potential human life to die fast every month so… what’s the matter?

        By the way… 40% is a pretty low score for a perfect god’s relliance

        • The reproductive organs of humans seem far from perfect; I mean was ‘the last turkey in shop’ look fashionable when good came to man?

          What does the fact that men a fertile all the time and women only once a month tell you about god’s ideas for marriage?

  5. I dont collect stamps

    What about interspeicies genetic similarities?

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