Comments on: Farmer Discovers “Holy Egg” http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/12/04/farmer-discovers-holy-egg/ Reasonable Thoughts on Religion, Science, Skepticism, and Atheism Mon, 06 Sep 2010 14:22:50 -0400 hourly 1 By: nazani14 http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/12/04/farmer-discovers-holy-egg/#comment-76665 nazani14 Mon, 21 Dec 2009 22:58:45 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=8475#comment-76665 Oh, oh, just stumbled across a youtube video with a wrinkled egg that supposedly says "Allah." In fact there's a lot of videos that show the Arabic word Allah in beetroots, in the fur of animals, etc. Don't you wish he'd make up his mind? Oh, oh, just stumbled across a youtube video with a wrinkled egg that supposedly says “Allah.” In fact there’s a lot of videos that show the Arabic word Allah in beetroots, in the fur of animals, etc. Don’t you wish he’d make up his mind?

]]> By: JK http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/12/04/farmer-discovers-holy-egg/#comment-75039 JK Thu, 10 Dec 2009 07:01:42 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=8475#comment-75039 Nobody said Texan girls weren't cute... ;-) Nobody said Texan girls weren’t cute… ;-)

]]> By: nazani14 http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/12/04/farmer-discovers-holy-egg/#comment-74807 nazani14 Tue, 08 Dec 2009 04:23:48 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=8475#comment-74807 You dumb biddy, you are not giving your hens enough oyster shell -or, the hen has an infection that is making the shells soft, so they get wrinkled as they pass. You dumb biddy, you are not giving your hens enough oyster shell -or, the hen has an infection that is making the shells soft, so they get wrinkled as they pass.

]]> By: INFIDELS FOR ALLAH http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/12/04/farmer-discovers-holy-egg/#comment-74792 INFIDELS FOR ALLAH Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:13:00 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=8475#comment-74792 @ Leo You've been deceived. The lord says " Let no man marinate you." @ Leo

You’ve been deceived. The lord says ” Let no man marinate you.”

]]> By: Leo http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/12/04/farmer-discovers-holy-egg/#comment-74689 Leo Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:57:00 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=8475#comment-74689 Proof that the One True Sauce is Cabonara, not tomato! Proof that the One True Sauce is Cabonara, not tomato!

]]> By: INFIDELS FOR ALLAH http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/12/04/farmer-discovers-holy-egg/#comment-74607 INFIDELS FOR ALLAH Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:45:57 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=8475#comment-74607 This reminds me of that time when that Mexican lady saw the face of Jesus on her toast. Let us pray. Turn your cook books to (Bullshit 16:4) And the lord Jesus said " If any man shall eat of my flesh ( breadsticks) and drink of my blood (Prego sauce) he shall inherit eternal life. ( all you can eat). But if any man taste of the Ragu and eat of the ravioli, he shall be called least in the kingdom. Woe unto those who doth not live of the lasagna. I am the bread of life. I am from the yoke of David and EGGraham!" And Jesus left the apostles in awe to go pray in the mountains to Flying Spaghetti Monster. RAmen. This reminds me of that time when that Mexican lady saw the face of Jesus on her toast.
Let us pray. Turn your cook books to (Bullshit 16:4)
And the lord Jesus said ” If any man shall eat of my flesh ( breadsticks) and drink of my blood (Prego sauce) he shall inherit eternal life. ( all you can eat). But if any man taste of the Ragu and eat of the ravioli, he shall be called least in the kingdom. Woe unto those who doth not live of the lasagna. I am the bread of life. I am from the yoke of David and EGGraham!” And Jesus left the apostles in awe to go pray in the mountains to Flying Spaghetti Monster. RAmen.

]]> By: LRA http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/12/04/farmer-discovers-holy-egg/#comment-74548 LRA Sun, 06 Dec 2009 19:53:25 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=8475#comment-74548 No, Texans are not stupid. I'm Texan. No, Texans are not stupid. I’m Texan.

