Category Archives: Jesus

Humanizing the Messiah

by VorJack
I was reading a summary of José Saramago’s The Gospel According to Jesus Christ. In a nutshell, Jesus is a human figure who is being used by Yahweh for His own ends. He is guilt-ridden about the Massacre of the Innocents, and about the excesses that will take place in the future [...]

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A Reasonable Request

Hear this young man’s completely convincing case for why you should stop using the name of Jesus in vain…and also some rambling about AIDS. (NSFW)

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You Can’t Do What Jesus Does

He’s a zombie-wizard who also knows kung-fu, so next time you’re in trouble thinking “What Would Jesus Do?,” try not to forget, he’s a million billion trillion times better than you:

(by the Axis of Awesome)

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QotD: Did Jesus Exist?

Question of the day:
Do you think Jesus of Nazareth existed? Why or why not?

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Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming

Jesus is returning to earth “soon” from his celestial hiding place, and when he does, he needs to be in top shape so he can kick your ass:
HEAVEN—Emerging from a grueling 90 minutes of cardiovascular exercise and light lifting for tone, Son of God Jesus Christ said Monday that He is “definitely on [...]

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When Was Jesus Crucified?

Today is “Good Friday,” the day Christians believe Jesus was executed through crucifixion. But did Jesus die today or tomorrow? The Bible actually says both.
Mark, the earliest Gospel, says that Jesus died on the day after the passover meal:
On the first day of Unleavened Bread, when the Passover lamb is sacrificed, his disciples said to him, “Where [...]

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Daryl, The Christian Volunteer

David Thorne received a permission slip for his son to go see “the true meaning of Easter.” When David emails Daryl, the “Christian Volunteer,” things get hilarious.

My favorite lines:
As I trust my offspring’s ability to separate fact from fantasy, I am happy for him to participate in your indoctrination process on the proviso that all [...]

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Jesus Returns In a Frying Pan!

When the Bible says Jesus will return out of the clouds with a sword coming out of his mouth, perhaps it was mistranslated and actually meant he will return in a frying pan with beacon grease on his brow.
Toby Elles, 22, made the discovery after burning the food when he fell asleep while cooking.
After lifting [...]

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