Category Archives: I Get Email

You Know why You are Trying to Run/Evaide Me.?!

I keep getting emails for Melissa Scott from those who are a bit nutty. Here’s one I got today. Brace yourself.
Pastor Melissa Scott, I You Beautiful Gem! I “mess very ypur Program on DirecTv 305! IKnow why You did it, Sweetheart it Won’t work.! You can Sence our Life Force Energy; and I Won’t/Can’t Break [...]

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I Get Email: Laboratory Earth

I received this bundle of crazy in my inbox today:
My friend “i” was gathering microbiologists and came across your blog! The mystery of Gods Word is finished Rev:10:7! It the Word has all along been a medical code/key sent us for the now end of sickness and premature death! Rev:21:4! Go too His [...]

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I am a Messenger of God!

I get a lot of inadvertently funny emails. Some people think I am Pastor Melissa Scott, others a pastor who sells miracle water, and others still think I might be a pastor who wants to speak in Pakistan.
The latest one believes me to be a “Fellow Messenger of God” (so far, so good) who wants a personally inscribed Bible:
Dear [...]

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Mel’s Energy Beams

I’m still getting emails from crazy folk who think I’m Melissa Scott. Here’s one I couldn’t help but share:
Can you say read between the lines , I have never seen a human with an up right posture like yours . I’ll bet your fun to work with , Not, Mel , your energy beams ,I [...]

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I Get Email: Ask the Holy Spirit

This fundie thinks I sound confused and should see if the Holy Spirit talks back to me:
Hey dude you sound confused, it is never too late to change your heart and mind ’bout the LORD cause the “day you see hell it will be to late”…for all your reasoning’s are not good enough. You need [...]

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Son, Confess Your Sins of Missing Mass

A reader sent in an email written to him by his father. It is a shame that some people feel the need to write these sorts of manipulative letters to their own children.
Dear Son,
Your mother and I love you with all our heart. It would be the greatest disappointment to us if you do [...]

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Attention Fundies: I Am NOT Pastor Melissa Scott

Ever since the mini-biography on Pastor Melissa Scott, I’ve been getting emails addressed to her from people too stupid to realize the contact form on this site does not go to her inbox.
Now, I usually try to avoid name-calling. But it’s hard for me to understand how someone can come to a site that says [...]

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More Wisdom From the Inbox

I really wonder if some people who email me are capable of thinking rationally — why else would they send an email to a vocal atheist that says:
how can u not believe in christ? or god? i am def. praying for you…ive seen miracles…im a believer.
Someone who can’t imagine why a person would not believe [...]

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