by VorJack
Here’s a little ditty I learned back in the days of Vacation Bible School:
The Lord is good to me,
And so I thank the Lord,
For giving me
the things I need,
The sun and rain and an apple seed.
The Lord is good to me.
I suspect that many of you are baffled, particularly those of you from outside [...]
The most logical answer to why God won’t heal amputees is that either God doesn’t care or doesn’t exist. This would also explain the lack of miraculous healings for people with Lou Gehrig’s diseases, long-term quadriplegics, untreated AIDS patients and those with Parkinson’s disease, mental retardation, Down syndrome, and a host of other maladies.
Christian apologists [...]
I can understand why people want to believe in God. I can understand why they want to believe in heaven — even hell.
I can’t understand why they think God wants them to remove a part of their penis, however. But maybe that’s because I’m not a sadomasochist.
A Canadian loony has been convicted of “criminal negligence [...]
by VorJack
Here’s an old not-funny joke I heard while living in Wisconsin:
A man by the name of Ole lives to a ripe old age and dies. He awakes to find himself in Hell, which is a bit of a surprise. Still, he figures he might as well get a look around before the [...]
It’s a tough decision to choose from all those religions. Thankfully, Holy Taco came up with a simplified flowchart to help people through this tough decision:
Duane Hurley makes sure everyone knows that Jesus is his savior, not yours (Onion article):
What? Now you’ve opened up your soul to Him and made a home for the Lord in your heart, too?….
Get your own Redeemer, Matt. I have a one-on-one, personal relationship with Jesus, and I don’t remember inviting you in on it…. Just because [...]
Hilariously sacrilegious:
Antiutopia: Custador: I’m talking about the basic realities of any historical study. If you think any study of... Leviticus Also Said…
Debbie: It must be such a rewarding life making others’ lives... Catholic Church Spends $550,000 to Repeal Gay Marriage Law in Maine
John C: Anti-no, “I” dont have any credibility either but the difference is that “I”m not... Leviticus Also Said…
Custador: “Matt and Mark record “My God, My God, Why hast Thou forsaken me?”; John, “It is finished”; and Luke,... Leviticus Also Said…
Daniel Florien: When you have indigestion when you’re reading it, you know it’s true! I’ll Let No Flimsy Fairy Tale Push Me
Mary Lynne: Hmm – I wonder what a “true fairy tale” would be. Is that like jumbo... I’ll Let No Flimsy Fairy Tale Push Me
