Comments on: Patton Oswalt – Christmas Shoes

By: Lay Theism » Make Bad Choices. See What Happens.

Lay Theism » Make Bad Choices. See What Happens. — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 19:58:06 +0000

[...] Several bad choices above, but it NEVER EVER fails. Make good choices (not godly choices)… just smart, moral choices, and good things will tend to happen. That’s very karma-like, and it works. There are exceptions, but it’s not God doing anything one way or the other. Several people had the power to prevent this problem or change the outcome, and it’s not God working in a mysterious way. [...]

By: Camels With Hammers

Camels With Hammers — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 05:37:35 +0000

Hilarious, thanks.

By: cynic

cynic — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 05:26:18 +0000

sadly there is a Christmas Shoes movie too. Starring Rob Lowe

By: random guy

random guy — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:48:22 +0000

“I died for your sins, but those pumps are unforgivable.” – LMAO

I love Patton Oswalt and I never heard this routine. Thanks for that.

By: GBM

GBM — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:46:07 +0000

ROFLMAO. That Nostradamus link was easily the dumbest thing I have read this year. Congrats.

By: davmab

davmab — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:21:40 +0000

LIBERATION!

Sing from the rooftops:

“Atheism is dead!”

http://www.conspiracycafe.net/forum/index.php?/topic/25104-atheist-apocalypse/page__pid__117856_

By: Jerdog

Jerdog — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 04:23:02 +0000

“I was in line buying some christmas shoes.” *Pause* You can stop there. It’s obvious where the song is going and I’m not sitting through it.

By: 6uldvnt

6uldvnt — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:29:53 +0000

I say, do it! Turn about’s fair play.

By: Unladenswallow

Unladenswallow — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:12:06 +0000

What’s more disturbing “Christmas Shoes” or Glenn Beck’s “The Christmas Sweater”?

By: Offred

Offred — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:48:22 +0000

Wow! makes me thankful I never was a christian so I didn’t listen to “christian muzak” but the video was enjoyable. I may have to share it with my sister-in-law who just sent me a jesus bouquet on FB =)
naw, maybe not….

By: Laura

Laura — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:47:49 +0000

@cynic: me, too! I hated that song as a Christian. I thought the music was terrible and the lyrics depressing–and not naturally depressing, like “we’re going to purposely write a depressing song today!” depressing. And I totally laughed when he imitated the voice, because I thought the vocals were horrible, too! :D

By: Fentwin

Fentwin — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:43:32 +0000

Excellent.

A little NSFW, just to let you know. I’m sitting in my office fumbling for the volume control as the sweet little old lady across the hall gives me the stink eye. :)

By: wintermute

wintermute — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:31:28 +0000

It would be better if the video was footage of him actually doing the stand-up, rather than random word-association crap…

By: cynic

cynic — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:23:44 +0000

nice
i thought i was the only one who hated that stupid song