Category Archives: I Get Email

Son, Confess Your Sins of Missing Mass

A reader sent in an email written to him by his father. It is a shame that some people feel the need to write these sorts of manipulative letters to their own children.
Dear Son,
Your mother and I love you with all our heart. It would be the greatest disappointment to us if you do [...]

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Attention Fundies: I Am NOT Pastor Melissa Scott

Ever since the mini-biography on Pastor Melissa Scott, I’ve been getting emails addressed to her from people too stupid to realize the contact form on this site does not go to her inbox.
Now, I usually try to avoid name-calling. But it’s hard for me to understand how someone can come to a site that says [...]

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More Wisdom From the Inbox

I really wonder if some people who email me are capable of thinking rationally — why else would they send an email to a vocal atheist that says:
how can u not believe in christ? or god? i am def. praying for you…ive seen miracles…im a believer.
Someone who can’t imagine why a person would not believe [...]

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Maybe I Should Go to Pakistan

I received this email, and for some reason I don’t think they really understood anything about this site:
Dear Blessed Pastor Greetings in the Mighty name of Jesus. We are running King of Glory Ministries of Pakistan . Every Friday we have a Healing & Revival meeting. We [...]

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Give Me Easter Bunny Movie!!!

I got this in my inbox this morning:
dear unreasonable faith hi, how are you and iam fine and i was asking you about the holy gospel of the easter bunny vedio clip the movie and how i can get this vedio sent my e-mail for free and i don’t know how to that and or [...]

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I Get Email

I received this precious gem of an email from “TABS”:
SO YOU ARE AWARE YOU ARE SINNNING. IT IS THE WILL OF GOD THAT ALL PEOPLE WILL REPENT AND HAVE ETERNAL LIFE. IN THE DAYS OF JESUS, PEOPLE LIKE YOU WERE THERE. YOU CAN NOT TOUCH THE ANNOINTED AND EXPECT TO LIVE ETERNALLY. YOU BETTER DO [...]

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I Get Email: I Am God

If I read this email right, it seems this person is telling me that I am God:
Seriously – you were an Evangelical who led people to Christ ? Which Christ? Who is this Christ person ? You don’t know that the “Kingdom of God is within you” ?? Why were you looking in the heavens [...]

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