Category Archives: Oh the Stupidity!

Pray for Obama

We heard about Pastor Wiley Drake praying for God to kill Obama. Now it seems others are too. There’s a cafepress gift shop with slogans like “Pray for Obama – Psalm 109:8″ which seems to be Christianese for “Kill the President.” Psalm 109:8 says:
May his days be few; may another seize his position. (NRSV)
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The Book Burning That Wasn’t

by VorJack
You folks may remember a previous post on Amazing Grace Baptist Church in Canton, North Carolina and the book burning they were planning to have. The Church, run by Pastor Marc Grizzard, was planning to burn the usual targets: heavy metal music and smutty movies. But they also planned to torch all [...]

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Street Healings

Now if they could only heal amputees…

“Right leg, grow in Jesus name”… What a crock. Notice they never provide real medical evidence of any of this — no before/after x-rays.  And they never do things like this on anyone who has very uneven legs or are cripples. Because you can’t stretch and shift the body [...]

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A True Miracle!

Well folks, it’s all over. A true miracle has finally occurred! It seems Allah is the real God and he likes writing on babies legs:
A “miracle” baby has brought a kind of mystical hope to people in Russia’s mostly Muslim southern fringe who are increasingly desperate in the face of Islamist violence.
From hunchbacked grandmas to [...]

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Burn the Bible!

Fundies occasionally have bonfires where they pressure youth to burn their old “evil” books and music — solidifying their new identity in Christianity.
In that spirit, a Baptist church in North Carolina is hosting a good ol’ fashioned book burning — but this time, it’s the Bible. That is, any Bible that isn’t the OneTrueTranslation™, the [...]

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Rock-Throwing Festival Banned

A centuries-old festival where rival Indian village residents throw stones at each other — often leaving people dead or injured — has been banned:
The annual Gotmar festival in an impoverished central region of the country involved teams competing to capture a tree placed in a river running between two villages as crowds pelted rocks and [...]

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Pastor Anderson Hopes Obama Dies of Brain Cancer “Like Ted Kennedy”

Pastor Moran (aka Pastor Andersen) asks God to strike Obama dead by brain cancer, so he dies “like Ted Kennedy”:

I love how fundies always use the “it’s not me, it’s my holy book/God” card — like that gets them off the hook for being hatemongers.
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Islam Is of the Devil?

When I was in high school, I would often wear Christian t-shirts. Some were what I would now consider offensive — I remember one said “no Jesus no peace” which is a ridiculous assertion, and another one where people were roasting over a grill with some kind of warning about hell.
Hmm, I wonder why I [...]

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