Category Archives: Religion

Pray for Obama

We heard about Pastor Wiley Drake praying for God to kill Obama. Now it seems others are too. There’s a cafepress gift shop with slogans like “Pray for Obama – Psalm 109:8″ which seems to be Christianese for “Kill the President.” Psalm 109:8 says:
May his days be few; may another seize his position. (NRSV)
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2009 Bad Faith Awards

The New Humanist 2009 Bad Faith Award polls are now open. Lots of unreasonable people to choose from, though my list would have been quite different. I mean, how can a list like that not have Ray Comfort on it?
Who gets your vote?

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Indianapolis Schools Ban Atheism Websites

by Jesse Galef
The Indianapolis Public School system has a policy to ban certain websites from being viewed at school.  I certainly hated it when I was in high school (we found ways to bypass it if course) but it’s a reasonable idea.  And the list of subjects banned is pretty straightforward: Pornography, Social Networking, Atheism [...]

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An Apple Seed of Faith

by VorJack
Here’s a little ditty I learned back in the days of Vacation Bible School:
The Lord is good to me,
And so I thank the Lord,
For giving me
the things I need,
The sun and rain and an apple seed.
The Lord is good to me.
I suspect that many of you are baffled, particularly those of you from outside [...]

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Why Won’t God Heal Amputees? Because He Doesn’t Exist.

The most logical answer to why God won’t heal amputees is that either God doesn’t care or doesn’t exist. This would also explain the lack of miraculous healings for people with Lou Gehrig’s diseases, long-term quadriplegics, untreated AIDS patients and those with Parkinson’s disease, mental retardation, Down syndrome, and a host of other maladies.
Christian apologists [...]

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Botched Amateur Circumcision

I can understand why people want to believe in God. I can understand why they want to believe in heaven — even hell.
I can’t understand why they think God wants them to remove a part of their penis, however. But maybe that’s because I’m not a sadomasochist.
A Canadian loony has been convicted of “criminal negligence [...]

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What I Don’t Miss About Being Christian

by VorJack
Here’s an old not-funny joke I heard while living in Wisconsin:
A man by the name of Ole lives to a ripe old age and dies. He awakes to find himself in Hell, which is a bit of a surprise. Still, he figures he might as well get a look around before the [...]

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Which Religion Should You Follow?

It’s a tough decision to choose from all those religions. Thankfully, Holy Taco came up with a simplified flowchart to help people through this tough decision:

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