Category Archives: Humor

Depressingly Accurate Satire in The Onion

By Jesse Galef on November 15, 2009 in Humor, Politics.

by Jesse Galef
Satire, constitutional law, and religion… is it my birthday already? (For the record: no, that’s in April. Send gifts.) This recent Onion article is perfect: Area Man Passionate Defender of What He Imagines Constitution to Be
ESCONDIDO, CA—Spurred by an administration he believes to be guilty of numerous transgressions, self-described American [...]

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Super Monkey Collider Loses Funding

By Daniel Florien on November 11, 2009 in Humor, Science.

This is a huge setback for scientific research:
Congress voted Monday to cut federal funding for the superconducting monkey collider, a controversial experiment which has cost taxpayers an estimated $7.6 billion a year since its creation in 1983.
The collider, which was to be built within a 45-mile-long circular tunnel, would accelerate monkeys to near-light speeds before [...]

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Jesus Died for Our Prices

By Daniel Florien on November 10, 2009 in Christianity, Humor, Pictures.

Safeway FAIL… or WIN:

Rumor has it that this was done by the then-President of Seattle Atheists.
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Ray Comfort Look-Alike Teaches English

By Daniel Florien on November 6, 2009 in Humor, Videos.

If you were wondering where Ray Comfort got his career started, now you know:

Okay, maybe it’s not really R — quick, flee, there’s a drunken man in the house!
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Study Proves Universe Created By Committee

By Daniel Florien on November 5, 2009 in Christianity, Creationism / ID, God, Humor.

We finally have discovered, beyond any shadow of a doubt, how our universe was been created. No, it’s wasn’t by some all-powerful eternally begotten long-haired hippy. Nor was it from an Invisible Pink Unicorn (bless his holy hooves). It ends up the universe was created by committee.
Doesn’t everything make so much more sense now?
The most [...]

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The Dangers of Celebrating Halloween

By Daniel Florien on October 31, 2009 in Christianity, Fundamentalism, Humor.

Oh all you guys think Halloween is just fun for the kids. Not true! We’re actually worshiping Satan and playing with demons!
At least according to Kimberly Daniels, who has an article published on CBN and Charisma, two popular Christian websites. She says:
If this holiday is hallowed, whose service is it set apart for? The answer [...]

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