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What Would Jesus NOT Do?

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An Instrument of Torture

Wouldn’t it be really strange if people adored and fawned over an instrument of torture? If they talked about “the glory of the guillotine”? Perhaps even wore little gold guillotines around their necks?
And yet it seems completely normal when it is a cross — a horrible, bloody, barbaric instrument of death. Richard Dawkins makes note [...]

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The Good Samaritan

(again, from That Mitchell and Webb Look)

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Are We All Christians Now?

By VorJack
John Shelby Spong once joked that talking to moderate Christians is like watching someone play rummy: they know they have to discard something, but what? “I’ll get rid of the virgin birth, but I have to keep the resurrection. I’ll give up on the divinity of Jesus, but I need some way [...]

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My favorites from the comments:
“I’ll always be there for you. Just not, you know, helping.” (Tyro)
“Yes my son, you did just step in dog poo.” (Slurms)
“He was gathering firewood on the Sabbath, you had no choice but to kill him.” (Mark D)

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Jesus Is With You… Always

You may think Jesus isn’t alive any more, but he’s actually right there next to you, every minute of every day. You see, he has a human body, but he can also transmogrify himself into invisible spirit matter into the 17th dimension so he can be with you — but you wouldn’t know it unless a Christian [...]

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Can You Be An Atheist Christian?

In a recent post, Christian Piatt ponders over whether atheists can also be a Christians:
If you consider that the lower Christology focuses not so much on divinity and more on humanity, it begins to make sense how someone could adhere to the moral teachings of Jesus, and even try to pattern their lives after how [...]

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