I can understand why people want to believe in God. I can understand why they want to believe in heaven — even hell.
I can’t understand why they think God wants them to remove a part of their penis, however. But maybe that’s because I’m not a sadomasochist.
A Canadian loony has been convicted of “criminal negligence [...]
by VorJack
Here’s an old not-funny joke I heard while living in Wisconsin:
A man by the name of Ole lives to a ripe old age and dies. He awakes to find himself in Hell, which is a bit of a surprise. Still, he figures he might as well get a look around before the [...]
It’s a tough decision to choose from all those religions. Thankfully, Holy Taco came up with a simplified flowchart to help people through this tough decision:
Duane Hurley makes sure everyone knows that Jesus is his savior, not yours (Onion article):
What? Now you’ve opened up your soul to Him and made a home for the Lord in your heart, too?….
Get your own Redeemer, Matt. I have a one-on-one, personal relationship with Jesus, and I don’t remember inviting you in on it…. Just because [...]
Hilariously sacrilegious:
There’s a new documentary coming out called “God in the Boxed” that looks interesting. The synopsis:
A film which doesn’t tell you what to believe, but asks you what you believe. A little more than three-years ago, a journalist named, Nathan Lang, our storyteller, along with a few buddies, also journalists, set out on an expedition [...]
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Melvis: Nope, don’t expect you to get saved and seriously doubt that any of you have read the... Christians Refusing to Fill Out 2010 Census
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