An interesting point: Jesus had two dads, why can’t I?
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There’s a sitcom in this somewhere…
There was a sit-com like that, It was “Must See TV” on NBC and it sucked.
Me love this long time
What’s Jesus doing to his nipple there?
He has a rainbow tatoo
I have rainbow nipple rings, you know. I’m not even gay – I just like the colours :D
I like you comments Custador, but this one is…mmm.. disturbing.
You love it, be honest.
That’s not a nipple!
Spot on.
Win.
Jeebus lived in a polyamorous home.
this would make a good Mr. Deity episode
Oh my sweet holy freaking goodness. This just made my entire day. Is that a heart with exploding rainbows? THANK YOU.
lol
Love this!!!
Um, yeahhh….Jesus’s two dads weren’t having sex. Nice try, though.
You know, I love you folks, but sometimes your jabs at Christianity are more underhanded than Christians dropping $20-looking tracts.
Um, yeahhh….Jesus’s two dads weren’t having sex. Nice try, though.
How do you know?
Because I know my Father’s true nature. He is holy, pure and most unlike this fallen, corrupted world that you are (currently) content to call your homeland, to identify with. But when I look out at it, I see a foreign, alien land (culture and customs) of which I have no part in save to love those who are still captive (in their hearts/minds/consciousness) to its intoxicating illusion and to lovingly tell of the Way out of its merciless grasp.
And no, religion’s not the way out, is not the means to freedom.
Sorry, your Father already told me that you are dishonest.
Leave the pettiness behind Sunny, come up higher!
“Christians dropping $20-looking tracts.”
I don’t mind, I pick them up and put em where they belong.
I dont see anyone in the pic having sex either… Pics or it didnt happen.
But his mama sure was.
Threesomes for Jesus?
Someone can’t take a joke.
No, not true. Have taken more than my fair share even at my own expense on UF for sure. Was merely answering the question honestly, thats “how I know”, because I know Him just like He says we can.
All the best!
Talking about Brandon, not you. But you are right — Joseph and God the Father never had sex. That God doesn’t exist, so he can’t have sex with people. Though he was said to have sex with Mary… but who knows, maybe in the original manuscript it was Joseph! Now that would have been even more amazing than a virgin birth!
I saw some fanfics like that once…
Jesus is a Maury episode waiting to happen.
Lol! NOT the father!
Pretty lame joke.
Are you sure you’re not just saying that because the butt of the joke is something you care about?
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This isn’t a joke.
Crowbars?
It seemed like the right tool for the job.
Sorry if you took my comment to imply that I thought it was.
What a lovely child. Clever signs too.
I’d probably appreciate the joke more if that picture of Jesus wasn’t so damn creepy.
Kind of reminds me of this: http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/me-so-holy-me-love-you-long-time/
*shudder*
OMG someone buy me that shirt haha
LMAO.
I need that. Like, now.
“…holy, pure and most unlike this fallen, corrupted world that you are (currently) content to call your homeland, to identify with. But when I look out at it, I see a foreign, alien land (culture and customs) of which I have no part in save to love those who are still captive (in their hearts/minds/consciousness) to its intoxicating illusion and to lovingly tell of the Way out of its merciless grasp.”
Bad creative writing class makes baby Jeebus cry.
haha this is great
There’s something about this image that is absolutely perfect.
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