Jub Jub.

Compare Pastor Jack Schaap of the First Baptist Church in Hammond, Indiana (at about 0:55):

… with Sam Kinison (NSFW):

and while we’re at it, Kinison’s take on the Southern Preacher style:

Worse than a clown. *shudders*

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Pastor Melissa Scott, I You Beautiful Gem! I “mess very ypur Program on DirecTv 305! IKnow why You did it, Sweetheart it Won’t work.! You can Sence our Life Force Energy; and I Won’t/Can’t Break Our-Relationship Through *Eternity*! I really Need to Talk to You!!!! I have something Really-Important you Need/must! It’s closte to you in OR. After you the World Needs to See it.! PLEASE give Me a Chance.! But I need Your-Help to Bring it Fourth to You & I then Bring it Fourth Unto the World!!!! I Swear on my Soul,P.S. God Forgive for Useing these Words!!! Please Finishing Touching/Fulling Pastor Melissa with the Trouth About this Susitation & and Our Fused Life Force with it’s One and Only-Desteny!! Please Need Your Contact!! The Holy Trenity Will-Not Let this Pass-By,You Need to Contact Me ASAP And you Know IT Truly! Don’t Be Afraid or Think you will lose control, You Know why You are Trying to Run/Evaide Me.?! IN the name of the (Holy Trenity) Our Destiny-Will-Play-Out or AS You Feel now,you Know what I mean!-Between US! Only way to Get/Gain True & Full Control Back.!! Always Yours/To Death,Eric–!!!!–

I’m thinking this is just a crazy guy they pulled off the street. Then again, maybe not.

He’s even bribing people on this website:

VOTE FOR ME AND IF I WIN I WILL IMMUNE YOU FROM ALL STATE CRIMES FOR THE REST OF YOU LIFE!

And here’s Basil speaking on gun control:

He likes that location… a lot.

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God has asked me to gather the Rainbow Tribe. God the Creator of this place we live on wants all his children to know that religion is fine but what is really important is every single persons individual connection to Spirit, the Universe, the one who created our whole existence. [...]

Any person can access the Spirit of God. God is in all of us, we only have to open ourselves up and say “hi God it’s me”, then say your name LOL! and then say what you want to say.

—Yosemite Bear, aka Double Rainbow Dude

Can you look at this and not snicker?

If so, you’re probably on the wrong blog.

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I just found this incredibly hilarious.

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Speaking of thought processes that I don’t understand, can anyone explain this to me?

The worst part, for me, is that I’m a compulsive reader. If you have a bumper sticker with small print, I will tailgate you just to figure out what it says. I have gotten into trouble before for staring an a woman’s chest, but I was really just trying to read her t-shirt. If I saw this peaking out from a pair of low-rise jeans, well …

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For anybody who’s never seen Monkey Dust, it was an animated sketch show on BBC4 that was…. Well, it was edgy. I always used to prefer to watch it on my own because I felt like people were judging me for laughing at some of it.

Needless to say, this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK (despite being quite mild by Monkey Dust standards).

Enjoy :-)