]]> By: Roger http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/12/04/farmer-discovers-holy-egg/#comment-74540 Roger Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:30:51 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=8475#comment-74540 What a fucking idiot. The impression looked like a sword to me. I guess that means it's a message to go forth to Best Buy and pillage the store! What a fucking idiot. The impression looked like a sword to me. I guess that means it’s a message to go forth to Best Buy and pillage the store!

]]> By: Roger http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/12/04/farmer-discovers-holy-egg/#comment-74538 Roger Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:26:39 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=8475#comment-74538 Maybe a little from column a, and a little from column b. Maybe a little from column a, and a little from column b.

]]> By: bondgrrl http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/12/04/farmer-discovers-holy-egg/#comment-74525 bondgrrl Sun, 06 Dec 2009 16:21:37 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=8475#comment-74525 My thought exactly. Is she going to extract the insides and just keep the shell? Maybe the egg won't rot because, as she so eloquently put it in an entirely new way that's never been said before, "God did it." I was laughing my butt off imagining News Lady saying, "WHAT crap story do I have to drive out to Nowhere, Texas to cover??" And then, of course, you can see it in her face when she's standing in the coop. "Mmmmm. Chicken shit smells gggrrrrEEAAAT! I love my job!" My thought exactly. Is she going to extract the insides and just keep the shell? Maybe the egg won’t rot because, as she so eloquently put it in an entirely new way that’s never been said before, “God did it.”

I was laughing my butt off imagining News Lady saying, “WHAT crap story do I have to drive out to Nowhere, Texas to cover??” And then, of course, you can see it in her face when she’s standing in the coop. “Mmmmm. Chicken shit smells gggrrrrEEAAAT! I love my job!”

]]> By: zack http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/12/04/farmer-discovers-holy-egg/#comment-74462 zack Sun, 06 Dec 2009 03:43:59 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=8475#comment-74462 OMG ewww is she worshiping a dead baby chicken fetus. wtf....... nasty.. *The Shinning Theme Music* yea, shes certifiable crazy! OMG ewww is she worshiping a dead baby chicken fetus. wtf……. nasty.. *The Shinning Theme Music* yea, shes certifiable crazy!

]]> By: Len http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/12/04/farmer-discovers-holy-egg/#comment-74297 Len Sat, 05 Dec 2009 11:38:17 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=8475#comment-74297 She said that she's seen many miracles. Such as? And wouldn't Easter be more appropriate than Christmas? And don't forget this: http://www.jesusandmo.net/2009/11/26/time/ She said that she’s seen many miracles. Such as?
And wouldn’t Easter be more appropriate than Christmas?
And don’t forget this: http://www.jesusandmo.net/2009/11/26/time/

]]> By: Bissrok http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/12/04/farmer-discovers-holy-egg/#comment-74290 Bissrok Sat, 05 Dec 2009 10:29:04 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=8475#comment-74290 If I was a deity, this is exactly how I would communicate with the world at large. Two lines (indicating the device humans used to brutally torture me to death) in the center of an egg laid in Texas. Yup. Can't think of a clearer message than that. If I was a deity, this is exactly how I would communicate with the world at large. Two lines (indicating the device humans used to brutally torture me to death) in the center of an egg laid in Texas. Yup. Can’t think of a clearer message than that.

]]> By: Matthew http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/12/04/farmer-discovers-holy-egg/#comment-74288 Matthew Sat, 05 Dec 2009 09:51:07 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=8475#comment-74288 By its yoke ye shall know . . . nah, I'm just . . . yoking! Get it? HAHAHAHA By its yoke ye shall know . . . nah, I’m just . . . yoking! Get it? HAHAHAHA

]]> By: Atticus http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/12/04/farmer-discovers-holy-egg/#comment-74283 Atticus Sat, 05 Dec 2009 09:07:01 +0000 http://unreasonablefaith.com/?p=8475#comment-74283 Will it be unholy when it starts to rot? Will it be unholy when it starts to rot?

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