Comments on: Solar-Powered Bibles… Just What They Needed

By: cj

cj — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 13:15:14 +0000

LOL! Touche!

By: Revyloution

Revyloution — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:01:19 +0000

Ya know cj, I’ve thought about that ever since I heard of the solar powered bibles. I’ve come to the conclusion that they actually would work on the moon.

All you would have to do is touch them to the side of your helmet. The vibrations of the speaker would be conducted through the solid wall of your helmet, then transfer to the air inside.

I still wonder if they were sent in English, French or Creole.

By: cj

cj — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:24:55 +0000

“even on the moon”?!?!?! seriously? it may get the required ’solar’ energy there, but I’m guessing the lack of air on the moon would render this particular ‘book’ useless.

By: Paul

Paul — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 05:30:07 +0000

What you say is all good and true, but it seems like that those effects would happen in the intellectual circles (hence journalism and book publishing) while scattered else where. Albeit I didn’t have much political efficacy (leaving grammar school) at the time and am from the liberal Bay Area in CA, so such an effect would have been less noticeable for me. Even so, I have a hard time accepting that 911 had such a magnitude as you make it sound; after all, you have networks like Fox, this Albuquerque based audio bible company, prop 8 in CA (which is a bad dream I’m still waiting to awake from…), and anti abortionists etc.

By: VidLord

VidLord — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 23:12:47 +0000

they were all OBVIOUSLY punished for practicing voo-doo. Even the children – God doing a little pruning of the vines so that the whole continues to grow strong and vibrant is all…

By: Infidel Negro

Infidel Negro — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 21:31:28 +0000

You think the earthquake was a disaster? Wait until they read about how to stone people to death for working on the sabbath or practicing witchcraft which is what they do in Haiti. These people don’t need a false messiah. They need food, shelter, and clothing. Not a dead guy.

By: Jerdog

Jerdog — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 17:05:25 +0000

I now wonder if the apostles were really hungry too.

By: dutchhobbit

dutchhobbit — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 13:28:48 +0000

I think it would be hilarious if the RDF would send solar powered books about sustainable farming. Would be more useful than the bibles. Learn how to farm, destroy the book, then use the solar panel to power your farm.

By: Jabster

Jabster — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 09:57:29 +0000

True …

By: rA

rA — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 08:54:31 +0000

Or “the”.

By: Jabster

Jabster — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 08:24:29 +0000

… “die” surely?

By: WMDKitty

WMDKitty — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 05:27:58 +0000

I’m so going to hell for laughing at this.

By: Daniel Florien

Daniel Florien — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 03:46:08 +0000

I get it now, the missionaries themselves are the aid. They are making a “living sacrifice” of themselves for the starving and being eaten for Jesus!

By: Elemenope

Elemenope — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 02:34:03 +0000

This is one of those rare times when it is absolutely appropriate to eat the missionaries.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 02:13:38 +0000

This made me think of an old South Park episode. Some missionaries were doing work in a starving African village, and when the villagers were given bibles, they were trying to eat them! Then the missionary tells them that if they read their bibles and accept Christ, they’ll give them food. ^_^