Category Archives: Fundamentalism

Pray for Obama

We heard about Pastor Wiley Drake praying for God to kill Obama. Now it seems others are too. There’s a cafepress gift shop with slogans like “Pray for Obama – Psalm 109:8″ which seems to be Christianese for “Kill the President.” Psalm 109:8 says:
May his days be few; may another seize his position. (NRSV)
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The Book Burning That Wasn’t

by VorJack
You folks may remember a previous post on Amazing Grace Baptist Church in Canton, North Carolina and the book burning they were planning to have. The Church, run by Pastor Marc Grizzard, was planning to burn the usual targets: heavy metal music and smutty movies. But they also planned to torch all [...]

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Westboro Baptist Church Now Targets Jews

by Jesse Galef
What do the Jews and the Gays have in common?  The horrid Westboro Baptist Church is protesting against both!  Sorry, that probably wasn’t as funny a punchline as you expected.  It does, however, have the advantage of being true. From a USA Today article:
The change in focus has caught Jewish leaders by surprise. [...]

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You’re An Atheist? You Get NOTHING for Christmas!

Many of us have seen this video, but it’s worth reposting. I find the mother’s arguments amusing — her son can’t be an atheist, as he has been “confirmed” by a priest. And you’ve got to love her threat that he won’t get any presents if he continues in his atheism:

Glad I didn’t grow up [...]

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Pat Robertson: A Diamond in the Rough

by Lorette C. Luzajic
Part 18 of the Pillars of Faith series
No Joke
Skewering Pat Robertson, The Most Dangerous Man in America, in 700 words or less is no easy task. Where does one begin? Books, like the above by Robert Boston, have already been written, and there may not be enough trees to cover all the [...]

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The Dangers of Celebrating Halloween

Oh all you guys think Halloween is just fun for the kids. Not true! We’re actually worshiping Satan and playing with demons!
At least according to Kimberly Daniels, who has an article published on CBN and Charisma, two popular Christian websites. She says:
If this holiday is hallowed, whose service is it set apart for? The answer [...]

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Wahabis Promise to Burn Down Allah Baby’s House

Religious stars attract two kinds of kooks — the ones that worship them and the ones that hate them. The baby who has verses written on his leg (which are then claimed to be written by Allah) is now being threatened by Wahabis:
Wahabis have repeatedly threatened to burn down the house of Shamil and Madina [...]

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Obama’s “Catholic Plan”

Did you know that the only thing between the US and socialism is the Catholic Church? That’s why Obama is trying to “neutralize” the Catholic Church! Doesn’t it all make sense now, in a sort of deluded, tin-foil-hat wearing, psychotic way?

“Stand firm, Catholics, and rush to the battle lines! We know who wins the war!”

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